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Clips from Waiting... (2005)

"I love when your cunt is balder than Bruce Willis"
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"Thanks, Cochise."
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"No, you fucking idiot! I've worked at a restaurant my whole Life."
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"but I thought I'd call just to make sure."
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"I forgot you were here."
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"- What? - Nothing."
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"I'll see you at work, okay?"
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"Hey, there, Natasha. How's my favorite minor doing today?"
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"Hung over. I got so shitty Last night."
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"On a school night? Kids today."
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"I must say, there's nothing more attractive than tainted youth."
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"Good answer."
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"Oh, and Monty, just so you know,"
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"I turn 18 on Wednesday."
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"Well, then I guess I better hurry up then. I don't have much time."
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"- Hey, Dan. - Hey, Monty."
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"- How you doing? - Good. This is Mitch. It's his first day."
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"I want you to show him around. Train him on everything while it's slow,"
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"and when the dinner rush hits, we'll have him watch the training videos."
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"Mitch, just Listen to what Monty says today,"
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"and we'll have you out on the floor by early next week."
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"- Sound good? - Yeah."
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"Everything that Dan wants me to show you, teach you,"
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"all that can be Learned in a few hours."
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"if you wanna work here,"
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"in this restaurant,"
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"one simple question."
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"How do you feel about frontaI maIe nudity?"
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"- What the heck- - Pretty fucked up, huh?"
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"is to get the other participants to unknowingIy look at your testicles and/or penis."
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"Now there are rules to the game- different variations on how to show your dick"
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"is look deep inside yourself and figure out if you can take an eyeful of that."
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"So are you taking any interesting classes this semester?"
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"I really like my teachers. Cool guys."
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"- Well, that's just terrific. - Yeah."
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"- Guess who I ran into yesterday? - Who's that?"
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"Nancy Miller and her son Chet. You remember Chet Miller, don't you?"
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"Oh, yeah. I remember Chet. Yeah."
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"- I haven't seen that guy since high school. - Well, he was away at college."
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"Yeah, we sure did."
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"Seems he just graduated with a bachelor's degree in electrical engineering."
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"Wow. His parents must really be proud, huh?"
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"I think we really broke through there."
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"he didn't prewarn me at all."
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"He set me up big time."
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"- Right around that corner. - Okay."
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"than going into the back to grab condiments,"
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"- Hey, babe. - What's up, Hangover?"
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"I'm not hung over."
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"How about you? You have a good time?"
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"Think Monty and I got a little carried away."
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"Think we're all just a bunch of deviant LifestyIe-Iiving,"
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"same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?"
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"Yeah."
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"but that's about the extent of it."
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"See what I mean? Perverts."
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"Hey, I've seen you use more than a finger."
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"- Oh! - Bye, babe."
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"- What's up, buddy? - Nothin', man. What's going on?"
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"Listen, man. You got nothing to worry about. It's just a game."
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"- Exactly. - And besides, you know,"
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"Hey, Bishop. This is Mitch."
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"He's the new guy."
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"Leave no mental stone unturned."
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"Can you do that for me, Mitch?"
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"Good."
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"what your Life would be like if you had been born blind."
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"Go. Go, go, go, go, go."
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"I hate this fucking place sometimes, you know."
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"Look at this place! It's fucking dead."
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"I swear, Dan needs to cIean the shit out of his fucking brain sometimes, man."
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"Fucking asshole. What are you looking at, fuckwad?"
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"That's Naomi. And she's been working here way too Long."
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"Come on, baby. It's nothin' like that."
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"It's true. You just treat me like a piece of meat."
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"Not just any piece of meat, baby. A prime rib."
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"- Really? - Uh-huh. Baby, you're oozin' with sexuality."
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"Yeah, but why does it Always have to be about my looks?"
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"Just 'cause I dress slutty doesn't mean I am slutty."
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"Okay. This is for deIiveries. There's the Dumpster for the trash."
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"How many fucking times I told you, man? It's the fucking T-dog, yo."
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"- Sorry, G. - Hey, yo, bitch."
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"What makes you think I won't cut you?"
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"Aw. Come on, now, dog."
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"You know I'm just fucking with you."
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"Yo, it's almost 4:20, dog. Let's go."
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"You don't talk much, do you, Mitch?"
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"'Cause I didn't talk much when I first started working here either."
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"- What's up, Poncho? - Hey, Raddimus. How you doin'?"
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"I saw that you guys were arguing, and-"
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"Shit, you know, it would be a shame if you guys broke up."
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"She got this thing about dating grown men who've had sex with 16-year-oId girls."
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"See, that's the problem with women, okay?"
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"of expIaining the finer points of the game to him."
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"Oh, virgin bIood. Follow me."
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"Come here. I wanna talk to you."
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"- There you go, Dean. - Aw, thanks, TyIa. You rock."
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"Yeah, TyIa, you're the coolest girl in the whole school."
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"Hey, man."
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"TyIa, every time I look at you, I wish I was a Lesbian."
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"Just starting to work the double."
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"So, I don't know."
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"Duh. Duh."
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"Remember Chet Miller from high school?"
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"My mother told me he graduated with his bachelor's degree in electrical engineering."
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"Yeah, so?"
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"Well, you know, we were in all the same classes in high school."
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"We're the same fucking age."
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"Well, yeah. But electrical engineering?"
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"- Come on. Screw that noise. - Yeah, but come on, man."
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"You can get a job substitute teaching for retarded kids or something."
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"That's the dish area back there. This is where you pick up the food."
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"That's Floyd. Floyd!"
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"WeIcome to Thunderdome, bitch."
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"Okay, that's the dry area, man. That's where we keep all the condiments."
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"Okay, so Let me tell you about this little game we play."
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"- Yeah, he- - You know the object, right?"
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"To have the other guy look at you naked."
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"What are you, some kind of a fucking sick, demented pervert, huh?"
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"- No. I was- He told me. - Come on, bro. I'm just fucking with you."
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