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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs? (S02E02)

"Skulk, skulk, skulk, skulk."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(changing pitch): Skulk, skulk."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, it's lost its meaning."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no. Let me try again."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Skulk. Ah, there it is. - Oh! Hey!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on, Valencia, what's wrong now?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I tried, but this place is doing nothing for me"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(groans) I can't get an Uber!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so you can find a ride."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You have to come get 'em. They're in my underpants."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Valencia, you can't leave."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We haven't bonded yet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look at where we are."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's so beautiful. Look at the,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the colorful toadstools and the eggs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's what... it's what I imagine Easter to be like"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"if I had been allowed to believe in Jesus!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I saw a woman with a bikini top made of the Bill of Rights!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is amazing, so let's bond, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look at that. I'm thirsty. Are you thirsty?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am a little parched."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- All right, come on. - (groans softly)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(in British accent): Hello, hello, my ladies,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"welcome to high tea!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah! She's British. Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(in British accent): Verily, I would like to sample"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"some of your earthy water."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(American accent): Huh?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's just drink it. Let's drink it, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"To the queen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I am a little thirsty."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Wow. huckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Two cups!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You guys must have a really high tolerance."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A Triceratops tolerance?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The hallucinogen Triceratops?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"AKA 3Tops?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Meketyltrichlorocaine?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mixy, Toxy, Cloxy? - Wait."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did we just drink drugs?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Whoa. - Whoa."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- A dream ballet. - A dream ballet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(ballet music playing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"VALENCIA: Ooh, I'm a ballerina."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What a beautiful drug trip."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whispering): Triceratops."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Whee!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm a pretty ballet dancer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What a great drug trip."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Roar! I'm a triceratops!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, I am so sad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm so sad about Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I want to kill him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(indistinct laughter, chatter)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, I forgot how fun it is"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to sit here and watch strangers trip balls."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You seriously mad about Carl?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You a little bit jealous, bud?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I wasn't even that into him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's just that he was more..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"distinguished than I expected."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You mean old?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- No, he's not. - I think so."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- No, he's not! - I think he might be."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, he's got those little wrinkle frowns."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on, I like guys who are smart and confident."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm-hmm. - Okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"For what it's worth, he's a really cool guy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think you guys would hit it off."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, well, people don't usually like to bond"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with the boyfriend's ex... it's weird."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That was a horrible trip."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mine was horrible."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And... beautiful and... and sad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I feel like I want to punch something."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, I-I feel, like, 'roided out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like my mom made me drink all these energy drinks"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"right before I took the ACT."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, I could just rip down the whole tent right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I'm just realizing how much Josh"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"has taken advantage of me time after time after time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I, I just lay down and let him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sobbing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, you're crying."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh hurt me so much."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But the truth is..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"he left me, emotionally, long before."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I killed the relationship because I had to."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It was already dead."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And now..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am so scared to be alone."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, it's okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I ripped his heart out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"JOSH: Uh, hey, bro, I'm here from Aloha"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to fix the AV system."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"SHERPA ALLEN: Oh, everyone's gonna be"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so freakin' happy you're here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(both chuckling) Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"JOSH: I'm Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"SHERPA ALLEN: Hey. Sherpa Allen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Uh, Sherpa. - You can call me Sherp."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, nice to get some fresh air."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"WHITE JOSH: Oh, yeah. Hey, Ben."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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