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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"Damn, I had something for this."
Archer (2009)
"Blob Marley."
Archer (2009)
"[CHUCKLES]"
Archer (2009)
"All right, there's my signature."
Archer (2009)
"- And once you countersign... - We can set sail for romance."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, about that, could I borrow Len for a second?"
Archer (2009)
"- Why? - To, um, give him my blessing..."
Archer (2009)
"- Aw. - Well, that's just weird."
Archer (2009)
"After you, kiddo."
Archer (2009)
"- Nude. - Wanted to stay loose."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, so listen, about the job and this, I don't think I can do it."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry, honey, please don't hate me."
Archer (2009)
"Just doing what I gotta do."
Archer (2009)
"Huh. Sort of pictured more of a lounge."
Archer (2009)
"- Yeah. So listen. - Some lamps."
Archer (2009)
"Oh."
Archer (2009)
"- Doesn't matter. I am crazy about her. - What?"
Archer (2009)
"- I was afraid you'd say that. - Why? Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"- What is that? - Fish paralyzer."
Archer (2009)
"- Okay, he's out. How's Krieger doing? - Not great."
Archer (2009)
"Sweet-and-sour? Might as well start an ant farm."
Archer (2009)
"And what's taking those two so long?"
Archer (2009)
"- Okay, Krieger? - Yes."
Archer (2009)
"Who is that? Who is that..."
Archer (2009)
"- You love her. TREXLER: No, no, no. Ick!"
Archer (2009)
"- The bunny and lettuce? - Can we give Lenny the rabbit?"
Archer (2009)
"Is he always gonna be like this now? Because I feel bad."
Archer (2009)
"- Len! - Yeah, do you know where he is?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, I'm just screaming his name down the hall to celebrate that fact."
Archer (2009)
"- Is that some kind of joke? - Is that?"
Archer (2009)
"The big, bad lady is here and she is cold."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: What? - And I don't like you."
Archer (2009)
"And I don't want ISIS or you. And all I want is this lettuce and his brother."
Archer (2009)
"Sterling Malory Archer."
Archer (2009)
"GILLETTE: You did the right thing, hon. - And all it cost me was my dream job."
Archer (2009)
"[PAM GRUNTS]"
Archer (2009)
"- I'm good. - Racist."
Archer (2009)
"And we need never to speak of that sickening invasion of privacy again."
Archer (2009)
"But since I can only assume that Russian mind-control chip..."
Archer (2009)
"...I had to go to plan B and lease out three floors in the building."
Archer (2009)
"- And also sell the cleaners. - You sold the cleaners?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, not surprising, considering the fact he's a loan-sharking pimp."
Archer (2009)
"Former loan-sharking pimp. I'm going legitimate."
Archer (2009)
"I told you when l..."
Archer (2009)
"What do I know about dry cleaning?"
Archer (2009)
"Splendid. Yes, and we'll work out all the details when... Hmm?"
Archer (2009)
"A microchip? Russian markings? What on earth is this?"
Archer (2009)
"- That crazy... - Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"- Little pissed off, actually. - That's understandable."
Archer (2009)
"That's classic you, Mother."
Archer (2009)
"Happy?"
Archer (2009)
"I lost all my money, I'm ruined."
Archer (2009)
"- Malory Archer's chair. - Really?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, figuratively. I mean, I don't know about the actual chair itself."
Archer (2009)
"We could give her a MILFectomy."
Archer (2009)
"- What? - I lied, I didn't wire it."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no. Ray, what do I do?"
Archer (2009)
"- Yeah, it's pretty big. - Is it black?"
Archer (2009)
"- Like how there's no sink in there. - So, what if there's no..."
Archer (2009)
"There's not enough liquor and therapy in the world to undo that."
Archer (2009)
"And we are here to make sure of it."
Archer (2009)
"Barry, is that how you get ants?"
Archer (2009)
"- Thank you. - So can you put it in a person's brain?"
Archer (2009)
"...to run this place efficiently once I'm ODIN's regional director."
Archer (2009)
"I really hope you bring..."
Archer (2009)
"- I wanna lure Barry. - Wrong bait, Ray, he's straight."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Oh, boy. - Technically."
Archer (2009)
"[PAM GRUNTS]"
Archer (2009)
"[SOBBING] I think I'm gonna miss you so much."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, honey, totally, yes. I mean, I do have to sleep with Barry, but..."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no. Hey, open this damn door!"
Archer (2009)
"So, what we should do is spread our clothes around..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, God, no. You know what I want?"
Archer (2009)
"- Because certain items in my desk... - Bah, bah-bah-bah. I can't hear you."
Archer (2009)
"...is rattling around in Len Trexler's bald head..."
Archer (2009)
"[English - US - SDH]"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: So you're selling ISIS?"
Archer (2009)
"- You said you had a plan. - My plan is to crowdsource a plan."
Archer (2009)
"CYRIL: That's disgusting. - Who are you, my cat?"
Archer (2009)
"- Take a picture. - Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"All right, those are ODIN guys. Ray, you're the little pink sailor and..."
Archer (2009)
"Man, you have got a problem."
Archer (2009)
"TREXLER: Oh, there's my lovely lady love."
Archer (2009)
"Either and/or both? Where the hell are you?"
Archer (2009)
"I know I'm switching from perc to D5."
Archer (2009)
"Oh."
Archer (2009)
"CYRIL: She what? - Oh, man."
Archer (2009)
"- Of what? - Of money."
Archer (2009)
"She's broke, Trexler. She lost everything in a Ponzi scheme."
Archer (2009)
"Buy you a cup of coffee? You know, since you're broke."
Archer (2009)
"- I think it's a good fit. - What?"
Archer (2009)
"Something on your mind, dear?"
Archer (2009)
"What the...?"
Archer (2009)
"Sure thing, go to town."
Archer (2009)
"...to mind-control you into loving him? - You tell me, Mother, that's your specialty."
Archer (2009)
"Just for once, I want you to tell me the truth."
Archer (2009)
"Okay."
Archer (2009)
"BARRY: No, no, not everybody."
Archer (2009)
"BARRY: So are we gonna do this or...? - No, no, we're not."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, the satellite link is online, so let's play God."
Archer (2009)
"[DRILL WHIRRING]"
Archer (2009)
"- You're not still into that guy? - No. But he's out there..."
Archer (2009)
"- Okay, cue visual. - Roger, cueing visual."
Archer (2009)
"How? Trust me, you can't control a person's heart."
Archer (2009)
"[TREXLER SCREAMING]"
Archer (2009)
"- Barry, that's my dream job. - Yours for the taking."
Archer (2009)
"Stopping my mother from selling ISIS to ODIN."
Archer (2009)
"- Pam, you're the amorphous Rasta blob. - Big ups."
Archer (2009)
"[HAWKS THEN SPITS]"
Archer (2009)
"Because somebody smells like they ate the ass end out of a northbound cow."
Archer (2009)
"- What, you're holding my suits hostage? - Collateral."
Archer (2009)
"Mazatlán, Maui, maybe even a small wedding on the beach in Tahiti."
Archer (2009)
"Anyway, whatever, emotions like love don't actually come from the heart."
Archer (2009)
"If you say "MILF" one more time, I will shoot you in your eyeballs."
Archer (2009)
"So you really think ODIN's gonna get rid of everybody?"
Archer (2009)
"- Do I mean "prerequisite"? - Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, because you know, they're brothers."
Archer (2009)
"- What do you know about dry cleaning? - I know you owe me 3 grand."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, right, sorry."
Archer (2009)
"And then the unemployment office after ODIN lays us all off."
Archer (2009)
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