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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs? (S02E02)

"What's up, Jerry? How's it going, man?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, hi, Jerry. - You know him?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, but you seem to. (derisive chuckle)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know both Ben and Jerry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You love all the classic flavors, don't you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"WHITE JOSH: What's up, Len?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, Paul. Hey, Frank."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, my God. - What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Tell me I didn't just say hi to five of your exes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. Gross."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Four. I would never date Paul."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You have an older-man fetish."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"could have been in Cocoon!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, you don't like a man"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"until his Sandra Bullocks start dropping."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't have a fetish. I maybe have a little bit of a type."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But so what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I... - But you don't!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Good day, sir. - Hi there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, come on, it's just a friendly stranger."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Darryl."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: I mean, I just can't believe"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that Josh is here right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That is Josh, right? It's not a hallucination?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can smell his sandalwood body spray"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- that I gave him. - Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So what are we gonna do?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nothing. Hide till he leaves."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're not doing that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is the problem. This is the problem right here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We always let this jerk off the hook."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, we are gonna eat his heart."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You woke up from that dream sobbing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He scares you. I mean, look at right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're trembling like a dog on July 4."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? Dogs don't like fireworks. I read about it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- V. - What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(music playing, all cheering)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thanks, just... Just doing my job."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, and remember, all week,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"15% off all Blu-rays at Aloha!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(all cheering)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ugh! Always the hero."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Good. Let's use it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whoo! Yeah! This is awesome."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What are we even doing here? - Take off your pants."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, hello. I ain't that kind of party."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"hegemonic hold on our imaginations"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Start with her Twitter. It's very provocative."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Anyway, let's pee on his stuff."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? Why?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because he marked us as his territory,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and now we're gonna mark him right back."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah. Are you in? - (groans)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(keys clank on floor)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, you really were keeping your keys in your underwear."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, in my underwear. That's where they were."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes. Yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not... yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whispering): Okay, so,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you're sure he's not coming back anytime soon?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, positive. He's playing acoustic originals"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"at an open mic."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, wow, I hate that guy. - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God, of course."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Here. - Thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(blunt chime)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't send the data to us."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I don't know how to access the code,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so I can't disable the firewall... damn it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whoa, look at you!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"until sophomore year of college,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"when I saw Pippin at the student union"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and changed my degree to theater."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dumb move."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Downloading."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And voilà!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Remind me to get you a friendship bracelet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Aw."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, yeah, right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Rebecca cries out)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh... Ah! That felt great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's the best I've felt"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in, like, never."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So you have the forceful stream of a leader."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The best thing about this is..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know, we saw each other's vagina’s."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? No, it's that-that Josh will never know..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Know it was us. - Josh will never know it was us."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ... it was us, right. - Yeah, right, right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm-hmm, mm-hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca? Valencia?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"W-What are you doing here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's going on?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why are your keys on the floor?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's that smell? Did you pee on the equipment?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, we did it to mark our independence from you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whoa, that's confusing and... gross."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what's confusing and gross, Josh?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The way you've treated her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, she gave you the best years of her life,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and look how you repaid her,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"by-by hooking up with another woman."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Exactly! You know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's talk about Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay? She got you that Aloha job,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and then you repaid her by sleeping with her,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"sleeping on her couch for free, and then breaking her heart."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, you did listen to me in the car."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, Rebecca, Valencia,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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