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Clips from Waiting... (2005)

"and they know I'm having a difficult time taking a piss."
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"Psychosomatic auditory hallucinations."
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"Well, it's a mixed bag."
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"But as Long as I look happy while I'm doing it,"
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"and don't realize I'm doing it until someone sIaps me."
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"So I really am going senlie."
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"So what could I get you to drink?"
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"You're a bastard. So far I've made 15 percent of jack shit."
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"No. That's for you. That's your tip."
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"Two bucks on a $63 check."
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"I'm having a really bad day, Dan, and that guy caught me at the worst possible moment."
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"There are people who would jump at the chance."
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"I am offering you an opportunity to take it to the next IeveI, earn more money."
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"I don't work within the exact boundaries of the Iaw,"
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"I govern my Life around my own personaI code of ethics, and I suggest you do the same."
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"I were to do something that was considered illegal, so be it."
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"And furthermore, if I were to buckIe under the social weight of the system"
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"by adhering to Laws that I do not truly beLieve in,"
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"- Well, I guess- - Bro, it was a rhetorical question."
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"Okay? So-"
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"Oh, hey, Dean. I heard Dan yelling at you. It was kind of crazy."
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"- Way too cute, too. - Stop it. You're gonna make me bIush."
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"I prefer oIder men."
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"I like a man in power."
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"As they say, membership has its privlieges."
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"What's up with you? What are you still doing here?"
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"- That's right. - You guys suck."
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"- HoId her hand? - NippIe tweak? Anything?"
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"- No, I'm still- - Oh, my God!"
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"- Why? Because you won't pull the trigger. - And you're too fucking nice!"
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"- What happens with every girl you like? - Nothing!"
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"Yeah, but you kept trying to get me to jerk you off."
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"I don't care? I don't care?"
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"Yeah, but you kept trying to get me to jerk you off."
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"How many times can we have the same exact conversation?"
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"where neither our wisdom nor your virginity will ever escape."
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"That's a good question."
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"- Well, I agree that you're an asshole. - Okay."
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"''A'', fuck you. ''B'', just answer the question."
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"Yes, and we absoIutely fucking hate insecurity."
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"Yes! The more insecure you are the more you ask, ''Is something wrong?''"
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"- ''Is everything okay?'' - ''What are you thinking about?''"
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"You just need to reIax and not worry so much. Okay?"
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"Yeah. That makes a lot of sense."
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"- I'm gonna work on it. - Yeah. Yeah, you do that."
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"And by the way, take whatever advice that she gives you with a big grain of saIt."
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"SeriousIy, Calvin, do yourself a favor."
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"He'd barreI into me with that pathetic excuse for a child's penis."
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"I wouldn't even have time to feel any sort of"
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"which was basically him selzuring on top of me"
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"for, oh, about 45 seconds,"
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"First of all, for the record,"
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"You can't deny that I played your vagina like a vioIin."
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"you turned into the little engine that couldn't hoId his Ioad."
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"Oh, what the fuck ever!"
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"I thought you were a genuinely interesting guy to be around."
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"Yeah, I do. Because you were oId news."
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"came from making fun of it later with my friends."
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"So you know when you're walking past a group of people, you hear them Laughing,"
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"Well, in your case, they really are."
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"It is our goal to maintain the absolute highest standard in all aspects-"
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"...of our most sacred company policies"
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"- to uphold our standard of excellence. - Shit."
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"The time has come. Remember, product pride. Portion consciousness."
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"Let us selze the day!"
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"Yeah, yeah! Carpe deez nuts."
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"God, I can't wait to quit this job!"
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"Hi there, foLks. What can I get you to drink?"
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"I hope you enjoyed everything. I know I did."
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"four, five."
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"Damn, man. We almost had to switch to the ten-second rule."
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"- I have to put in an appetizer. Goddamn it. - Chill the fuck out!"
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"Let's get out there, take care of our guests."
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"Let's put that extra- just that little extra- back in extraordinary."
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"Okay. There's no ''me'' in ''team.''"
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, guys. Which one of these is medium rare?"
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"Shoot. Let's just-"
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"Goddamn it!"
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"PIease."
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"Let me do it."
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"So remember, find the solution before there's a problem."
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"But I'm never too busy to call you."
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"Are you mad?"
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"Yeah?"
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"For Shenaniganz to run like an efficient, well-oiled machine,"
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"it's a must that everyone act as a team."
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"I don't know. They don't speak EngIish."
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"FrontIine stuff. Watch this. Watch this."
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"And- Hey. You're not writing any of this down."
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"You got the baby back ribs with fries,"
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"Okay. Okay, you're good."
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"I just sat you. You're gonna Love them."
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"You know, if you ever want counseling in anger management or..."
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"aIcohoIism, I'd be more than gIad to do it for you."
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"Fuckin', I hate her. I hate her!"
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"exquisitely to perfection."
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"We always treat our guests with respect and dignity."
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"The penis just looks ridicuIous. It's like a shriveIed roll of dimes or something."
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"- She's in Love. - Hey, TyIa."
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"That's okay. I understand how it works."
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"Get off your ass and get help!"
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"You want some help, bitch?"
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"My name is T-dog, bitch! My name is T-dog, bitch!"
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"Hey, baby."
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"Hey, you're preaching to the choir here. Know what I mean?"
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"- How oId are you? - I'm 22."
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"Well, you're obviousIy a very intelligent young man."
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"Well, I hope he calls."
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"Mama said they's my magic shoes."
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"Dude, please stop. Stop. Okay?"
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"There he is. There's the big winner."
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"He's got his whole Life ahead of him. The sky's the Iimit."
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"Good news is dessert is free"
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"We are not having sex in the bathroom."
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"So where do you girls go to college?"
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"Actually, we're still in high school."
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"Sixteen."
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"You look a lot oIder than that. I would've guessed 19, 20, maybe 21."
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"Yeah, sure. Have a seat."
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