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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"Yes, it sounds amazing, it really does, but we'll talk about it when you get here, hm?"
Archer (2009)
"Mind control? Why does he think that?"
Archer (2009)
"- Because he removed it from my brain. - What?"
Archer (2009)
"I told Krieger about my headaches. He gives me a CAT scan, then boom."
Archer (2009)
"Next thing I know, he shoots me full of some kind of fish paralyzer."
Archer (2009)
"...by your boyfriend, Nikolai Jakov of the KGB."
Archer (2009)
"My... Get out."
Archer (2009)
"Mother, you've been lying to me my entire life."
Archer (2009)
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm right in the middle of a fairly huge deal."
Archer (2009)
"- Buying a lock factory? - For your information, I'm..."
Archer (2009)
"I'm selling ISIS."
Archer (2009)
"- You what? - There."
Archer (2009)
"Everything I had was in a hedge fund."
Archer (2009)
"But short answer, yes, she can sell ISIS."
Archer (2009)
"- He made me a very attractive offer. - Yeah, I bet."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Hello, Leonard."
Archer (2009)
"- Actually, Sterling, if you don't mind? - What?"
Archer (2009)
"- Len and I have a lot to talk about. - Like selling ISIS out from under us?"
Archer (2009)
"- What are you eating? - Ackee and saltfish."
Archer (2009)
"- It's a piece of furniture. - So I'd be, like, the what?"
Archer (2009)
"- The...? - Yeah. That's what we're talking about."
Archer (2009)
"- Lf you are similarly mine... - What?"
Archer (2009)
"- So... - And also mine, yes."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, hey!"
Archer (2009)
"You idiots wanna hear my plan or not?"
Archer (2009)
"[MALORY WHISTLES AND ALL GROAN]"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, gang, I can't wait to welcome each and every one of you into the ODIN family."
Archer (2009)
"My fam..."
Archer (2009)
"No. Yes."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, shut up and think of a way to make Trexler not want my mother."
Archer (2009)
"But if we could make Trexler fall out of love..."
Archer (2009)
"You can with a little thing I like to call a deep-cycle marine battery."
Archer (2009)
"Or LSD."
Archer (2009)
"- Yes? - Well, that explained a lot."
Archer (2009)
"I thought they were breath strips."
Archer (2009)
"KRIEGER: Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Or LSD."
Archer (2009)
"[DRILL WHIRRING]"
Archer (2009)
"Where is the trust?"
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. I don't think I even wanna know."
Archer (2009)
"[LINE RINGS]"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I didn't know that, ass."
Archer (2009)
"- So you could wait for the batteries to die. - Okay, yeah, that's..."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up, it's more of a..."
Archer (2009)
"- Still pretty hot. - Will you shut up?"
Archer (2009)
"All right, I'm going in. Man, I can't believe I'm doing this."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, we're in crisis mode. Mother's trying to sell us to ODIN."
Archer (2009)
"- Speaking of mess, your birdbot is leaking. - My what?"
Archer (2009)
"- So don't try to do anything stupid. - I don't have to try."
Archer (2009)
"Shit. Whatever, move."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, maybe."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, doesn't that feel good?"
Archer (2009)
"- You're already loaded. - What if I weren't?"
Archer (2009)
"- You really do, don't you? - And always have."
Archer (2009)
"Huh. What about those years you spent..."
Archer (2009)
"- Anastasia. - No, the tall brunette, "crazy" crazy."
Archer (2009)
"Get it all down in your nooks and crannies. Someone's gotten pretty oily..."
Archer (2009)
"- I already jotted a bunch down and... - Hey, hey, that's great."
Archer (2009)
"- A perquisite for the job, yeah. - Right."
Archer (2009)
"- Either way, Barry's pretty stoked. - Ick."
Archer (2009)
"So people can nonverbally indicate where stuff happened on their body."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Yeah, that takes, like, one doll. - Not if there's ever a gang rape."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, pill up, you're assisting Krieger with the surgery."
