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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs? (S02E02)

"Uh... our friendship is"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a little bit more about her than me..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and, I mean, I get it, I'm Barb, she's Nancy, and I just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, I tell myself that she's fragile, but you know,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just had an abortion, damn it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(quietly): about it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am so sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I should not have blurted that out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My wife killed herself nine months ago."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, wow, you win."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll always take a win."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs nervously)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"L-Look, I-I know how hard it is"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to be honest with people you love."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I still haven't told my daughters the truth."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I told them she went"
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"to a mom farm upstate"
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"where moms run around all day. (snorts)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi, I'm Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, I'm Sunil."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: So, you understand,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"by ingesting each other's lice,"
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"we will also ingest each other's pain and sorrow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ew. The only person I knew with lice"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"was Susie Reynolds in third grade"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and she got her clothes from a Dumpster."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's all in this book. Here, just read the book."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just check out the book, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But... Valencia!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are these muffins?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you eating carbs?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I am so proud of you, girl. - I know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm super fat."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca, I don't want to talk to you, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Get out of my apartment."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Valencia, I know why you're mad and..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm not mad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I always knew you were trying to steal Josh from me,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"just like Susie Reynolds always tried to steal"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is Susie Reynolds okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's a state senator now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Point is,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I dumped Josh. You were his failed rebound."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. No, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (groans loudly) - Listen..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just lost Greg forever."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like... he-he disappeared,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Both of us got rejected by Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Us?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I made a choice to end that relationship."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now, please, I want to be left alone and I'm fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're not fine, you're sad like me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, look at you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, I-I eat muffins three times a day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's NBD for me, but for you it's a big ol' cry for help."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, good-bye."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I'm-I'm here to answer that call."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Valencia, come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whoa."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What happened here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look at what I did"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with the remote control boxes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Isn't it great?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am gonna untangle those bad boys next."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Bro, your shift doesn't start for another six hours."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you doing here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm-mm, just sorting things clears my head."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, as a kid, I used to spend hours"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"sorting LEGOs by color, shape and number of bumpy things."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I miss simpler times."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dude, why are you bumming so hard?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's been a weird few weeks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"White Josh has a serious boyfriend;"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hector and his mom started a dating advice podcast,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I broke up with two girls in two months..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah, that's what it is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The girls."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're a girlfriend guy, I can tell."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (scoffs) - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A serial monogamist."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was just like you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I get it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's hard being alone."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm fine with being alone."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, listen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love solitaire; I love Solo cups, I love playing Uno..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That game's for two people."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You can be alone."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You'll get used to it"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm fine now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(under breath): Yeah, I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whistling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Well, I don't mind being alone ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ No, no ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm not afraid of what enters my mind ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ When I'm solo ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm fully capable of taking advantage of this time ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Being alone with my thoughts ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Oh, oh, I'm totally fine ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Check it ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Life is so sweet when you take it light ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Nothing can go wrong when the sun is bright ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I don't like that thought ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Chill out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ The breeze in my hair ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Everything is free ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Nothing wrong with you, nothing wrong with me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Will it be like that time I tore my ACL? ♪"
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