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Clips from Road Trip (2000)

"Deal with it."
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"- What a bitch! - Does she sound hot?"
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"Something is wrong."
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"Yeah, she found someone else, just like you should do."
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"Before you know it, you'll be 40 and having to pay for these kind of girls."
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"I should really warn you, it's been known"
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"Good, that's the plan."
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"- Did you bring some cash? - Why?"
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"- We've got chicks for sale. - What?"
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"Trust me. I've been going to this school for seven years."
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"And I know the key to a well-rounded college education"
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"is experimentation."
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"Here, let me show you."
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"This is an auction. Now, remember."
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"You're not buying the girl."
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"And in no way does a sale constitute sexual relations."
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"I know. I know, believe me, I've tried."
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"So anyway, without further ado,"
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"let's introduce you to our first person. Laura!"
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"She likes the outdoors and she loves good seafood."
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"Three dollars and fifty cents."
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"Good God, moneybags, she's not a Happy Meal."
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"- Do I hear ten? - Ten bucks."
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"Who's got 15? Fifteen bucks for a lovely evening with Laura."
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"Fifteen dollars."
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"Okay, we got 15. Who can beat 15? Going once."
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"Going twice."
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"Sold to the captain."
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"There you are."
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"- What's going on? - Oh, not much."
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"You're welcome."
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"Listen, Jacob's here, and he's a total psycho."
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"Can you go outbid him?"
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"You know what? I didn't bring that much money with me."
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"Oh, no. You don't understand. He's obsessed with me."
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"See? It's fun, right?"
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"Can I hear a $5 opening bid for the beautiful Beth Wagner?"
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"- Seven. - Seven, here we go."
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"Going once, going twice..."
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"Fifteen dollars."
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"Twenty."
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"Twenty-five."
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"Who could beat 25? Going once. Going twice..."
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"Twenty-six."
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"- Twenty-six going once. - Thirty."
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"Okay, can anyone beat 26 dollars?"
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"I just said 30."
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"There must be someone who can beat $26."
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"Me! Right here!"
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"You heard me. I bid $30 loud and clear."
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"- Your bid didn't count. - Why?"
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"- Because you're a TA. - So?"
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"So this auction is for students only."
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"Goodbye."
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"Thanks for doing that. I owe you one."
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"You owe me more than one."
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"Technically."
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"We're touching."
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"It's a lot of fun."
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"We're having a good time."
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"It's just some girl I used to date since I was, like, five."
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"But that's over now. She blew me off."
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"Oh, poor baby."
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"Do you need some special attention?"
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"Well, I am pretty upset."
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"I have an idea."
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"Come on. It'll be fun."
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"I've always wanted to try this."
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"No."
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"I'm going to interview you."
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"There you go."
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"What do you look for in a girl?"
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"Well, let's see."
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"She should be smart"
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"and funny and..."
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"That's good, too."
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"Do you feel better yet?"
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"I feel a little bit better. Yeah, a little."
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"What else do you look for?"
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"and topless. And topless."
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"And she should kiss me."
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"She shouldn't stop kissing me. Why don't you keep doing that?"
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"Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream"
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"The mynah bird says"
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"The chimpanzee says"
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"The friendly owl says"
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"But the salmon can only say"
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"And it's sad"
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"Good morning, everyone"
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"Good morning, everyone How are you and you and you?"
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"What are you so happy about?"
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"I don't know. Do I seem happy this morning?"
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"Well, you're bouncing around here like you're Richard fucking Simmons."
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"Maybe it's because I had the best time of my life last night,"
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"No way. You're lying."
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"I'm not lying."
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"That's really, really uncool."
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"- I'm not pretending. - Forget it!"
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"You want to bet?"
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"Great. I'm going to bet money on something you can't prove."
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"You videotaped it."
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"No, I didn't. Give me that."
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"- No way. This is amazing. - I was kidding. Give it back to me."
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"- Give me the tape. - Come on, Josh."
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"We're all going to see it sooner or later."
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"Oh, no. Oh, no!"
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"Give it to me. No, give it to me."
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"Josh, please. We need this."
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"Okay, listen. Seriously, you can never tell anyone you saw this."
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"- I thought I asked you to mail this. - But I miss you."
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"Yeah, you did. I mailed it this morning."
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"Barry, fast-forward to the horny stuff."
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"I got a girl"
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"Is this the kind of shit you've been sending Tiffany?"
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"Named Tiffany"
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"That's you."
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"Oh, fuck!"
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"- What's wrong? - Oh, God."
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"Oh, God, where is it?"
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"Wait a second."
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