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Clips from Seinfeld - The English Patient (S08E08)

"-They're Dominicans. -So?"
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"So, Jerry, if my investors don't get Cubans, the whole deal's off."
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"...there's just nothing else like it."
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"We're talking about people, right?"
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"Yes, yes, the quality, the texture, the intoxicating aroma."
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"These guys don't have it."
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"-ls too. Is too. -ls not."
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"-Are too. Are too. -Am not. Am not."
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"Another productive meeting."
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"-lt ravished me. -Elaine, what did you think?"
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"Well, actually I haven't seen it..."
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"...so I couldn't tell you whether I liked it..."
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"...or whether it really sucked."
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"Oh, wait."
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"How about that, huh?"
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"...which means I'm better than just number one."
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"Well, I don't know how official any of these rankings really are."
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"I got married in high school."
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"Hey, who are you?"
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"I'll lift it up over my head."
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"The television."
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"This one's for you, Pop. It's go time."
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"Oh, my back."
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"-Call an ambulance. -We're already in a hospital."
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"All right, partner. Let's get down to business."
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"Okay. Well, I'll-- I'll get the Cubans."
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"They're right out here."
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"Yeah, here they are. They're Cubans, real Cubans."
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"...Dominicans in a Cuban wrapper, now, would you?"
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"Oh, come on, look at these boys."
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"If they were any more Cuban, Castro would have smoked them himself."
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"Well, yeah, yeah, but they also rolled for his brother, Dennis."
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"-Dennis Castro? -Dwayne."
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"-Get the hell out of my office. -What?"
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"-You know, Neil called me today. -Really?"
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"Well, I guess I showed Neil who's Neil."
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"He wanted to get together tomorrow and have coffee."
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"I can beat that. Move in with me."
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"-You asked her to move in with you? -I gotta stay one step ahead of Neil."
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"What if it's Neil Armstrong?"
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"-What if it's Neil Diamond? -Oh, shut up, Jerry, just shut up."
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"All right, I gotta go back to the hospital."
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"-What? To see the old guy? -No, I got into a thing with the son..."
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"...the other one wants to bench-press the casket."
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"-Where? -No, no, no, don't look."
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"Over there, the Dominicans."
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"Aren't they supposed to be rolling cigars?"
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"-So? -So I taught them all about Cuba..."
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"You know, Marxism, the workers' revolution, the clothing."
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"Boy, they seem pretty angry about something."
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"Yeah, I'm a little worried."
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"When there's no work and the people get restless..."
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"I bet you pulled that trick on my daddy in Florida."
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"Look, let me just state for the record, I think you're both better than me."
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"My boys."
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"-My dad. -My grandpa."
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"What happened to him?"
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"He was trying to lift the TV."
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"-That TV? -Oh, no."
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"It's go time."
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"I still thought you could do it."
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"Fellas, fellas, fellas, look, I gotta go."
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"Oh, yeah, that's right, go."
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"Put us all in the hospital..."
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"...and you ruined our business with all your macho head games."
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"-We gotta close it up. -Don't you hire people to do that?"
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"That's what puts the magic in Magic Pan."
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"So you just need some guys that could roll them?"
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"Here."
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"I can't. It's too long."
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"Quit telling your stupid story..."
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"...about the stupid desert and just die already."
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"I hate it!"
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"Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?"
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"-You're fired. -Great. I'll wait for you outside."
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"Well, the only way I could talk him out of it..."
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"...was that I agreed to go and visit the Tunisian desert."
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"-Tunisia? -That's where they filmed the movie."
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"It's supposed to inspire me."
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"Look at that. Looks like they're rolling a Double Corona."
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"I'm very happy with George."
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"It's over."
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"Come on, let's just eat our crepes."
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"My face!"
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"The Dominicans are rolling them too tight."
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"-ls this him? -Yeah."
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"That blueberry crepe burned him pretty badly."
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"Whose cane is this?"
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"It's Neil's."
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"I admire your skills, Mr. Peanut."
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"-George, I can't move in with you. -What?"
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"I'm sorry, but I'm taking Neil to a clinic in England."
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"No, no, you can't leave me."
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"...we'll be showing our feature presentation."
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"No, no, no."
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"-Excuse me, please. -Oh, sure."
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"And shut that movie off."
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"Oh, nuts."
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"That's a nice four seconds."
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"Maybe he and I are exactly the same..."
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"Maybe it's some-- Some small thing I could change."
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"So do you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?"
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"-No. -How could you not love that movie?"
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"-See what I'm wearing? -Oh, did you get that out of my bag?"
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"Think you're better than me, huh?"
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"There's room for one more."
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"You said you were busy tonight."
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"To tell you the truth, Elaine."
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"It's just a stupid movie."
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"Enjoy Sack Lunch."
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"Okay. Tomorrow Jerry and l will visit lzzy and apologize."
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"-Jerry Seinfeld, please. -You must be Kramer's guys."
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"...right around the corner."
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"Really? I thought it was pretty good."
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"Well, I liked it."
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"-What? -That shirt."
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"So she wanted you to come up..."
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"There's a new Neil in town."
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"-What? -They're not real Cubans."
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"-Jerry, your palate's unrefined. -ls not."
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