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Clips from Road Trip (2000)

"I'll give you a good tour today. Show you as much as you need to know."
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"How long have you been going to school here?"
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"You don't seem to know anything about it here."
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"and his girlfriend, Tiffany."
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"Josh and Tiffany were always together from when they were really little."
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"They did everything as a team."
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"Once when Tiffany was ten years old, she had her tonsils taken out."
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"They were best friends."
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"And eventually what started out as friendship"
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"- Come on. - Seriously."
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"Let's blow this class off."
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"I just wanted to add something before I sent this video off."
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"- You? - Nothing."
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"and we could feed him half now and the other half on Saturday."
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"I don't think so."
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"Okay, go, then."
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"Yeah. Sorry. Tonight."
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"So you have a thing for that guy now, is that it?"
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"It's none of your business, Jacob."
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"I can just tell you like him, that's all."
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"Now, this will all be on next week's midterm"
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"so I suggest you read up on it."
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"Yes, sir."
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"I could not be allowed back next semester."
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"Any time you pass up sex, you're cheating on yourself."
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"is getting smaller by the day."
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"I got to make a call."
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"Carla, hi. It's Josh."
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"when you didn't call."
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"If she wanted to talk to you"
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"We've never gone this long without talking."
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"to affect your decision-making abilities and lower your inhibitions."
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"Hey, now I'm snappy Got my mojo track"
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"You are buying her company."
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"Okay, let's start the opening bidding at five dollars."
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"- Five dollars. - Okay, we've got five."
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"Now, I want you two to kiss each other."
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"All right, has anyone seen Beth? There she is."
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"Say hi, Beth."
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"Five dollars right here."
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"- Who can beat five? - Six."
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"Ten dollars."
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"Sold, to my man Josh for $26."
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"Well,"
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"are you ready to collect?"
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"I think so."
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"That helped a lot."
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"What do you say?"
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"Fine."
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"She should be attractive"
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"and nice"
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"What else?"
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"twice and once this morning."
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"You can't make out with someone then pretend that you had sex with them."
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"He's got a point."
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"Hit the lights. It's boner time."
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"Hey, Tif. It's me coming to you live from Ithaca, New York."
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"It's Josh and Rubin. Leave a message."
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"Hi, Josh. It's Tiffany."
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"I've tried calling you a few times but no one picked up"
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"Bye. I love you."
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"Get where? Austin?"
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"That's like 10,000 miles from here."
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"Do you have money for a ticket? I don't."
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"You're coming?"
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"Road trip."
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"Just a minute."
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"Wait, let me at least go back and call my dad."
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"Call your dad?"
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"All you ever do is sit in a library"
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"It's pathetic."
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"Yeah, okay, I'll do that."
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"Hey, can I feed Mitch?"
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"Actually, you can. But not till tomorrow."
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"Give him one tomorrow."
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"Okay? I'm reliable. Okay?"
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"You guys do good, okay?"
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"I'm going to feed the snake."
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"No. This is legit. I've actually read an article about this."
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"Okay, I've got one. Are you ready?"
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"It's not cheating if you let your dog lick peanut butter off your testicles."
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"Somebody's going to die tomorrow."
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"He went to visit his girlfriend."
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"I actually thought he liked me."
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"Girls just don't stand around naked."
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"Yeah, they do. Okay?"
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"Naked. Really naked."
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"They're all the same."
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"Sick!"
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"These too."
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"We're a little short on cash right now."
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"We need to put this on your credit card."
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"We'll give you the cash when we get back."
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"Hello. This is an emergency. We need this stuff."
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"Fuck!"
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"I give us about 20 minutes before our first ass-raping."
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"What now?"
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"If we turn around we'll lose five hours just backtracking."
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"Turn around? Why? Because of this?"
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"If we hit this thing at 50 miles per hour,"
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"Of course I'm sure. With physics I'm always sure."
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"E.L., get out of my car."
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"- I'm trying. This car sucks. - Stop!"
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"What did I tell you?"
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"they just turn around and screw me over."
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"I don't think I'll ever be able to trust a guy."
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"We almost died in that explosion."
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"I'm serious. I can't die young."
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"I must live."
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"Yeah, right. We all must live."
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"of some little shadow areas."
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"Excuse me."
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"Our car exploded last night and I'm practically all out of my own."
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"Perhaps you'd like an 11 -year-old prostitute."
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"We can do that."
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"Don't give me any attitude, son."
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"Do it now."
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"I'll go take care of this."
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"Earl, Cookie, we have a situation."
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"The police have found Kyle's car abandoned in Bedford, Pennsylvania."
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