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Clips from Seinfeld - The English Patient (S08E08)

"-Hi, Son. -Hi, Daddy."
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"Look, no one is lifting anything."
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"Yeah, he's pretty upset I broke up with him to go out with you."
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"Coffee?"
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"And I thought I knew what love was."
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"...and now he's laid up too."
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"Oh, so now you think you're better than me?"
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"Oh, come on."
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"Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum."
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"Hey, I can't see the TV."
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"Elaine, I hope you're watching the clothes..."
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"He was gonna fire you?"
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"-Well, that doesn't sound so bad. -I have to live in a cave."
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"These Dominicans really know their way around a crepe, huh?"
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"I'm sorry, Neil."
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"Marry me. I'll burn myself. I'll burn my parents."
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"All right. Oh, this is shaping up."
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"-Anything you want. -StairMaster?"
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"So I'm Neil. How did I do that?"
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"I thought they smelled pretty nice."
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"That's it. Drop everything. We're going right now."
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"Oh, you think you're tough, picking on an old man?"
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"You wouldn't be trying to sell old Earl Haffler..."
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"What is with this family?"
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"-It's them, right? -Something wrong your chin?"
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"Each crepe has to be hand-rolled by a Mandelbaum."
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"Danielle. Where's Neil?"
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"Oh, no, he got held up at work."
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"-How old's the son? -I think he's the same age as the father."
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"I think I can help you out. I'll see you later."
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"Neil!"
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"Sorry, George."
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"I look just like him. I, me, this."
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"Elaine, Blaine, did you just see The English Patient?"
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"Izzy used to work out with Charles Atlas in the '50s."
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"The World's Greatest Dad."
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"You didn't have to take me out to dinner."
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"-We're talking about people, right? -I think so."
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"George."
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"He's not gonna eat them."
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"We're even."
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"No."
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"...have Neil's phone number?"
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"Hey, Morty, who's this?"
Seinfeld
"How could you do that to Mr. Mandelbaum?"
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"By the way, I saw that English Patient film last night."
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"Die!"
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"Everyone stay in your seats."
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"-Really? -Yeah."
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"Look what I got for you for your Florida trip."
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"Izzy Mandelbaum. He's 80 years old but strong as an ox."
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"Well, that's it. It's go time. Let's see you lift that."
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"-Blaine. -Elaine."
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"This is your son?"
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"Don't know. It's like, one of them dies..."
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"Okay."
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"Why didn't anybody tell me it was bolted down?"
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"Just a cigar made out of Bisquick, huh, Guillermo?"
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"I don't know if I can be with someone who doesn't like The English Patient."
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