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Clips from Waiting... (2005)

"- Shut up. - So how Long have you two been-"
Waiting... (2005)
"- Three months. Shit or get off the pot time. - Yep."
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"- Has even hinted that he's aware of it? - No, he's acting obIivious."
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"- I'm going with option ''B''. - That's my boy."
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"- Have you talked to him about it? - No. I'm playing hard to get."
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"Well, not real hard to get."
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"Maintenance fees are really Iow. I like that."
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"I don't know, man. I'm not even thinking about Amy right now."
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"- Who are you thinking about? - Chet Miller."
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"But the other haIfs like, ''Am I fucking nuts?''"
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"Do I really wanna end up like Dan?"
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"Busted."
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"Not on my watch."
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"And there you go, foLks."
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"Yeah, well, could you get me some more ketchup?"
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"Sure. No problem."
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"Nothin' sets off the fIavor of a steak like some ketchup."
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"Hey, Monty? Could you drop off my food, please?"
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"No problem."
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"But I still have some saIad Ieft."
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"Okay. There you go."
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"Wait. Did that waitress Listen to a word I said?"
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"I asked for it medium. And I wanted extra gravy on my mashed potatoes."
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"Let me ask you something. How hard is your job?"
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"How intelligent do you have to be to take a food order?"
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"- Jesus! - Ma'am."
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"I'm gonna get this fixed for you right away."
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"Good. Now I can finish my saIad."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, come on, guys. She wasn't that bad, was she?"
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"Yo, we need to get some fucking hydroponics"
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"so we can grow our own shit, yo."
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"Hells, yes. Soon as we get the hydro, we can run this city like the fuckin' mob."
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"I swear, we gotta grow it, smoke it, sell it. We'd be a fucking pimp."
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"We'll get more fuckin' puss than Busta, more than Dre,"
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"We're gonna run this city like the motherfucking mob."
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"Ah, that's it. Good job, buddy. Nice one."
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"Followed by a thin spread of cheese for your garIic bread."
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"- Up next, what we're gonna do- - How about a little guacamoIe for the steak?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?"
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"Come on, man. You can't be mixing Mexican and ContinentaI."
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"Come on, man. I thought you was better than that."
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"All right. How about a little garIic saIt?"
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"That's what I'm talking about. Finesse, baby!"
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"These guys have a deep commitment to their job."
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"Touch of cIass to any meaI."
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"Oh, God."
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"Good stuff."
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"I'll pull out my motherfuckin' shotty."
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"Pull up like John Gotti."
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"Okay, NichoIas, Theodore. Boys."
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"Now, if you don't get your asses out front and start doing some work,"
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"I'm gonna fire you faster than you can say, ''Yo, MTV Raps.''"
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"- Yes, sir. - I'm sorry?"
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"Hey, Rocco."
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"Here you go, ma'am."
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"I'm truly sorry for the inconvenience."
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"You know, we should probabIy feel guiIty, but she broke the cardinaI rule:"
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"Don't fuck with people that handIe your food."
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"I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to make it better?"
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"Yeah, get me an extra roll."
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"And bring me the check."
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"No problem."
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"Okay."
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"About three months ago I just finished my shift, and I really had to take a piss."
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"And I'm at the urinal, just waiting for the flow,"
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"When I notice out of my peripheral vision"
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"He's just staring at it like they're old pals."
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"I could practically hear what he was thinking."
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"''Whoa. That's a nice dick. ''"
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"And that's it."
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"Goodness."
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"the guy standing next to me was staring at me, and I freaked."
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"Quit staring at my dick!"
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"In retrospect, I think I might've been mistaken."
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"What about the stall?"
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"No, it didn't work either."
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"Voices?"
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"I get this paranoid feeling there are people outside the stall,"
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"I can hear them saying, ''What's taking him so long?"
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"Why can't he just piss like a normaI person?"
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"I don't hear any peel''"
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"I'm really fucked up."
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"So what the hell should I do?"
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"Well, first,"
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"you need to think about how this problem affects other parts of your personaIity."
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"- Oh. - See, I recommend-"
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"Oh, bro, that ain't right, man."
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"- Take a look at the bat wing, bitch! - Oh, it's so veiny."
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"Damn, Raddimus. Does Danielle know that you like to go both ways? How does that work?"
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"Sweet victory."
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"Good job, asshole."
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"I'm sorry. Go ahead."
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"- How are you doing today? - Oh, I'm sIipping gradually into seniIity."
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"It's good in the sense that I can take walks in my underwear."
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"I can give small children the middIe finger."
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"Yeah, so what's the bad?"
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"Well, sometimes I give small children the middIe finger"
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"You get a chance to meet new people every day."
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"I like you too, Monty."
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"I don't even care if he gives me a poor tip,"
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"that is the coolest oId man I've met in my entire Life."
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"- Yikes. - Yeah, but the check totaI's $63,"
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"so even if they tip 15 percent I should make 10 bucks."
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"There you go, buddy. It's all you."
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"Thanks a lot. We'll see you next time."
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"How much did they Ieave you?"
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"No fucking way."
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"You obviousIy need this more than I do."
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"I wanna speak to your manager now, please. This is horse shit."
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"Okay, Mitch, you see what Dean did there?"
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"Don't ever do that."
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"- What, did he stiff you? - He might as fucking well have."
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"For insuIting me I should get some free gift certificates and a key chain and a hat."
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"AbsoIutely, sir. Yes."
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"And how about a couple of sundaes with some nuts on 'em?"
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"and I will make sure corporate sends those to you."
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"Get in here. You wanna expIain to me what the heck you were thinking?"
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"InsuIting a customer like that?"
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"- I'm sorry. I Iost it. - You're sorry?"
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