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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs? (S02E02)

"Let's, uh, tie-dye each other's hair,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"or yarn bomb a car?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Or, you know, we could just talk about our shared trauma?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"no more talking about healing and trauma, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The only shared trauma you and I are gonna bond over"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"are those communal Porta Pottis."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, not a problem for me,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's like, leave it and forget it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not my mess!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, hey..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"WHITE JOSH: And the thing that most people forget is that"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the area underneath the tent has to be clear,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because insects are super attracted to debris."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're so great at all this outdoorsy stuff."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, thanks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, everyone is so young."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, there's a regular-aged person."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, hey. Carl."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, hey, Josh! Hey, buddy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckling): You said you weren't coming this year."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, well, I talked him into it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Hi, I'm Darryl. I'm..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the boyfriend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's so nice to see an oldster like yourself"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"making the journey. Good for you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, nice to meet you, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was worried that I would be the only person"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that knows who Marlo Thomas is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, are you kidding?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"When she's a mannequin in the window"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(both laughing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am trying to listen"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and type and understand."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Shh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just missed the thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(professor speaking indistinctly)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Good God, man. - What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What black magic is that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, it... it looks like some sort of"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"specialized note-taking app."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, damn it, I just wrote"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- "black magic." - Excuse me, sir, hello."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi. Hi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, may I ask, what kind of note-taking app is that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Noneya."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Noneya? Great, and I can find that at iTunes or..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"As in, Noneya bidness, bitch."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I thought my son was rude."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(exhaling slowly)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But, like, what is Josh looking for?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause you and I are amazing,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and so I can't figure out, like,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"what else he thinks is out there?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Actually, I think he might be on the spectrum,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so I was reading a checklist online and he..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Shh! I am trying to enjoy my sensory bath."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, one more thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"narcissistic personality disorder,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"which is a whole other checklist."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- But it specifies... - Sherpa Allen,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"this woman is inviting negative thoughts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Be still, child."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(smacking lips) Mmm, baba ghanoush."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs) You know, I forgot,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I do kind of enjoy this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh, when we were dating,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"they didn't have this cool,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Nah. - What? (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"When who was dating?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, me and Carl."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You-you guys?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You mean, when you say dating,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you mean, like carbon dating?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like looking at fossils"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and that kind of thing?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You mean like dating dating? Why?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Uh... - Well,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we met at a party."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, I meant,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and no one said anything."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(imitating Josh): Uh, uh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your silence is deafening."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(power surging)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, we must have blown out a speaker."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, who has a didgeridoo?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I do. Right here, of course. - Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, man, the music stopped."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now this place really sucks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, at least Josh isn't here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do not say the word "Josh"""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh. Hey, dude."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I need someone to run out and fix it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"grab your water bottle and some body glitter, my friend,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you're heading to Electric Mesa."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"God, my notes are the worst."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's "scandalous French toast"?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(groans)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't even concentrate,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I keep thinking about that guy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I hate him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And now I want French toast."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We can't just sit here and take it"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with his fancy spaceship notes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(scoffs) We need that spaceship."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We deserve... that spaceship."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, this is gonna sound weird,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but what do you have"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in the way of caper clothes?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have Lycra for small spaces, I have camo,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have a zip-up hoodie... What do you need?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um... I gave up skulking for Rebecca,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but this is skulking for me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Plus, I... I really love saying the word "skulk"""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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