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Clips from Louie (2010) - Elevator, Pt. 5 (S04E04)

"Right."
Louie (2010)
"Now, I don't know if you understand the logistics"
Louie (2010)
"Somebody went and got a hay bale..."
Louie (2010)
"We don't have reindeer feet."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, then I'll just have the sherbert."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, she seems really cool, and she's cute."
Louie (2010)
"So she's leaving for good in a week?"
Louie (2010)
"You guys have never said a word to each other,"
Louie (2010)
"And then, she'll leave,"
Louie (2010)
"- and you'll be depressed and lonely. - Uh-huh."
Louie (2010)
"Getting to know her?"
Louie (2010)
"Getting sick of her?"
Louie (2010)
"because you have low self-esteem."
Louie (2010)
"Realizing that she's sick of you."
Louie (2010)
"Trying to fix it by getting married."
Louie (2010)
"Trying to fix the marriage by having kids."
Louie (2010)
"so you have an excuse to come into New York"
Louie (2010)
"just to get away from her and the kids."
Louie (2010)
"You're afraid of being lonely."
Louie (2010)
"but, holy shit, lonely sounds like paradise to me."
Louie (2010)
"Feel bad later."
Louie (2010)
"I only get the kids half the week,"
Louie (2010)
"It's just too much."
Louie (2010)
"AIDS."
Louie (2010)
"My youngest is having trouble in school now too."
Louie (2010)
"♪ AIDS, AIDS, AIDS"
Louie (2010)
"♪ AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS ♪"
Louie (2010)
"♪ AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS--"
Louie (2010)
"Todd!"
Louie (2010)
"AIDS?"
Louie (2010)
"Stop talking about your boring-ass lives"
Louie (2010)
"Todd, how old are you?"
Louie (2010)
"Can I ask you a question?"
Louie (2010)
"We're raising children."
Louie (2010)
"What do you do?"
Louie (2010)
"Walk me through any day."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, what time did you get up?"
Louie (2010)
"Woke up, uh, hung out in bed a little bit."
Louie (2010)
"Got the iPad out."
Louie (2010)
"a little Twitter, and, uh..."
Louie (2010)
"What's for breakfast?"
Louie (2010)
"coffee, juice."
Louie (2010)
"But if this one waitress is working,"
Louie (2010)
"I also get a free donut."
Louie (2010)
"- Really? - Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Started a couple years ago when she said..."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, you're in here, like, every day."
Louie (2010)
"Do you want a donut?"
Louie (2010)
"Boom, free donut every time she's there."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, what next?"
Louie (2010)
"Then, I went to the doctor."
Louie (2010)
"Why? What do you got?"
Louie (2010)
"but I-- I don't wanna deal with that."
Louie (2010)
"A clinic?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah-- Urgent Care, baby."
Louie (2010)
"Todd Barry?"
Louie (2010)
"Todd Barry is next."
Louie (2010)
"What happened next?"
Louie (2010)
"pork or beef."
Louie (2010)
"What'd you do after lunch?"
Louie (2010)
"I had to work off the pork."
Louie (2010)
"Went to the gym."
Louie (2010)
"You belong to a gym?"
Louie (2010)
"Gyms."
Louie (2010)
"You mean plural?"
Louie (2010)
"I have all-access to every Synergy Gym below 14th Street."
Louie (2010)
"Sounds expensive."
Louie (2010)
"So you went to the gym."
Louie (2010)
"Go to the gym, get on the treadmill for ten minutes."
Louie (2010)
"Then, I get on the bike for ten minutes."
Louie (2010)
"Then, I had to race off to my gig in Poughkeepsie."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, Poughkeepsie, booked myself seven months ago."
Louie (2010)
"Do you know how much a Greyhound bus to Poughkeepsie costs?"
Louie (2010)
"$20."
Louie (2010)
"that goes to Croton-Harmon,"
Louie (2010)
"8.50."
Louie (2010)
"I sell one ticket, I cover most of that."
Louie (2010)
"He says something about,"
Louie (2010)
""Oh, that's a huge pain in the butt,"
Louie (2010)
""But if you want me to do the show,"
Louie (2010)
"I need to get to the club.""
Louie (2010)
"She gives me a Coke for free."
Louie (2010)
"Ah, Coke."
Louie (2010)
"I walk towards the dressing room..."
Louie (2010)
"and I see a piece of paper on the dressing room door."
Louie (2010)
"not Todd Barry with an "A","
Louie (2010)
"They spelled it wrong."
Louie (2010)
"Now, I could've let that go."
Louie (2010)
"but my name is Todd Barry with an "A"."
Louie (2010)
"And I go, "I know it's kind of a pain in the ass,"
Louie (2010)
""And yes, I know it's an easy mistake to make,"
Louie (2010)
"and it's very important to me.""
Louie (2010)
"So I said, "All you gotta do"
Louie (2010)
""is take the sign down,"
Louie (2010)
""put it in a responsible place for refuse,"
Louie (2010)
""walk over to the computer,"
Louie (2010)
""log onto Microsoft Word, or Apple Text,"
Louie (2010)
""Type in Todd Barry with an "A","
Louie (2010)
""run it through the printer,"
Louie (2010)
"grab some tape, and I get my identify back.""
Louie (2010)
"What'd he say?"
Louie (2010)
"It's what he did."
Louie (2010)
"Boom, new sign with my name spelled correctly."
Louie (2010)
"Hey."
Louie (2010)
"Evanka-- Evanka?"
Louie (2010)
"Hey... Evanka."
Louie (2010)
"Evanka-- oh, shit."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, shit."
Louie (2010)
"Uh, Evanka?"
Louie (2010)
"Uh..."
Louie (2010)
"Come here, come here, come on."
Louie (2010)
"God damn it."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, God damn it-- come on, come on!"
Louie (2010)
"Oh..."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, okay."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, you're okay-- you're okay."
Louie (2010)
"Evanka!"
Louie (2010)
"Shit."
Louie (2010)
"What-- what? What is it?"
Louie (2010)
"You need to help me."
Louie (2010)
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