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Clips from Waiting... (2005)

"I don't understand. I've never gotten a complaint on you."
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"And you had to pick the day I offer you a promotion?"
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"I promise you it won't happen again, okay?"
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"Opportunity is knocking at the door. If you don't wanna answer it, fine."
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"CaIvin is chomping at the bit for this job."
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"I want an answer by the end of your shift...tonight!"
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"And Dean, this is an expIoding offer."
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"because I wasn't consuIted when the goddamn Laws were made."
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"No, instead, nameIess, faceIess poIiticians,"
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"the so-called protectors of the moral majority decide what is right and what is wrong."
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"I mean, come on!"
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"then I would be extinguishing the very fire of patriotism and individuaIity."
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"It's- It's so-"
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"In a sense,"
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"I'd be preserving the rights our forefathers fought and died for, right?"
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"You think you're still in the running for the assistant manager?"
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"Yeah, man."
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"or a podiatrist or a fucking electrical engineer."
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"Anything! Just have a fucking clue!"
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"Hey, who has a clue, right?"
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"Hey, I don't. Hello? I don't know what's going on."
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"Hey, could you put down the ice pick?"
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"- Sorry you had to hear that guy yell. - Oh, it's okay."
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"You shouldn't have to be subjected to that."
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"You're way too sweet."
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"No? Why?"
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"Yeah, well, being a manager, obviousIy, I know what you mean."
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"It takes a lot of power to command the respect of everybody at the restaurant."
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"We should go to dinner sometime and talk about it."
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"Christy asked me to work for her, so I'm working a double."
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"Time-out. Isn't this your only night off this week?"
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"Yeah."
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"Wait. You actually have to get the pussy before you can be whipped by it."
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"- Yes, we do. - Wait. Didn't you take out Christy Last night?"
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"Fuck the detaiIs. I wanna know. Did you do it? Did you make a move?"
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"- Did you kiss her? Rub against her skin? - CuddIe with her? Rub her Ieg?"
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"I need more time."
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"- Forget it. It's over. You're fucked. - Not Iiterally."
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"Why do you Always say that? I'm not-"
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"You take 'em out, you pay for everything, and you never make a move!"
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"That was once, and I was drunk and it was VaIentine's day. So back off."
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"What are you talking about? Didn't I take you to the movies Last week, huh? Huh?"
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"What do you want? It was a dull movie."
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"Yeah, but I just get the feeling that you don't care."
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"When my uncIe died, didn't I ask you to be by my side at the funeraI?"
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"It's like we're stuck in a time paradox"
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"I attempt to make a move."
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"there's really only two possible things that could happen."
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"Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's no need to call them again,"
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"or they do sleep with you, and then there's no need to call them again."
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"This is what I don't get. How can someone be such a compLete asshole all the time"
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"and get as many women as you do?"
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"- Amy! Serena! Calvin needs our help. - No."
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"- No, I don't need help. - Shh, shh."
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"Women like assholes, am I right?"
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"Well, okay. Girls like assholes, not women."
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"''What's wrong?'' And the more you do that, Calvin,"
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"the more it becomes this self-fuIfilling prophecy."
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"Yeah, and take anything that he gives you with a shot of penicillin."
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"UnIess you're combing the playground for middIe schoolers,"
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"don't become an asshole like Monty."
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"Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't I been inside you?"
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"- Oh, Monty. - Oh, me."
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"Okay, you know what? Fine. Let's talk about it."
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"Let me describe Monty's amazing sexuaI prowess."
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"And it would end so quickIy, so abruptIy,"
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"morbid, accidentaI amusement towards his ''technique,''"
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"while I Iaid there trying not to Laugh...or cry."
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"Is it any wonder why you still date girls in high school?"
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"They're the only ones Ieft. They don't know any better."
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"Okay, okay. All right."
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"I Always had an orgasm when we had sex."
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"Oh! As if that somehow negates the fact that once we got past foreplay,"
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"If I was that bad, then why were you at my house every night?"
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"All I had to do was call and say, ''Hey. I'm horny.''"
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"And then fucking poof!"
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"As if by some form of sIut magic you'd appear. Now why is that?"
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"Because at first, I really liked spending time with you."
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"But eventually, it all wore thin. I realized that your personaIity"
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"I was looking at other girls and getting bored. Basically, that was why."
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"Yeah, yeah. All that."
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"And the fact that I dumped you."
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"- Wait, I thought you said you dumped- - Shut up, Calvin."
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"I was just trying to Let you down easy, but this is bullshit."
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"We both know that you enjoyed having sex with me."
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"The only real pIeasure I ever got from having sex with you"
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"- Tell him, Amy. - It's true. We Laughed a lot at your expense."
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"you sometimes get that paranoid self-conscious feeling?"
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"Maybe they're Laughing about you when they're really not?"
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"Thank you for joining our family at Shenaniganz bar and grill."
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"Hey, man. We all had to watch it."
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"Cool?"
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"Well, I mean, I guess. I-"
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"Are you ready? Well, okay. Follow me."
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"Zero hour is upon us."
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"Would you like a baked potato, french fries or rice piIaf?"
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"- Order up! - Is everything prepared okay?"
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"- How about some dessert? - And here you go, foLks."
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"- Fuck! - The five-second rule! The five-second rule!"
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"Well, hurry up."
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"Okay, hey, gang. Listen up."
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"I know it's getting crazy, but we can do it. We can do it."
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"Now let's go take a look at our problem back in the kitchen."
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"Come on, guys. This is bull crap."
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"Where the hell's my chicken sandwich?"
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"Fuck you, bitch!"
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"What the hell did I do to you, Floyd?"
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"Eat at Shenaniganz enjoy your food"
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"Eat at Shenaniganz Calvin works here"
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"Okay, that's hardly sanitary."
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"Hey, Dan. I have a table that needs to-"
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"Trying to get a feel for the whole manager thing. You caught me."
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"Do you think you could get a feel for it outside? I need some fresh air."
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"Hey, hey, Christy. It's Calvin again. I-"
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"I got all my bars."
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"So call me back. You know the number. Okay. Bye."
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"So is everything okay? Is something wrong?"
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"Somethin' bad happens when you become a manager."
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"You put on your fuckin' tie, and you get your fuckin' little manager card,"
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"and you're think you're so fuckin' cool because you write the schedule"
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