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Clips from Seinfeld - The Junior Mint (S04E04)

"- Oh, the triangle guy. - Yeah. Exactly. The triangle guy."
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"He was just, I don't know, a little too..."
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"He was a fat starving artist, you know?"
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"Anyway, he's in the hospital, he's having surgery..."
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"- ... and I should go visit him. - What's wrong?"
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"Something with his spleen. It'll just take five minutes."
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"Okay? The hospital's right on the way."
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"Listen, Jerry, could you do me a favour?"
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"Could you go into the room with me to visit him?"
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"Because I don't want him to think that I'm, you know, interested."
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"You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend."
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"- Well... - Well, I think I can do that."
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"I've played that role before to some critical acclaim."
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"- All right, let's go. - All right."
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"- Yep. - What's with him?"
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"You know, a lot of people have asked that."
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"Roy."
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"Elaine."
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"What a surprise."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I hardly recognize you. You look so-"
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"- Yeah, I've lost some weight. - A lot of weight."
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"- I know. - You look terrific."
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"Thank you. So do you."
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"This is... You really lost weight."
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"- Thank you. - Jerry. I'm the boyfriend."
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"The mother lode."
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"I can't believe it. You were huge."
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"Like blubber."
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"I couldn't even get my arms around you."
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"Yes. I remember."
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"That's a positive thing about getting sick."
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"- You get to lose weight. - Elaine, it wasn't the illness."
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"- It was you. - Me?"
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"I couldn't eat for weeks."
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"Get out!"
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"He couldn't eat for weeks."
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"That's terrible."
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"I had no idea I had that kind of effect on you."
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"You did."
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"You know, I can't get this damn thing to sleep."
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"Now, listen, Roy, tell me something:"
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"- When are you getting out of here? - Next Thursday."
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"Okay, I tell you what. How about on Friday..."
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"...I take you out for a big meal, because you are getting too thin."
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"Honey..."
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"...aren't we going to the Poconos next Friday?"
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"No, that's the week after."
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"- You're wrong. - No, I'm not."
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"Shut up."
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"Roy, this is Kramer. He's one of our friends."
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"- How do you do? - I do great."
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"- Hi, Roy. - Hey, Dr. Siegel."
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"Hey, doc, check this out."
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"- Hey. - I just learned that."
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"I just wanted to stop by..."
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"...see if you had any questions about tomorrow's operation."
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"Are you asking because you saw 20l20 last night?"
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"I sure am."
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"Well, that report was about one very specific type of retractor."
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"And I can assure you we do not use..."
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"...that retractor in your friend's procedure."
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"But you will use a retractor."
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"I'll tell you what. You're obviously concerned about your friend's welfare."
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"A few of my students will be observing tomorrow's operation..."
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"...from the viewing gallery. How would you like to watch it with them?"
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"- I'd love to watch the operation. - I don't know."
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"Come on, Jerry, you gotta see the operation."
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"- Yeah, that's true. - They'll saw through bone."
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"We'll see what's inside bone."
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"- What are you doing? You're crying? - No."
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"You're crying from Home Alone?"
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"- The old man got to me. - All right."
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"Get yourself together. I don't know if I can be friends..."
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"- ... with you anymore after this display. - Oh, shut up."
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"...wanted to come home and start working on his floor."
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"- How's the guy? - He's okay."
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"Him and Elaine are getting pretty chummy."
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"Elaine wants me to buy his art."
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"...can go out to fancy restaurants."
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"You know what it is?"
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"It's Clara Nightingale Syndrome."
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"- He falls ill, she falls in love. - You mean Florence Nightingale."
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"- What did I say, Clara? - You must have meant Clara Barton."
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"Clara Barton? What did she do?"
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"I'm not sure, but I think she was nice."
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"Susan B. Anthony I think I'd have a problem with."
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"Yeah, I think you would."
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"So are you gonna buy his art?"
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"No. Why don't you buy it. You got $1900."
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"Yeah. That's what I want. Triangles."
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"I'm out of here. Have fun with whatshername."
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"I will."
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"- No, it isn't. I can find out. - Yeah? How?"
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"You know, I remember when I was a kid growing up..."
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"...kids would make fun of my name like you wouldn't believe."
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"Jerry, Jerry, Dingleberryand..."
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"- ...Seinsmelled. - Seinsmelled?"
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"Yeah."
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"What about you? Did people make fun of your name?"
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"Are you kidding? They were merciless."
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"What do you expect when your name rhymes..."
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"Of course, not everybody can be as sweet as you are."
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"- Oh, Jerry. - Oh, you."
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"Now, let's try breast."
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"Celeste."
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"- Kest. - No."
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"- Rest. Sest. Hest. - Hest?"
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"That's not a name."
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"- You should have just asked her. - I know I should have asked."
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"- What are you gonna do now? - I don't know. I can't ask her now."
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"I've already made out with her."
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"Once you make out, you can't ask her her name."
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"Aretha."
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"No."
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"- Bovary. - All right, that's enough."
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"You know what you gotta do? You gotta go through her purse."
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"The credit cards, driver's license."
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"- Well, how am I gonna do that? - When she goes to the bathroom."
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"My date stood me up."
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