Archer (2009)
"Ray, you lure Lana into the mainframe. And Carol, you lure Barry..."
Archer (2009)
"- How do you know? Hm? - How...?"
Archer (2009)
"For two years, yeah. I mean, she was a lesbian, but still..."
Archer (2009)
"We met in a "Pray Away the Gay" bible group. That was a pretty weird time for me."
Archer (2009)
"But don't touch them. Lysergic acid is absorbed through the skin."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, right, like you're one to talk. - Yeah, Pillbo Baggins."
Archer (2009)
"- These are from a doctor. - So? Krieger's a doctor."
Archer (2009)
"Infamously few of words, I guess."
Archer (2009)
"- Pretty succinct. - Guess you guys have lots in common."
Archer (2009)
"Look alive, gang. I think Archer's gonna try to torpedo this deal..."
Archer (2009)
"I'll tell you what's shitty. Somebody's breath around here."
Archer (2009)
"[SNIFFING]"
Archer (2009)
"Well, what do you think?"
Archer (2009)
"But are you sure you'll get the job?"
Archer (2009)
"Right, he said he's in the mainframe and it's now or never."
Archer (2009)
"...in asking for your hand in marriage."
Archer (2009)
"No, it's beautiful, it's..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, maybe not traditional, but it's a damn classy move."
Archer (2009)
"- Barry? BARRY: In here."
Archer (2009)
"Just doing some deep knee bends."
Archer (2009)
"- Then why did you send that note? - What note?"
Archer (2009)
"- Yeah. - Morris chairs, that kind of stuff."
Archer (2009)
"Well, maybe you're in love. She's just in need."
Archer (2009)
"- So, what you're saying, she's... - Using you, you dumb idiot."
Archer (2009)
"Look, this sale's gonna happen."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Oh, for the..."
Archer (2009)
"Wow, so that didn't take long, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"What are you doing? What's next?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, now... Wow, that feels good."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Krieger. - Oh, commence the modified Ludovico."
Archer (2009)
"Commencing the modified Ludovico."
Archer (2009)
"Aah! Aah! No, no, no."
Archer (2009)
"...horrible woman? - That's Malory Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Krieger? Krieger?"
Archer (2009)
"- Commence satellite link. CYRIL: Commencing satellite link."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, it's over and you're sure you don't wanna marry that woman?"
Archer (2009)
"- Tell me. - Some of that lettuce."
Archer (2009)
"- Um, okay. - Or actually, can I have all of it?"
Archer (2009)
"And the bunny attached to it. He is attached, right?"
Archer (2009)
"- It's cold in here. TREXLER: Because she's here."
Archer (2009)
"- Len, what's going on? TREXLER: You're mean."
Archer (2009)
"- Rabbert Klein. - Rabbert Klein."
Archer (2009)
"- So Barry, you ass. BARRY: Yeah?"
Archer (2009)
"And a broken hand which kills."
Archer (2009)
"- I didn't do anyth... - Yes, you did."
Archer (2009)
"- To who? MAN: Or whom."
Archer (2009)
"- What? Popeye? POPEYE: Mm-hm."
Archer (2009)
"And he paid up front, in cash."
Archer (2009)
"And I also know I got five of your hand-tailored suits in the back."
Archer (2009)
"Now, get the **** out of my cleaners."
Archer (2009)
"- Not anymore. - What in the...?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, Krieger thinks it's some satellite-linked mind-control device."
Archer (2009)
"- Then it was drill, baby, drill. - Oh, my God."
Archer (2009)
"- Yeah. - How do you feel?"
Archer (2009)
"It was obviously put in my brain in the first place..."
Archer (2009)
"Sterling, first of all, we're not even together anymore."
Archer (2009)
"- Uh-huh. Yeah, I bet. - And second of all..."
Archer (2009)
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