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Clips from Seinfeld - The Junior Mint (S04E04)

"Listen, will you guys go to the operation with me?"
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"Yeah."
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"So come on. What do you say?"
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"- What kind of operation is it? - Splenectomy."
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"- Isn't that where they remove the-? - Don't ruin it."
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"I haven't seen it yet."
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"- Now, come on. What do you say? - Mulva."
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"Mulva?"
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"Come on, come on. You wanna go?"
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"- Come on. Yeah. - All right. All right."
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"Just let me finish my coffee."
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"Now we'll open the peritoneal cavity..."
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"...exposing the body's internal organs."
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"Nurse, retractor."
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"- You want one? - No."
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"Now, I can't see."
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"Could you get-?"
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"- The machine. You want one? - No."
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"- Here. Take one. - I don't want one."
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"- No, they're good. - I don't want any."
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"Over the balcony, bounced off some respirator thing..."
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"...into the patient."
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"What do you mean, Into the patient?"
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"Into the patient. Literally."
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"- Into the hole? - Yes."
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"The hole."
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"It's a Junior Mint."
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"Well, what did they do?"
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"They sealed him up with the mint inside."
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"- They left the Junior Mint in him? - Yes."
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"Well, I- I guess it can't hurt him."
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"People eat pounds of those things."
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"Yes, they eat them."
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"They don't put them next to vital organs in their abdominal cavity."
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"- Yeah. - It's me."
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"Come on up."
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"Hey."
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"This wallpaper is very good."
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"My place looks like a ski lodge."
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"- What? I didn't believe you. - How could you not?"
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"Well, who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint?"
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"It's chocolate, it's peppermint. It's delicious."
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"Well, just don't say anything about this to Elaine."
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"...negative."
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"Prognosis negative?"
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"He's not doing well. The doctors don't know what it is."
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"They're baffled."
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"- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God."
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"Just my luck, you know? Just when he was getting thin and attractive."
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"You know, Jerry, you should buy some of his art."
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"- That would really lift his spirits. - It's that bleak?"
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"You know, if the guy dies..."
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"...the art could really be worth something."
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"- We gotta confess. - Really?"
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"I can't have this. We're Leopold and Loeb."
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"- You're not saying anything. - You can't stop me."
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"No, you're not!"
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"Hey, Elaine, put me down for some of that art."
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"Nineteen hundred dollars' worth."
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"What are you so tense about?"
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"Nothing, really. Just a homicide."
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"That's terrific..."
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"...Mulva."
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"What?"
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"Mulva?"
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"My..."
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"My aunt's name is Mulva. She's a masseuse."
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"I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I was just looking for some gum."
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"- Or a mint. - I have Junior Mints."
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"No! No. I mean-"
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"No, thank you. No."
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"- Any news? - No. No. You better get out of here."
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"No, wait a sec. Wait a second."
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"I don't know the name of this woman."
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"So when she comes out, you introduce yourself."
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"- She'll be forced to say her name. - Ten-four."
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"Okay."
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"- Hello. - Hello, I'm Kramer."
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"- Nice to meet you. - See you later."
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"I'd better get going. I don't wanna be late for the play."
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"I may get to go backstage and meet Olympia Dukakis."
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"- There's a name you don't forget. - Bye, Jerry."
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"Bye."
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"- Nice to meet you, George. - Yeah. I gave it a shot."
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"- Well, I got my triangles. - Really?"
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"Yep. You know, they really spruce up the apartment."
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"Yeah, I'm sure. I gotta call the hospital. I gotta tell them what happened."
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"- No, no. Jerry, I wouldn't do that. - Why?"
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"You could get in trouble."
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"Look, I gotta try and help the guy."
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"Who are you to play God?!"
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"Every man's time comes."
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"If his number is up, who are you to interfere?"
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"Yes, I'd like to speak with Dr. Siegel."
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"- He didn't get better, did he? - Thank you very much. Okay. Bye-bye."
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"He's gonna be okay."
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"Where's the luck?"
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"Nineteen hundred dollars down the drain."
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"You saved my life, George."
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"You buying my art is what inspired me to get better."
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"I'll never forget what you did for me."
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"Well, that's great. It's really great."
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"You know, art's a great investment."
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"They'll be great in your apartment."
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"Yes, I look forward to many years of..."
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"...looking at the triangles."
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"Well, I'll- I'll wait for you outside."
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"- Hey, George. - Yeah?"
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"- All right. - That's nice."
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"Thanks, Roy."
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"Hey."
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"There's the guy who saved my life."
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"You know, I don't want to totally discount..."
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"...the emotional element in your recovery..."
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"...but I think there were other factors at play here."
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"- What do you mean? - I have no medical evidence..."
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"...to back me up, but something happened during the operation..."
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"...that staved off that infection."
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