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Clips from The Office - Did I Stutter? (S04E04)

""Tall." No, no, "Nice.""
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""The tall man entered the nice building,"
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""to visit a very nice man."
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""'Sit down, Mr. Smith. Can I interest you in any good cat food?"'"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"It's a man eating cat food!"
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"ANDY: What about a cat eating man food?"
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"Andy and Angela seem very happy."
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"I hope nothing horrible ever happens to them."
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"I forgot my contact solution, so I had to wear my back-up glasses."
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"Oh, my God. Pam, those make you look so ugly."
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"I don't have my contacts..."
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"I can't even hear you."
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"It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist."
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"Energize."
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"If you, Pamela Morgan Beesly..."
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"Don't you, don't you..."
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"Well, it's too late, because I'm proposing"
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"that you get me a cup of coffee, which would energize me greatly"
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"Everybody, so how are we going to energize our office?"
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"So what we need to do is we need to get things going."
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"Any suggestions? Yes, Andy?"
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"What if we changed our outgoing answering machine message"
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"so it just had a little more zing and a little more pep?"
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"that had even more zing and pep?"
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"Stanley! Earth to Stanley."
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"Yes, you. Come on, Stanley, put your little game down"
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"and join the group."
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"No."
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"Stanley, we're having..."
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"Leave me alone, damn it."
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"We're having a brainstorm session."
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"Did I stutter?"
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"Good. This is good. I'm going to grab a glass of water."
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"(GROANS) What?"
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"I really think that you need to address what happened with Stanley this morning."
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"Well, you know, Stanley was openly insubordinate."
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"Yeah."
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"And he said, "Did I stutter?""
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"(STUTTERING) And I said, "What, dawg?""
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"It was joking, Toby, all right?"
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"He didn't seem like he was joking."
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"Well, you don't get it, because Stanley is a beautiful,"
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"If you had any friends, you would understand."
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"Friends joke with one another. "Hey, you're poor.""
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""Well, hey, your mama's dead." That's what friends do."
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"If you really believe that Stanley was joking..."
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"MICHAEL: Mmm-hmm."
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"Okay, I will."
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"I'm not feeling very well right now, though."
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"My stomach hurts, so I may be going home early today."
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"You know, Michael, sometimes my daughter's stomach hurts"
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"when there's a mean girl at school."
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"So there's your icebreaker."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Hmm. I doubt that very much."
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"Well, here are your options."
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"you can sell it to me and I'll use it as I would a wagon on my farm."
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"Can you go over those options again?"
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"You know what?"
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"It's gotta be now."
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"Seal the deal. Let's do it."
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"Let's do this thing. Three, two, one."
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"Five, four, three, two, now."
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"Let me think about it."
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"Now. Now. Say it. Do it now."
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"Do it now! Do it. Shake my hand."
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"You will sell me this car. Shake my hand."
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"Yeah, all right!"
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"What?"
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"that I asked you to give me, Stanley the manly."
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"Well, you know, the thing that you said earlier that you didn't mean."
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"And that I forgive you for. The whole thing's silly, isn't it?"
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"Friends don't need to apologize to friends, as far as I'm concerned."
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"So we are cool."
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"I am not going to apologize to you."
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"It's like I used to tell my wife."
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"And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say it to my next one, too."
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"Jim is in charge of Stanley only in sales-related matters."
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"Hence the green line. Green for money."
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"Sales, get it? There is this yellow zigzag"
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"that does give Ryan the authority to discipline Stanley."
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"Great."
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"However, in so doing,"
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"it zigs past your name, hence zagging you and making you appear weak."
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"What's the pink?"
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"Menstrual cycles."
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"Is there anybody up here, anybody at all, that can deal with this"
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"Well, there is the emergency disaster mode for the org chart."
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"Okay, I'll think about it."
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"Do it. Hey."
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"No. So..."
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"Hey, Pam. I really like your glasses."
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"Like librarians."
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"Could you just say,"
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""These are due back Thursday"?"
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"No."
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"Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Okay, go ahead."
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"A lot of jazz cats are blind,"
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"Mike. Hey."
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"I'm very busy here, man. Darryl..."
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"(MICHAEL CLEARS THROAT)"
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"It's an advice question, and"
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"if you don't want to talk about it, I completely understand. It's..."
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"No, no, no. I know it's very, very personal."
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"No..."
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"I have."
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"I knew it. Okay."
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"Who are we talking about here?"
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"Crips, Bloods? Both."
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"God."
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"Yeah, them and the Latin Kings."
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"Okay, so dig this."
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"Oh, my goodness. Yeah, right."
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"So what do you do to get him to make it right?"
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"That's where if somebody really gets in your face,"
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"you know, you just start tickling them."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"Y'all can just go to church together and get an ice cream cone."
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"I would have never thought that"
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