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Clips from Seinfeld - The English Patient (S08E08)

"Here's your halibut omelet."
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"-Surprised? -Yes. Yes, I am."
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"Crazy Shirts was closing them out. I got a dozen for a buck."
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"I saved a fortune. Look at that."
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"There you go."
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"-Number-one dad. -Yeah."
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"And it's a medium. Perfect."
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"-Hey. Hey. You ready? -Almost."
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"Look, when you're in Florida, can my cigar guy..."
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"...drop off some Cubans for me at your parents'?"
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"-I'm gonna be busy. -Oh, come on, man, help a brother out."
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"Hey, Jerry, figure this out."
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"I'm in the coffee shop..."
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"...and this beautiful girl I could never even talk to..."
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"...except for one minor yet crucial detail."
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"Who's she dating? Mr. Peanut?"
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"You could do a lot worse than Mr. Peanut, my friend."
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"So, what do you want to see?"
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"How about The English Patient? It's up for all those Oscars."
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"Come on, Blaine, I mean, look at the poster for Sack Lunch."
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"It's a family in a brown paper bag."
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"Don't you wanna know how they got in there?"
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"I'm the guy that looks like Neil."
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"-Hi. -Hi."
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"Oh, that's too bad. I wanted to meet him..."
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"...seeing as we look so similar."
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"Well, you know, you don't look that much like him."
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"-Of course not. -No, you're a little taller."
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"You look like you're in better shape than Neil. Do you work out?"
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"Listen, l-- I don't mean to seem forward..."
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"What is everyone talking about:"
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"The English Patient, it's so romantic?"
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"God, that movie stunk."
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"I kind of liked it."
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"No, you didn't."
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"That Ralph Fiennes. I would give up my firstborn for him."
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"Jerry, this is Del Boca Vista's new physical fitness room."
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"They got medicine balls. You can bike ride."
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"-What? -Nothing."
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"No, your mother found it."
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"Son, this is the most wonderful..."
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"...and thoughtful thing you've ever done for me."
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"You know, I bought you a Cadillac. Twice."
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"Oh, here he is."
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"This is the man I wanted you to see."
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"Watch this."
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"See that? You couldn't do that."
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"This is my son, Jerry, from New York."
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"-He thinks he can lift more than lzzy. -I didn't say that."
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"Hey, lzzy, this kid says he can lift more than you can."
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"Hey, your kid's pretty funny, Morty. He should be a comedian."
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"1 850s?"
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"-Mr. Mandelbaum-- -Come on."
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"-Pump it. -All right."
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"Wrong attitude. You're not bringing that trash into my house."
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"Step aside, string bean."
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"My back."
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"Somebody call an ambulance."
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"There's already an ambulance here for Mrs. Glickman."
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"Hey, one for Sack Lunch. It's good, right?"
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"We just saw The English Patient again."
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"They make it longer?"
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"Forgot my umbrella."
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"-You should be ashamed of yourself. -He egged me on."
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"-You should be more mature. -He's 80."
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"-Now, good night. -You're not sleeping in that shirt."
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"It's too tight."
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"-This shirt will never leave my body. -Good night."
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"All right, 7:30, got the place to myself."
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"-Come on in. You got the cigars? -What cigars?"
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"They're human beings from Cuba?"
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"I said Cubans. What did you think I meant?"
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"Cigars."
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"Jerry, Cuban cigars are illegal in this country."
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"-That's why I got these guys. -You're making your own cigars now?"
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"-Who are they? -They're Cuban cigar rollers."
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"Don't tell your mother."
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"What is that bubbling sound? Are you making your tomato sauce?"
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"-Yeah, hot and spicy. -You're not wearing a shirt, are you?"
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"Yes, I am."
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"What color is it?"
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"Damn it."
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"You know, you could have just given me Neil's number."
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"I wanted to give it to you in person."
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"I don't have to be up in the morning and I know a great breakfast place..."
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"Does Neil like to eat a big breakfast?"
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"I really should get going."
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"I wanna be home in case Neil calls."
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"Well, good night."
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"I'll see you."
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"You wouldn't believe it."
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"My boyfriend dumped me."
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"My friends, who I don't even like..."
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"...they won't talk to me, all because I don't like..."
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"...that stupid English Patient movie."
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"Oh, come on."
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"Those sex scenes. I mean, please."
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"You know, sex in a tub. That doesn't work."
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"This is quite a condo."
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"The Mandelbaums own the Magic Pan restaurants."
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"-The crepe place? -Yeah, this is all big crepe money."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Mr. Mandelbaum, I wanted to come by..."
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"...tell you how sorry I was you hurt yourself."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"You think that you are the number-one dad?"
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"Well, I'll show you who's number one."
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"-Call an ambulance. -Think I saw one a couple doors down."
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"...but you left because you thought some guy might be calling you?"
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"Some guy, some guy?"
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"Neil."
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"I have got to find out how he could get a girl like Danielle."
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"George, you've got Danielle. Forget about Neil."
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"I don't know, but you better keep it up."
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"-Hello. -Hey, Jerry. Number one here."
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"Did you go see lzzy at the back specialist?"
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"Jerry, that shirt has gone to his head."
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"Number one, signing off."
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"Jerry, I just picked up the Cubans at the bus station."
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"What's going on?"
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