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Clips from Louie (2010) - Elevator, Pt. 5 (S04E04)

"What-- you can't just come barging in."
Louie (2010)
"This is my home as well as my office."
Louie (2010)
"What are you doing? This lady needs your help."
Louie (2010)
"This isn't 9-1-1-- call 9-1-1."
Louie (2010)
"- Come on! Please, look! - Oh, geez."
Louie (2010)
"Oh. - She was lying on the floor of the elevator."
Louie (2010)
"All right, all right."
Louie (2010)
"Get around the other side."
Louie (2010)
"Move her against the wall."
Louie (2010)
"Move her-- move her forward against the wall."
Louie (2010)
"Now, now, p-- p-- pat her back."
Louie (2010)
"Sweetie, sweetie, you've got to chew these Mentos."
Louie (2010)
"You've got to chew them, sweetie."
Louie (2010)
"You'll be all right."
Louie (2010)
"Help her up-- help her up."
Louie (2010)
"Here you go-- help her up."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, I'm so sorry-- I'm so sorry."
Louie (2010)
"It's all right, you're gonna be fine."
Louie (2010)
"I'm very embarrassed."
Louie (2010)
"What happened?"
Louie (2010)
"I found you on the floor of the elevator,"
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"and I brought you to the doctor."
Louie (2010)
"You know, it's a-- interesting statistics."
Louie (2010)
"Is that right?"
Louie (2010)
"That's considered a very clean"
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"I'd rather be back riding in the caboose"
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"of Jackie Gleason's train."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, knew him?"
Louie (2010)
"He and-- well, never mind."
Louie (2010)
"Please don't make me tell you."
Louie (2010)
"No, no, tell-- it sounds great."
Louie (2010)
"- Thank you. - Yes, yes, surely, yes."
Louie (2010)
"- Oh. - You all right?"
Louie (2010)
"- Was I coming, or-- - You were just laying on the floor."
Louie (2010)
"No, but before-- was I going out, or was I coming home?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know-- I wasn't there for that part."
Louie (2010)
"I'll help you. That's probably a good idea."
Louie (2010)
"- Right? - Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"What-- you don't wanna take the elevator, right?"
Louie (2010)
"No, I don't wanna take that elevator."
Louie (2010)
"- Come on-- you all right? - Oh, yeah."
Louie (2010)
"- I have no more Mentos. - No? Okay."
Louie (2010)
"You're a good guy, you know that?"
Louie (2010)
"Ah, I'm all right."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, yeah-- you saved my life."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"You all right now? Yeah, thank you so much."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, be-- you know."
Louie (2010)
"Don't, uh..."
Louie (2010)
"Um... you and, uh, Amia,"
Louie (2010)
"you've never..."
Louie (2010)
"Uh..."
Louie (2010)
"You mean, the--"
Louie (2010)
"No, no, no."
Louie (2010)
"Is it serious?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, I don't--"
Louie (2010)
"All right, I'll take that as a no."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, just checking."
Louie (2010)
"Well, no, it's-- No, I just wanted to know--that's all right."
Louie (2010)
"I-- no, it's serious to me."
Louie (2010)
"No, look."
Louie (2010)
"This is serious."
Louie (2010)
"The other thing-- "I love you so much,"
Louie (2010)
"That's nice, but... no."
Louie (2010)
"You know, in Hungary, we have a saying."
Louie (2010)
""If you didn't screw the cow, she's not your cow.""
Louie (2010)
"I'm not sure that's how that goes."
Louie (2010)
"You're a nice boy."
Louie (2010)
"You know, you stay just as you are, yeah?"
Louie (2010)
"You saved my life two times,"
Louie (2010)
"- Okay. - Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Bye-bye."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God, shut up-- you don't even know about it."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, wow, all right-- okay, what?"
Louie (2010)
"Shut up."
Louie (2010)
"Bye, bye."
Louie (2010)
"No bye-- come on in."
Louie (2010)
"- Hello. - Yes, bye."
Louie (2010)
"No, hello."
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"No bye."
Louie (2010)
"No bye-- come on."
Louie (2010)
"Better bye?"
Louie (2010)
"Look, um..."
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"Bye."
Louie (2010)
"Hi."
Louie (2010)
"What's wrong?"
Louie (2010)
"Hey."
Louie (2010)
"What's... wrong?"
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"No good."
Louie (2010)
"I don't-- I don't know."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know what you're saying."
Louie (2010)
"I..."
Louie (2010)
"It's okay-- it's okay."
Louie (2010)
"- No, no. - It's okay."
Louie (2010)
"I..."
Louie (2010)
"Shit."
Louie (2010)
"A small bird died today due to sadness."
Louie (2010)
"Of course, it is,"
Louie (2010)
"It came out of a chicken's ass."
Louie (2010)
"So... my cock is seven feet long,"
Louie (2010)
"Nick, are you gonna order something?"
Louie (2010)
"Hey, you got it figured out, Louie."
Louie (2010)
"You know how much shit you're skipping in-between there?"
Louie (2010)
"Culling together a few radio spots"
Louie (2010)
"I know what you mean-- I mean,"
Louie (2010)
"AIDS."
Louie (2010)
"49."
Louie (2010)
"Todd, you're a 49-year-old single comedian."
Louie (2010)
"- Sure. - Yesterday was great."
Louie (2010)
"No need to dip into my data plan."
Louie (2010)
"So then, I have to get to the gig."
Louie (2010)
"So I took the bus to Croton-Harmon."
Louie (2010)
"and also, we never talked about this before.""
Louie (2010)
"I go, "Yeah, you're right, we never did talk about it."
Louie (2010)
"Coke, please?"
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"with an "E","
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"which is how I spell my name."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, it's just a dressing room sign, right?"
Louie (2010)
"I go to the owner."
Louie (2010)
""but it's also an easy mistake to fix,"
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