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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs? (S02E02)

"Just like we liberated ourselves from Josh Chan."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, my God. Five dollars. - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Anyway, as I was saying, bitch, bitch, bitch."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Law joke."
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"- (Sunil clears throat) - I'm so sorry,"
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"you two are wearing the same bracelet."
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"My daughters helped me make them."
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"Okay, I'm gonna go sit... Get a table."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles softly)"
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"New Jersey?"
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"23, 24..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, uh..."
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"three, four, five..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- So, you don't like my boyfriend? - No. Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no. No, I have, like, told you."
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"I just want to be his friend,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"just like I keep trying to be your friend."
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"I thought Rebecca Bunch was our problem,"
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"but it's you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're over for good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think I just said it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's really sweet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi, Valencia."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, I know something's been up with you lately"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Really. I mean it this time."
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"PAULA: You know, I had a thing."
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"I figured it out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I need some air. Some..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"air. Hey, hey, Josh, wait."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, No, Rebecca, I need more than air."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I can't do this. - This is just a fight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- This is a fight. All couples fight. - No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't want to see you anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh. Hey, no, Josh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"[Door slams]"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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"REBECCA: Isn't that fascinating?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's all in this book."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, so, this book says that in many species, including"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and other bonding techniques to lower their cortisol levels."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And these bonding techniques"
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"strengthen the entire species."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, that's what Valencia and I need to do, I think."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think we need to heal and bond and we need to do it together."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Valencia doesn't want to bond with you."
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"When she saw you here the other day,"
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"she just grabbed her now donut and her later donut"
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"and stomped out."
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"She hates you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, no, no, she doesn't."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She thinks she does because we're enmeshed"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Josh Chan. - Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, I need to find a way for Valencia and me to connect"
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"at like-like... on a really primal level."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You just want someone who will yammer about Josh with you"
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"all day long because with me, every time you mention Josh,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I make you give me five dollars."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"By the way, you owe me $300."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look... you're wrong."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to transcend Josh together."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Damn it. I said it again."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, just take a bunch"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"of money and deduct it from my Josh fund."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Damn it, I said Josh's name."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I must be crazy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm just a girl in love ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ La-la-la, lovey-dove ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ They say love makes you crazy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Therefore, you can't call her crazy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'Cause when you call her crazy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You're just calling her in love. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Blam!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"PAULA: You know, most women don't want to bond"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with a fellow ex, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, but if Valencia and I hate each other,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- then that means Josh wins. - Wins what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Have you ever read Roxane Gay? - Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Have you read Roxane Gay's Op-Eds in The New York Times?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You have to check them out. - Can we talk about this later?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because class is about to start and I just..."
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"you know, p..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Got it, okay. Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"For your first day, I packed you some lunch."
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"in case you get thirsty."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Aw. - Mwah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- All the other kids are looking at me. - Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, and hey, on our way home,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna read you some more of that Blood and Lice book."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Please don't. - Also... my throat hurts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you gonna drink that extra juice box?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Bye."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(exhales)"
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"Kids. (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So selfish. Am I right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, um... my daughters are also very self-involved."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They're only three."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They want to talk about Pegasuses, like, all day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no, that's-that's not my daughter."
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"That's my best friend."
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"Sorry. Wait, really?"
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"I... she just had that me-me-me-me vibe."
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"I mean, she's... been a little distracted lately,"
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"for law school."
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"Hey."
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"I mean, I couldn't use it, because she..."
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"gave it to me too late..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. but... no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're right."
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