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Clips from Road Trip (2000)

"Eventually he tried organizing a mass suicide."
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"Remember how he always claimed that he was destined for great things?"
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"Rubin used cross-pollination to develop a strain of marijuana,"
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"Oh, my God."
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"And you want me to use two fingers?"
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"- I believe she was premed. - Did I say two?"
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"Better make it three."
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"Come here."
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"strongly considers becoming part of the lthaca tradition,"
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"forward into the new century."
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"I'd just like to say thank you."
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"Welcome to the University of lthaca. This is it right here."
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"Plus a whole lot more, actually."
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"Come in around me, everyone."
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"It's not pretty when it happens."
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"This is, by the way, the Joseph H. Nelson Memorial Library here, okay?"
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"It was built in the 1600s."
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"1600s?"
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"It says 1951."
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"That's the psychology department."
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"Each semester, you'll be expected to volunteer"
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"for some experimental testing."
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"Kind of cool."
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"When it's your turn, remember to wear loose clothes, no metal,"
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"and be prepared to receive several heavy doses of electric current."
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"Over there is the department of English."
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"I see most of you speak English already, so we can skip that one."
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"Eight years."
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"Yeah, cool stuff happens here."
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"But the fact of the matter is,"
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"It's about this guy I knew, Josh Parker,"
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"blossomed into some serious French kissing and lots of heavy petting."
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"They spent so much time together that even their dogs started dating."
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"a long-distance relationship."
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"See, while Josh was enrolled here at the wonderful University of lthaca,"
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"But they made a pact, a promise to stay true to each other,"
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"to talk every day and maintain an exclusive relationship."
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"Tiffany."
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"You were amazing last night. I never ever came like that before."
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"I had to take two birth control pills this morning."
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"You want to help me study again tonight?"
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"Forget tonight. Come over now."
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"Tiffany and Carla can't come to the phone right now."
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"Leave a message."
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"Tif, it's me again. Just wondering where you are."
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"Still trying to get ahold of you. Everything's cool, though."
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"And I'm sure I'll catch you later. But call me back, okay?"
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"Okay. Bye."
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"I haven't talked to you in a few days,"
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"and I'm starting to think you don't like me anymore."
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"No, I'm kidding."
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"Hey, guys."
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"But I am getting a little worried, so call when you can, okay?"
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"All right. Barry says hi."
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"So give me a call as soon as you can, okay? I miss you."
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"Call me, okay? Bye."
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"- What's up, guys? - Not much."
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"Are you going to feed him?"
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"No, I'm checking the temperature inside of his cage."
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"Can I drop a mouse in?"
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"Maybe we could cut a mouse in half"
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"I thought you had class now."
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"What time is it? Oh, shit. Can you do me a favor?"
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"When this is done rewinding, will you drop it in the mail for me?"
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"- No problem. Just leave it there. - Thanks, man."
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"I'll see you guys later?"
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"Can we please feed him now?"
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"If you overfeed him, he could die."
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"So?"
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"It'll be worth it."
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"Beth."
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"- What's going on? - Not much."
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"- Where have you been? - Nowhere."
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"Studying a lot. I'm starting to question this whole college thing."
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"No one told me there was going to be this much reading involved."
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"- You going to E.L.'s tonight? - Yeah, I'll be there."
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"I'll see you tonight."
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"- I'm not having this conversation again. - What conversation?"
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"You need to stop all this, okay? You and I, we're not a couple."
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"We've never been a couple, and we will never be one."
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"about Plato's dialogues of the middle years."
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"Jacob, do you have anything to add?"
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"Just a reminder. The midterm will cover all of the in-class lectures"
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"as well as all of the assigned readings."
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"It will be entirely essay form, so bring legal pads."
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"I prefer yellow."
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"It's easier on the eyes."
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"Thank you, Jacob. And see you all next week for the midterm."
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"I saw you hitting on Beth."
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"Not a good idea. She's spoken for."
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"What?"
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"She'll come back to me. They always do."
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"So, Mr. Parker."
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"because I was looking over the books last night"
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"and you need a B on this test just to pass this class."
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"Actually, I double-checked that, professor. He needs a B plus."
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"- Just copy off someone. - I can't."
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"It's all essays and stuff. If I fail this class, my average is shot."
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"I might lose my financial aid."
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"I'm not hooking up with anyone. I made a commitment to Tiffany."
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"I'm invested in this relationship."
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"Invested? Who are you, Charles Schwab?"
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"Would you listen to yourself?"
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"You're already cheating."
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"Think about it, Josh. You're in college."
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"The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of girls"
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"You pass this up, it'll haunt you for the rest of your days."
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"What do you think, little man?"
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"Don't you want to experience something new?"
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"It ain't easy being Josh's penis."
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"We've been here over two months, and I feel like I'm in a coma."
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"Stop it."
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"I wish I was your dick, E.L., because this is torture."
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"If something doesn't happen soon, I'll pack up my balls and leave."
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"Enough."
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"I'm sorry to bother you again. Is Tiffany around?"
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"Tiffany is not here."
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"She didn't sleep here last night again"
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"and it would be great if one hour went by"
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"she'd call you."
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