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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"For the love of all that's green, take me and Rabbert to the lettuce store."
Archer (2009)
"CYRIL: I could've done that. CHERYL: Thanks, Noam Chomsky."
Archer (2009)
"- Why are you doing that? - Hello."
Archer (2009)
"And the lettuce."
Archer (2009)
"- Ugh! That totally stinks. - Eh. You were on borrowed time anyway."
Archer (2009)
"...somewhere and somehow, dashing all my hopes."
Archer (2009)
"- Just hit "tab." Idiot. - Oh."
Archer (2009)
"TREXLER: Uh, I don't know. - That was rhetorical."
Archer (2009)
"Mm-hm."
Archer (2009)
"- No. No. - Yes. Yes."
Archer (2009)
"[LOCK BEEPING AND WHIRRING]"
Archer (2009)
"- The only joke is my bank statement. - What?"
Archer (2009)
"No, that."
Archer (2009)
"- Yeah, thanks, this is only mohair. - Irie."
Archer (2009)
"That's because he wants to... Bleh! That with you. Ugh!"
Archer (2009)
"That and the around-the-world luxury cruise I'm taking with your mom."
Archer (2009)
"CHERYL: Oh, come on. ARCHER: Okay, okay."
Archer (2009)
"All right, so, suggestions."
Archer (2009)
"She does have a point, though. Not the M-l-L-F part."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Come on."
Archer (2009)
"- Aubergine, I guess you call that. - Oh."
Archer (2009)
"Then you would know I loved you for you."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, so us hooking up is still..."
Archer (2009)
"- What, why me? - You're good at math."
Archer (2009)
"So, hey, hate to interrupt your conversation..."
Archer (2009)
"For sexual harassment complaints."
Archer (2009)
"Like I bet your genitals are the same distance from the ground."
Archer (2009)
"[BARRY GROANS]"
Archer (2009)
"- About you and Mother... - We're in love, kiddo."
Archer (2009)
"...so our naked bodies do not touch this carpet."
Archer (2009)
"I don't like this. No, no, no."
Archer (2009)
"Sterling, I know what you did to Trexler."
Archer (2009)
"- The what? - Hopefully..."
Archer (2009)
"- Come on, Len. - I'll follow you anywhere, my sweet."
Archer (2009)
"It's filthy enough as it is."
Archer (2009)
"Here, take a look at this. All right, which one of these wires..."
Archer (2009)
"- What? No. - Slightly darker black?"
Archer (2009)
"[RATTLING STOPS]"
Archer (2009)
"Your new... Oh, my God, ODIN's making you the new boss?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, who's the dumbass now, Lana?"
Archer (2009)
"...is guess what I named that bunny. - Rabbert Klein?"
Archer (2009)
"Because I've got tons of ideas..."
Archer (2009)
"- Um... - Pretty big difference."
Archer (2009)
"Racist."
Archer (2009)
"- I mean, it is the chance of a lifetime, but... - Honey, look at me."
Archer (2009)
"KRIEGER: Yes, he is. Let's do this!"
Archer (2009)
"And if I can be there for her when she really needs me, then all the better."
Archer (2009)
"Sterling? Len?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, Mother, I'm here for you."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, and the neverer the better."
Archer (2009)
"...were not where I put them. - Bah-bah-bah."
Archer (2009)
"Not rattling, Krieger stapled it."
Archer (2009)
"Mm-hm."
Archer (2009)
"[GASPS]"
Archer (2009)
"Going green up in here."
Archer (2009)
"- You meddling ass. - Me?"
Archer (2009)
"See you tomorrow, Popeye."
Archer (2009)
"For a list of reasons, at the top of which is Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, it is, Other Barry, yes, it is."
Archer (2009)
"- Okay. - What do I do, what do I do?"
Archer (2009)
"Please make it stop."
Archer (2009)
"[SIGHS]"
Archer (2009)
"- So you wouldn't wanna marry her? - No, no, please."
Archer (2009)