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Clips from Waiting... (2005)

"and tell us what to do."
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"When in reality, you know you're not even worth a bit of bullshit!"
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"Whoa, Naomi!"
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"ReIax."
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"ReIax, woman."
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"I guess if you become manager, you won't be able to date any of the waitresses."
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"It's okay. There's nothing wrong with that."
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"But it's important not to act on those urges."
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"- Dean, Amy, I just sat you. - Oh, shit. What do we got?"
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"Well, yours are cool. They look like business people."
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"- All right. - What about mine?"
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"- Foreigners! - I'm sorry."
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"- Are you mad at me? - No, I swear. I'm just going by the rotation."
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"I fuckin' hate foreigners! It's such bullshit!"
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"Like they don't know how to tip? Oh, they know."
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"All right. It's time to show the goat."
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"- I mean- - What are you doing, man?"
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"We have just been cutting things 90 to nothing."
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"And the cooks, they just love it because every time-"
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"Hey, there, foLks. My name is Amy, and I'll be taking care of you."
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"- Sir, what can I get for you? - I'd like a New York strip, mid rare,"
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"you got the Mandingo chicken with rice and a saIad with a side of bIue cheese."
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"I respect the Iactose intoIerance."
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"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
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"Well, fuck you, whitey."
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"Hey, there, ladies. My name is Monty."
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"Ain't gonna be no bacon on the saIad, master."
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"No bacon. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. please. Oh."
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"I think I'd like a hot fudge sundae."
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"That does sound good. I'll be right back with that for you."
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"Like that bitch needs to be eating dessert anyway."
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"You'd do that for me?"
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"Thank you. I appreciate that."
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"But I think I'd rather you just wash the fucking dishes"
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"and shut the fuck up!"
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"Fuckin' bitch. Son of a bitch, cocksucker."
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"Fuckin' Nick and T-dog!"
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"- Shit. - So you have to make sure they-"
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"Fuck! Man, no!"
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"If we're gonna beat Last year's numbers, I need you to be more hands-on."
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"Basically, I need you to be more like Dean here."
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"I question whether you can see that by me serving food,"
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"but thank you anyway."
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"- How is everything, guys? - Everything's perfect."
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"You're a master of your craft."
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"Thanks."
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"You keep this up, I may just try to Iure you away from this place."
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"All right. Well, thank you, sir."
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"Let me know if you need anything, guys."
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"You're probably wondering what makes Shenaniganz such a great restaurant."
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"So I thought I'd share with you a few key examples"
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"of why we've had so much success."
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"Our deserts were designed by gourmet chefs."
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"is that little extra."
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"I know. It's a joke."
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"You gonna talk to your girlfriend all night or make my drink?"
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"Here you go."
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"How many times I told you? My name is T-dog, bitch!"
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"So what if there's pIenty of parking spaces? It's the principIe of the matter."
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"The Iord giveth, the Iord taketh away."
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"Damn, come on."
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"What the fuck?"
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"Here you go, sir. Once again, I hope you enjoyed everything."
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"- Thanks. - See you guys."
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"Dean, I wanna tell you, you did an extraordinary job."
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"Oh, thank you, sir."
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"Let me give you my card."
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"Ever get tired of this place, you're looking for a new opportunity,"
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"Thank you, sir. I honestIy appreciate that."
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"Thanks again. Thank you."
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"Mama said they'd take me anywhere."
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"Of course, Mama used to beat me with a rubber hose, call me a retard."
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"I appreciate what you're trying to do. I do."
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"But, dude, I'm really not in the mood for smiIing, all right?"
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"Okay."
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"- What? - The oId Iady at table 37 wants you to sing"
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"His name is Timmy, and he's eight years old."
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"I need birthday singers!"
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"- Come on, people! We need birthday singers! - Fuck."
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"- Yeah! - Hey."
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"All right. Attention, guests!"
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"Today's a very special occasion. It's Timmy's eighth birthday!"
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"Big round of appIause. He's earned it."
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"I don't know but I've been told"
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"Someone here is getting old"
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"Bad news is we sing off-key"
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"Happy birthday"
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"To you"
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"- All right. All right. - Cry it off."
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"Well, we can't go in the parking lot."
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"Can't go anywhere in the kitchen."
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"Okay."
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"You're kidding. How oId are you girls?"
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"Wow."
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"It's the stupid childproof Iighters."
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"Hey, Bishop. Can I talk to you about something?"
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"All right, so I went to my mother's this morning."
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"this restaurant went through quite a Iow point."
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"Okay, I'm sorry. Did you wanna hear what I was gonna say or-"
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"PIease. See, the store morale was beginning to sIip."
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"That of course, Ied to Iower tips, which in time,"
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"Ied to an even Iower store morale."
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"Basically, the entire restaurant was going through quite a downward spiraI."
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"Okay."
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"And with him came the penis-showin' game you all like to play."
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"Restaurant began to improve."
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"EmpIoyees started having more fun at work. They started joking around a lot more,"
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"which Ied to a raise in the cLienteIe base, higher tips"
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"the penis-showin' game became a cataIyst"
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"for the change necessary to be made in the restaurant."
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"So, when things in your Life become stagnant."
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"You know, you're no Longer happy with what you're doing."
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"Then you figure out what's important to you."
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"Then create your own penis-showin' game."
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"Metaphorically speaking, that is."
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"So do you think taking the assistant manager job would be like my penis-showing game?"
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"Where the hell is it? It's been over haIf an hour!"
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"Told you it'd be up in a minute! Get out of my face or I'll Iose your ticket!"
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"What the hell? They need to get rid of every singIe one of these Iousy cocksucking mother-"
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"Okay, so how would you like your steak prepared?"
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