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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs? (S02E02)

"(shudders)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(equipment clatters)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You fixed the sound, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Without music this event is just dirt, so thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I work out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh! Hi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Madison, I want you to meet my friend Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"this is Madison."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's so nice to meet you, Madison."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nice to meet you, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I heard that you like snails."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm more into Pegasuses now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, n-no, let's get a Pegasus in addition to this one."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Uh, Madison! - (laughing): Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Done."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He ain't cheap."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughter)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You guys want a boba?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah. - Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, you and V are good now?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, we, like, totally bonded."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, bitch, I heard you peed on some stuff."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I did."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I always knew I kind of liked you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're basic but in an enjoyable way."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Thanks, bitch. - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Aw, guys, we're all bitches."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we're liberating that word from its misogynistic confines."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- No, uh-uh. - This is so easy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why did I agree to this with both of you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Thank you. - All right, it's a work in progress."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. - Oh, yeah,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Roxane Gay wrote an Op-Ed on that word."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just read it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"HEATHER: Whoa. Wait, that's so hot."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is this the place? Do you need, like, a bigger donut..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah, it was a dumb question, okay? - ... to let you know that..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You can see that thing from Mars, man."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Well, forgive, Your Honor. Get it? - I know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi, hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you... hi!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I was... - I... wow, so,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- you're hanging out with, um... - Oh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, yeah, yeah, but it's-it's cool,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"they're, um... they're kind of like my bitches now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. (chuckles nervously)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- this is... Sunil... - Hi, I'm Sunil Odhav."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, hi. - Hi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm Paula's bitch, kind of. Sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, it's... this is kind of embarrassing, but, you know,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, they're friendship bracelets."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh... oh, oh, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (Sunil chuckles) - Oh, fun! Fun. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- So adorable. - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Great. - Okay. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just, you know..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He seems so... is that from... Law school."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, oh, right... We're just here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're just gonna, you know, study, and coffee, and..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna... yeah, I'm just gonna..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, you just... I'm gonna..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Okay. Bye. Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Arkansas. Arkansas."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hold on, it's alphabetical."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Connecticut. Connecticut."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's too much, it's too much."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(talking indistinctly)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Thought bubbles in your mind. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that's twenty... one,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"22, 23..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Popping those bubbles from time to time. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Damn it, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh... (grunts)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You don't have to be alone ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ With your thoughts. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Call me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(scoffs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whistling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- So, this is the thing. - Yes!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Women are afraid of being bitches, and so when they..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"When they apply for a job, they just think,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Oh, please give me... Please give me the job, sir"""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm. But when men apply for a job, they're like,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- "What are my benefits" - Preach."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I... you know? They don't apply,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- the job applies for them. - (vocalizes)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is why I'm growing out my pubic hair."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause it makes me feel like a fierce animal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Wait, let me see. - Oh, yeah, I'll show you again."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"primordial man, females used grooming"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I have no underlying issues to address ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(loudly): It would've been nice to talk to my best friend"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I never, never want to see him again."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I thought you liked me for me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not now, not anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God! Lean in, V."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, you said yourself you're scared."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have an idea."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. I was a computer programming major"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, and Rebecca's a super smart dynamo"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"sugar and..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thanks for reminding me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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