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Clips from Waiting... (2005)

"Look, man, we're all sick. All right?"
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"Now, look. The main thing to remember"
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"Okay, don't just fucking pull down your pants and say, ''Look at my dick!''"
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"You gotta be sneaky."
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"All you gotta do, pull down your pants real quick, show 'em the goods."
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"What you gotta do is isoIate your nuts with your fist."
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"Okay, now, take the time to look at it, okay?"
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"Because it bears a striking resembIance to-"
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"Okay. For that you get two kicks."
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"- So- - The third one, I call it the ''Bat Wing.''"
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"Okay. What you do is you take the excess skin from your nuts,"
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"and you take it and you make it fIat like paper, all right?"
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"Now, once again, you take the time to appreciate this."
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"If they look, they get three kicks, all right?"
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"But you can't forget this, all right?"
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"You gotta call 'em a fag, okay?"
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"Very important. The game Loses it's meaning"
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"You got that?"
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"why your mom gives you so much shit anyway."
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"Yeah. Whatever the hell that means."
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"Jesus, I'm just gIad my mom's not like that."
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"You were still asleep, weren't you?"
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"So what did you do Last night? I trust my little angeI"
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"Uh-huh."
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"From there, Let's see. Me and the hooker went back to my place-"
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"The hooker and I."
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"Excuse me. The hooker and I went back to my place."
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"And from there-"
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"while taking the Lord's name in vain."
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"I mean, like, much oIder than she rightfully should?"
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"I don't know. I guess it got oId."
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"We had a reIationship based on orgasms."
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"You are being safe, aren't you?"
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"Come on, Mom. Of course I'm being safe."
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"I pull out."
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"You think I wanna have kids? AbsoIutely not."
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"That's why I stick to anal sex."
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"Okay, so that's the Abraham LincoIn."
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"But remember, you have to shave it so it looks like his beard."
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"Otherwise, it don't count."
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"you are a god among men, all right?"
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"What you do is you take your nuts and your dick, right?"
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"And you tuck it underneath."
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"Pull your pants down, show it, all right?"
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"With it sticking out the backside. You got that?"
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"But you know, we're Always looking for new positions."
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"So next time you got a little down time, you find yourself a little bored,"
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"See what you come up with, okay? It's all good."
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"and that's teamwork."
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"When the dinner rush hits and things start to get hectic,"
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"you all have a tendency to start yelling and screaming at one another."
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"That's just dumb and senseless, 'cause you're only gonna be hurting yourselves."
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"If you upset the busboys, they're not gonna care if your table's ready."
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"Remember, gang. The difference between ordinary and extraordinary"
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"Let's have a great shift."
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"- Dean, can I have a word with you? - Sure."
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"so about four years."
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"Wow. You don't wanna be a waiter forever, do you?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Carson got promoted to GM over at Riverside,"
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"so we need a new assistant manager."
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"I'd like to offer the job to you."
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"- Are you serious? - Heck, yeah, I'm serious."
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"but it offers a lot more rewards."
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"and I might add, a hefty pay increase."
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"- I do pretty well. - Cool."
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"And, Let's not forget the power."
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"- Right. - ControI."
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"You tell people to do things, and they have to do it,"
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"or they get in trouble."
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"- Are you okay? If you're not interested- - No, no, no."
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"Yeah. Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah."
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"Take your time. Yeah, don't rush, you know."
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"- What's that? - Why don't we hang out?"
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"- Oh. Like- - Why don't we hang out more often?"
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"- We do at work. - You and me."
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"''Why don't Dean and I hang out? We're practically the same guy.''"
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"I-I-I sort of have a core group of friends. You have your own friends and-"
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"You know what? You'd think I do. I don't."
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"Yeah, you wanna know what they're talking about?"
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"- Well, did he take the job? - I don't know. I couldn't-"
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"He better fuckin' not have."
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"I gotta warn you. Take my car, what do you think's gonna happen?"
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"- Yeah, I don't really think- - Score."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, so what was that about?"
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"What?"
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"Hey, there, foLks. My name's Dean. I'll be your waiter today."
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"Can get you something to drink while you're looking at the menus?"
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"Hi, there, guys. My name is Serena, and I'll be taking care of you today."
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"Hey, there, ladies. Hi, my name is Amy, and I'll be your waitress today."
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"Yeah, I want a singIe shot of whiskey and a double-shot of whiskey,"
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"I like the sound of that."
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"and we will certainIy do our best to make sure that doesn't happen again."
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"- Can I get an extra side of bIue cheese? - Sir, yes, sir."
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"Come on, you worthIess dick."
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"Just pee."
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"Fuck."
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"Goddamn it."
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"I can't beLieve you would do that to me."
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"No, that's it. Do not- Do not call me back."
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"Hey. Are you okay?"
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"Let me get you another drink."
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"All right, see what Serena's doing right there?"
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"- Yeah? - Yeah, you kind of remind me of him."
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"I guarantee you they're gonna Ieave her a fat tip."
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"Women, they're so fuckin' wiIy."
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"She was D.O.A. from the very beginning."
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"And by extra Iemon we mean enough for our waters and then some more."
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"- Thank you. - Thank you so much."
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"- Don't worry. - You are too kind."
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"- Women troubles, Amy? - I just don't understand"
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"what would compeI a person to be such a bitch to a totaI stranger."
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"- Maybe she was abused as a child. - Oh, God. I fucking hope so."
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"- So is there- - Mitch, go in the back, check out the cooks."
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"So, what do you think of Natasha?"
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"- I think she's illegal. - Yeah. I've made peace with that."
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"And I'm convinced Natasha will be mine. Thanks for the advice, buddy."
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"- Hey, anytime. - Yeah."
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"- What's going on with you and Amy? - What's up, Obsession?"
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