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Clips from Waiting... (2005)

"I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
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"I know you're not gonna forget lunch with me,"
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"Oh, hey."
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"Yes. I am indeed a pervert."
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"I'm only a minor for another week."
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"Good stuff."
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"But..."
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"I really think that you need to ask yourself"
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"And if they do, you ridicule them mercliessIy for being a fag"
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"and get to kick them in the ass."
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"and/or balls which allow for more kicks."
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"But we're gonna get into that later."
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"Right now, the first thing that you have to do"
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"Both have mustaches, which is a little weird."
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"Right."
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"- Yeah, it sounds like he's doing really well. - I'll bet."
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"- Oh, you and Monty were crazy Last night. - Yeah, it was cool."
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"Was that me?"
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"- Oh, I swear, when you two are together. - You're perverts! All of you."
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"I know what you're thinking now."
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"I mean, I'll stick my finger in my ass every now and again when I'm feeling squirrelly,"
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"What? What?"
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"- What's wrong? - I'll tell you later."
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"- then what the hell are we doing here? - Amen, brother."
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"I want you to do a couple things for me."
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"Take everything in."
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"That's the computer where you're gonna put the food and drink orders in."
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"Why the fuck do we need four more people on at this time of day, man?"
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"AIso, if you wanna get out of the restaurant and chill out, here you go."
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"And these two fun-Ioving pieces of wannabe gangster shit are Nick and Theodore."
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"- Actually, you haven't really given- - That's okay."
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"Actually, more importantIy, how are you and Danielle doing?"
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"You two are really good together."
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"Fuck off, okay. Even if we did break up, you stand no chance in hell, man."
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"They're Always trying to project their own vaIues on you."
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"Whatever. Anyway, this is Mitch."
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"He just started today, so I thought I'd give you the pIeasure"
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"Oh, what a coincidence. Every time I look at you,"
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"- I'm gIad I'm a Lesbian. - Ouch."
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"No, I was kiddin'. You don't really owe me anything."
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"- Tall guy, kind of smelled like my dad's ass? - That's the one."
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"We haven't even graduated from community college."
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"Haven't even got our A.A. degree."
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"Then when we do, what? What the hell can you do with an A.A. degree anyway?"
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"Right over here. This is the cooler."
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"The miIk and vegetables, whatever."
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"Back here is the freezer. You'll find the meat-"
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"Are you okay with that?"
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"I'm gonna go through the positions with you. The first one's the easiest."
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"Second one is called ''The Brain.'' Right?"
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"You see that it looks all veiny and alive like a bat wing, all right?"
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"if you don't humiIiate them for being a fucking meatcake."
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"She's my mom. She wants me to succeed in Life."
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"So I called your house today at 2:00."
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"That's an understatement."
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"I started by getting compLetely hammered drunk. It was bad."
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"Then drove while intoxicated to pick up this disease-infested prostitute."
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"God, it was just a bIur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex"
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"Dean, did you know that when Monty was a child, everyone thought he was retarded?"
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"So why aren't you and Serena still together? I liked her."
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"Yes, well, your father pulled out too,"
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"All right. I really only have one thing I wanna talk about today,"
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"Let's think about it. If you upset the hostess, she's not gonna seat you."
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"- The brain! - Ah, shit!"
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"Oh, the brain!"
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"I think you're all great waiters and waitresses."
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"And you should be able to rely on one another when you're in the weeds."
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"All right. That's all I have for you today."
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"- Have a seat, Dean. - Thanks, Dan."
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"It is cool."
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"Talk about it next week or something like that."
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"- Cool. Thanks, Dan. - Let me ask you something."
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"I was thinking to myself Last night, Iaying in bed, going,"
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"Dan wants to make Dean assistant fuckin' manager."
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"Is there anything I can get you to drink while you're looking at the menus?"
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"Yeah, that's what the Last waitress said."
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"Right. BIue cheese for you, stat."
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"- Have a good day, big guy. - Thanks."
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"I'll try the other hand maybe."
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"- She's baiting those poor saps. - I Love Patrick Swayze."
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"Look at the scowI on that woman's face."
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"- It's all my fauIt. - That would be Lovely."
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"Oh, what's that, jeaIousy?"
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"Oh, man. You look really pissed."
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"- You really are an asshole. - Shenaniganz."
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"SeriousIy, look at her. You know she has that Scooby-Doo tongue."
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"On the other hand, maybe she is too young."
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"Like that's ever stopped you before."
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"Are you gonna talk to her or hope you're never forced to make an actuaI decision?"
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"Oh, but haven't you sIept with him the past five nights?"
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"Yeah, she's a cool chick. I'd do her. Hell, I'd probabIy even pay."
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"I would."
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"Are you gonna take the assistant manager job?"
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"Are you fucking kidding me? You know this place."
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"People with the day off aIready know."
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"HaIf of me is like take the job. I could really use the money. It's a smart move."
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"All right."
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"Damn, boy. What the hell took so Long?"
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"And his mouth tasted just like buttermiIk."
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"It's go time, Mitch."
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"Oh, well, would you like me to take the food back and bring it out in a few minutes?"
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"Yeah, and Let it dry out under the heat Iamps?"
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"Just give me the food."
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"Ma'am, you're absoIutely right, and I apoLogize."
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"GentIemen, we have our first officiaI bee-atch of the day."
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"Yo, and you know the bitches be Iovin' that shit."
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"more than fuckin' Snoop Dogg."
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"So it's on then? We're getting the fucking hydro."
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"The first thing we do is add a little extra gravy to the mashed potato."
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"Fresh from the taint. We like this. Good."
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"Adds a touch of cIa-"
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"I'll have the motherfucker on the carpet. I fucked that bitch!"
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"- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir."
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"Yeah, right there."
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"All right. How you guys doin'? Everything prepared okay?"
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"Sure."
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"And I'm gonna sing that bitch a fucking 187."
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"So, I go into the bathroom."
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"And the next time I tried to take a Ieak, I could've sworn"
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"And then that's when I start hearing the voices."
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