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Clips from Waiting... (2005)

"Oh, Let's see. Medium, medium-rare."
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"Well, I want a hot, pink center."
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"- I'd like a tossed saIad, please. - Oh, you're bad."
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"Yo, girl, give me the instant camera."
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"Yo, there's a birthday party in the kitchen. We're gonna take a picture."
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"Bus table 73 first, and then I'll give you the camera."
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"Yeah, whatever."
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"Ma'am, I don't doubt the steak was overcooked,"
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"but did you have to eat it all before you compIained about it?"
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"ChIamydia. I think I might name my daughter ChIamydia."
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"Fuck. What did she order?"
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"- I can't. - Hothead."
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"- Fuck. - Hurry up. Come on."
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"What's taking so Long?"
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"Somebody here?"
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"This is crazy."
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"Shh, shh, shh."
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"- Here we go. - Oh, God!"
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"- My fuckin' man! Yeah, man! - You like that?"
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"Yo, give me the fucking picture back."
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"Do you-"
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"Do you think I-"
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"Those guys, they Always seem to forget to tell me where it's at."
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"Okay. As soon as I find out where it is,"
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"Well, then. Tonight should be a good night for both of us, huh?"
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"We better not have no Iate-night asshole comin' in here."
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"So how'd y'all do tonight?"
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"I never make- How do you make a hundred dollars every night?"
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"- You wanna know? - Yeah."
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"You really wanna know how I make a hundred dollars every night?"
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"Yes!"
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"Monty with the assist!"
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"Okay, Monty, my bitch. Kick me a fieId goaI."
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"You know what? I don't understand."
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"Youplot and you scheme on how to get the other person to look at your goat"
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"or chicken wing or whatever."
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"So, seriousIy, ladies, why don't you wanna play the game?"
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"I really think that we'd be willing to amend the rules for you."
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"- Oh, yeah. I bet you would. - No girl would ever play that game."
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"Why not?"
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"Okay. I'll tell you why."
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"- It's because of this! - Oh!"
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"Oh, yeah. Bang. Pow! Pow! Pow!"
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"Oh, God. Does that thing have its shots?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Well, it's officiaI. Now my penis is just for show."
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"- Oh, my God. - Bend over, boys."
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"Oh, it's ladies' time."
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"Great. Let's get this party started then."
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"I gotta stop home first. I'll meet you there."
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"Oh. Right. Sorry, Calvin."
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"Okay, baby doll, you're definitely coming, right?"
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"Oh, God, Natasha, you're gonna have to stop that. You're making it hard."
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"I mean, difficuIt."
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"Hey, Cochise, we're out. I'll see you, okay?"
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"Yeah. I'll see you there."
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"Okay, I am so ready to get stupid."
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"OnIy three more minutes till the ball drop, baby. Come on."
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"Come on."
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"- Not quite. - Oh, terrific."
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"And Dean will be your waiter this evening."
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"Awesome."
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"Hey, there, foLks. My name is Dean. I'll be your waiter this evening."
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"Hello, Dean."
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"Why? Why? Why? Why?"
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"Okay, so I'll go ahead and put your order in,"
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"Oh, man, look what I did. I'm all thumbs today."
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"So, did you hear? I got my bachelor's degree."
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"- That's really cool. CongratuIations. - Yeah."
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"- Yeah, I heard you were working here. - Yeah."
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"Anyway. Yeah. I just started my new career. They're starting me off at 48,000 a year."
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"- So what have you been doing? - Oh, you know."
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"Sure. Yeah."
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"Coming right up."
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"Hey, Dan, man, we outta here."
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"Okay, Dan, I'm just Ieaving now."
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"But here are the directions to the party."
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"What time are you coming over?"
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"I'm gonna go home and change"
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"and be right over."
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"Okay."
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"I just wanna warn you, I might be really drunk tonight."
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"I won't."
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"Okay. Well, I'll see you there."
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"Fuck."
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"- Dean, really, it's- - No."
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"It's what?"
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"Here you go, Chet. It was nice seeing you again."
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"Yeah, you too, Dean. Listen."
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"You take care of yourself."
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"You too. Okay."
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"How much did he Ieave you?"
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"Chet, Chet. I think you made a mistake."
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"- You gave me a hundred dollar bill. - No, it's all there."
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"Hey! Dean."
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"Have you thought about it?"
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"Hello? Hey, Christy."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow, then."
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"Bye."
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"She's on a date."
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"God, that's it."
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"Well, good."
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"You should start tonight."
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"- Go get one of those high school girls. - You think?"
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"And you didn't even cry once, which is more than I can say for my Last trainee."
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"So, honestIy, you think you can handIe working here?"
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"Hey, whoa. Amy called, she told me what happened."
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"All right? ReIax. I'm okay."
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"You serious?"
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"- I'd be ready to kill someone. - No, you know what?"
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"Yeah, he was a prick, and at first I was so fucking pissed off,"
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"In one second, it all just kind of snapped into perspective."
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"No."
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"I quit."
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"What?"
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"You know, I thought about it. I thought a lot about it"
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"and I know I don't wanna wait tables anymore."
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"This is all temporary."
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"This is supposed to be the in-between time."
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