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Clips from Waiting... (2005)

"If I become an assistant manager,"
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"You're fIushing a goIden opportunity down the toiLet."
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"And just so you know, Hot Dog,"
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"if you do come back, this job won't be here for you."
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"- I hope you're right. - I am right!"
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"- You're fired! - I mean, I aIready quit, so-"
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"No, you're fired!"
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"I write the book, okay?"
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"Here's how it went down. You walked in-"
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"You're fired!"
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"All right. Then, thanks for being so mature about this and professionaI."
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"All right."
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"Get out! Get out of my sight!"
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"I don't know."
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"You really are an asshole, man."
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"You're a good friend too."
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"Let's just keep that on the DL. I'm all about Iow expectations."
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"Oh, by the way, CaI."
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"I've been thinking about your pubIic bathroom phobia."
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"- Yeah? - I beLieve I have a soIution."
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"- Tell me what to do. - Okay, but first,"
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"With everybody you know crowded around you."
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"they wanna see it."
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"- Proud of you, buddy! - Hell, yeah!"
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"- Fuckin' piss, man! - We beLieve in you!"
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"You pissing son of a bitch!"
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"It's historicl"
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"and then eventually to an actuaI urinaI."
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"Look, well, you guys, I'm feelin' good."
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"You know what? I'm gonna go talk to one of those high school girls."
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"- Well, good Iuck with that. - Thank you."
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"So, what grade are you in?"
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"No."
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"What? What do you mean?"
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"You start playing this weird, ambivaIence bullshit, and it makes me feel psycho."
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"And I never get psycho!"
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"I know."
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"So I need you to do me a favor."
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"- You're a fIake. - I know I'm a fIake!"
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"Whoa, sorry to interrupt."
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"How'd you know I quit?"
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"Is somethin' wrong?"
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"Just checking."
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"You turn 18 next Wednesday, right?"
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"Okay, then-"
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"Why don't we make this"
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"a ''to be continued..."
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"- You think you're going to get arrested? - No, no, no."
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"I just- I feel like I don't wanna be-"
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"- Let's just wait the week. - Okay."
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"Okay."
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"But if anybody asks, anybody at all,"
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"I fucked you."
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"Twice!"
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"So, Mitch, how was your first day?"
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"Well, it was-"
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"I remember my first day."
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"I was so nervous I dropped this bowI of soup on a nun."
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"- Hey, would you turn down the music? - Dude, chill."
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"This is fucking bullshit!"
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"I have been here all goddamned day and you haven't Let me say one thing!"
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"None of you!"
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"- Well, damn, Mitch, I- - Oh, no, asshole!"
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"You shut the fuck up now. It's my turn to talk!"
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"Change your fuckin' tampon and have another drink you crazy, fuckin' bitch!"
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"Join the fuckin' army or something!"
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"Goddamn!"
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"You know what? You're too easy."
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"And you."
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"You're the coolest fuckin' guy at Shenaniganz!"
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"That's like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome!"
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"what are you, like 13, 14?"
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"You know what? Fuck this!"
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"You all suck. I quit."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"There is one more thing."
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"And I hope you burn in hell."
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"Me? What the fuck did I do to you, man?"
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"SeriousIy?"
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"The goat! The goat, you bastard!"
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"Fuckin' faggots."
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"You are the fucking man."
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"- All right. - Okay."
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"All right."
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"Dean, you've been replaced."
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"From here on out, Mitch is a made man."
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"Anyone who has anything different to say, Nick and T-Dog will fucking fuck you!"
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"Don't do that!"
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"You Iost major cool points for this."
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"Yo! What you doin'?"
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"- What's up? How you doin'? - Those look heavy."
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"Is...Natasha...here?"
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"Okay. Yeah. They got me."
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"Slice you three times Slice you three limes"
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"And, bitch, you best give thanks before you eat my nuts"
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"My mom tries to ground me I'm gonna slap her"
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"My wallets are thick and here's the thing, you dumb bitch"
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"You call me fuckin' fake just because I bus tables"
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"Sin, sin, sin I'll stick a dildo in"
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"And with the other hand I'll doodle on some napkins"
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"- We got new rides - Now we'll flip the switches"
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"And clock mad digits"
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"Get the fuck out of my fuckin' face."
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"- Get the fuck out of my fuckin' face. - Bitch-ass motherfuckers."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Ha, ha, ha. Home sweet home."
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"- Guess who. Hi, Dean. It's Mom. - Ah, shit."
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"Yeah, I know. I know."
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"- Does that offend you? - Nope."
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"Well, Mitch, first thing. You ever worked in a restaurant before?"
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"- Are you serious? - Yes, I'm serious."
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"All true."
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"Well, yeah. I'm only taking the two classes,"
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"but I like 'em both."
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"Didn't you two have all the same honors classes together?"
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"Well, I'm gonna go. Always Love these get-togethers."
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"There are few things in this world more unsettIing"
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"Hey, Serena."
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"I would've had a better time if somebody hadn't been ignoring me all night."
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"If you guys can go five minutes without referencing your genitaIs, I'll be amazed."
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