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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs? (S02E02)

"♪ That's another bad thought ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ Thought bubbles in my mind ♪ - _"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Poppin' thought bubbles from time to time ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I used to like guacamole, now I don't like guacamole ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ What if I stop liking other things I like? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ If it worked on guacamole, it could work on my mom ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And now these thoughts are tapping me on the shoulder ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And now the thought and I are fighting in a bar ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And I can't beat the thought 'cause he's super swoll ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'Cause the thought hits the gym more than I do ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ If I can't even hit the gym ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ How will I ever be a good father? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Gotta dial back these dark thoughts ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Dark like Edgar Allan Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Complex like videos by OK Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I just wanna chill on the lawn ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Like the Obama's dog Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'Cause I can't be alone ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ With my thoughts. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You meeting the president? Ah,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that's a good bit."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I feel like every time I'm in here,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you're piling another one down the hatch."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, well, you're in here a lot,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'cause, we get it, you and Darryl are in love."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we don't say that to each other."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I haven't met his daughter yet, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"An insecurity."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Me likey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what's good for when you feel insecure?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Muffins, that's... yeah. - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Hmm? - No, thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Are you ready for this? - Uh, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Close your eyes. - Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Open."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah... (yelling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They're awesome, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They are, yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They're like athletic pants."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, that's something."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We are totally gonna fit in on the Mesa."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's the Mesa?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, The Electric Mesa."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's the San Gabriel Valley's version of Burning Man."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"he's a veteran Mes Face."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, okay, that sounds cool. - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm really looking forward to it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I mean, it's very primal. - Mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But it's a real place"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"where you can connect, refresh, heal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You read that brochure, huh?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs) Like, a thousand times."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Can I see that brochure? - Sure."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Connect, refresh, heal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Fascinating."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(knocking)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Stop coming here!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, uh, listen,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know you don't like me, per Se."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I, uh, was on my way to Dairy Queen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Found myself in the neighborhood"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I was craving a chicken strip basket."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You want to come?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So you really want me to be fat."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Valencia, again, you're not fat. - (sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on, Valencia, we could go,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"get a Blizzard, maybe talk about Josh a little?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Stop talking about Josh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's what this is, isn't it?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You want to find someone who will moan"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and cry and be sad about Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. No, I... That's not why I'm here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And a Blizzard."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe two."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on, it's on me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, here's the deal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I will take the free food."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But we can't talk about Josh"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and it's only because I'm hungry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You throw a cold meatball sub at one guy..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right, let's get the show on the road."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, you may want to go to the bathroom before we leave."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I need to pee before we go six blocks?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Connect, refresh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"heal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"VALENCIA: Connect, refresh, heal?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is more like starve, sweat and hand sanitize."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs) This is worse than that tent city"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Susie grew up in."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Again, don't worry about her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She just passed a homeless reform bill."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, that's beautiful."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Seriously, this is foul."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, Valencia, you agreed to come here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Only because you locked the door"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And plus,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Valencia, you're gonna have a good time here, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I promise."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Anyway, look,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got us a tiny tent. Mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on, let's find a spot for it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (groans) - Come on, come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Also, I packed you some extra clothes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They're gonna look great on you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Incidentally, um,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it really looks like you've already lost some weight,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"since we got here a couple minutes ago."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's... that's kind of disconcerting."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you drinking water?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, can you stop talking about my weight?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just a fun fact, the national average size"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you're, you're very petite."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's do an activity!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on, let's get a smile on that face."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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