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Clips from Community (2009) - Introduction To Finality (S03E03)

You are the true repairman, Troy.

"You are the true repairman, Troy."

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You fix not only air conditioners...

"You fix not only air conditioners..."

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but the men who fix them.

"but the men who fix them."

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It's a trade school. It's a two-year degree

"It's a trade school. It's a two-year degree"

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in boxes that make rooms cold.

"in boxes that make rooms cold."

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The true repairman will repair man.

"The true repairman will repair man."

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Abed.

"Abed."

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I'm not talking to you because I'm not crazy.

"I'm not talking to you because I'm not crazy."

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Think of it as inner dialogue.

"Think of it as inner dialogue."

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I'm reading the novelization of Chronicles of Riddick.

"I'm reading the novelization of Chronicles of Riddick."

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Can you honestly tell me that's a saner decision?

"Can you honestly tell me that's a saner decision?"

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You're worried you'll go crazy without Troy.

"You're worried you'll go crazy without Troy."

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That's why you're gonna let Britta fix you, right?

"That's why you're gonna let Britta fix you, right?"

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Because you think you're broken,

"Because you think you're broken,"

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her favorite superhero was "x-man"?

"her favorite superhero was "x-man"?"

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I'm a little scared. Things are bad.

"I'm a little scared. Things are bad."

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When the world gets bad enough, Abed,

"When the world gets bad enough, Abed,"

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the good go crazy. But the smart...

"the good go crazy. But the smart..."

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They go bad.

"They go bad."

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Come on in here, let's talk about it.

"Come on in here, let's talk about it."

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I think it's safer if I talk to Britta.

"I think it's safer if I talk to Britta."

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I think it's even safer if I talk to her first.

"I think it's even safer if I talk to her first."

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Hello.

"Hello."

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or get me to help you?

"or get me to help you?"

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Hard to break the word "yes" into lilting syllables, huh?

"Hard to break the word "yes" into lilting syllables, huh?"

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Look, Pierce and I are so close

"Look, Pierce and I are so close"

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to getting the sandwich shop going.

"to getting the sandwich shop going."

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I just need you to help... Look.

"I just need you to help... Look."

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You want one piece of free advice?

"You want one piece of free advice?"

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A-ha! Crazy? Paranoid? Impotent?

"A-ha! Crazy? Paranoid? Impotent?"

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- Cellular... - I knew you'd run to Jeff,

"- Cellular... - I knew you'd run to Jeff,"

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and turn him against me. Mitosis.

"and turn him against me. Mitosis."

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Guys, why are we yelling?

"Guys, why are we yelling?"

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You sign that paper, I'll sue. Well, hold on.

"You sign that paper, I'll sue. Well, hold on."

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This will be settled in Greendale court, 3:00 P.M.

"This will be settled in Greendale court, 3:00 P.M."

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Obviously, Shirley has her counsel,

"Obviously, Shirley has her counsel,"

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I was born in a courtroom,

"I was born in a courtroom,"

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sued it for my own placenta, and won.

"sued it for my own placenta, and won."

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My biology final is at 5:00.

"My biology final is at 5:00."

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I'm available from 3:00 to 4:00.

"I'm available from 3:00 to 4:00."

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I'll see you in court.

"I'll see you in court."

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Hello, Abed? Ready to get therapized?

"Hello, Abed? Ready to get therapized?"

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Hello, Britta.

"Hello, Britta."

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Come in.

"Come in."

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Vice Dean Laybourne was repairing a flow duct rupture,

"Vice Dean Laybourne was repairing a flow duct rupture,"

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and he inhaled a lethal dose of freon.

"and he inhaled a lethal dose of freon."

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May his breeze join the wind.

"May his breeze join the wind."

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Okay, so mitosis is when cells divide...

"Okay, so mitosis is when cells divide..."

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I wonder who Pierce is gonna get to represent him.

"I wonder who Pierce is gonna get to represent him."

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I promise, whoever Pierce brings

"I promise, whoever Pierce brings"

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won't be prepared for me. That's the Winger guaran...

"won't be prepared for me. That's the Winger guaran..."

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Is that the cold-blooded former colleague

"Is that the cold-blooded former colleague"

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that got you fired from your old law firm

"that got you fired from your old law firm"

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Tee.

"Tee."

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You know, Alan working at your former firm and all?

"You know, Alan working at your former firm and all?"

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Hey, Pierce just did you the biggest favor of your life.

"Hey, Pierce just did you the biggest favor of your life."

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He hired a guy I've spent the last two years fantasizing

"He hired a guy I've spent the last two years fantasizing"

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What are you doing here?

"What are you doing here?"

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I mean, me, I have to, but you?

"I mean, me, I have to, but you?"

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and old a-con here is tugging at that teat.

"and old a-con here is tugging at that teat."

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Please stop that.

"Please stop that."

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So full disclosure. The firm would really like

"So full disclosure. The firm would really like"

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to keep vitamin "p" in its medicine chest.

"to keep vitamin "p" in its medicine chest."

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Full disclosure.

"Full disclosure."

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Oh, that's the Jeff wing basket I remember loving.

"Oh, that's the Jeff wing basket I remember loving."

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Hey, just go easy on Shirley.

"Hey, just go easy on Shirley."

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Scout's honor, Sinead O'Connor.

"Scout's honor, Sinead O'Connor."

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Oy-yay, oy-yay, the honorable Craig Pelton presiding.

"Oy-yay, oy-yay, the honorable Craig Pelton presiding."

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First off, there's one decision

"First off, there's one decision"

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I'll need your help making.

"I'll need your help making."

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You say your name is Evil Abed,

"You say your name is Evil Abed,"

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which does not throw me, because I'm a therapist.

"which does not throw me, because I'm a therapist."

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So let's talk about evil.

"So let's talk about evil."

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You know what? Maybe I should talk to Good Abed instead.

"You know what? Maybe I should talk to Good Abed instead."

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Where I come from, his name is Lame Abed.

"Where I come from, his name is Lame Abed."

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- And you come from... - The darkest timeline.

"- And you come from... - The darkest timeline."

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You might call it the Britta of timelines,

"You might call it the Britta of timelines,"

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where everything is the worst.

"where everything is the worst."

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Jeff has one arm there. Annie shot Pierce.

"Jeff has one arm there. Annie shot Pierce."

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Troy can't speak... Ah!

"Troy can't speak... Ah!"

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Now we're getting somewhere. I think lame Abed sent you

"Now we're getting somewhere. I think lame Abed sent you"

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to talk because you're more equipped to deal with fear.

"to talk because you're more equipped to deal with fear."

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That's the lame way of seeing it, yes.

"That's the lame way of seeing it, yes."

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I've crossed into your dark timeline,

"I've crossed into your dark timeline,"

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and now I'm going to darken it.

"and now I'm going to darken it."

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How?

"How?"

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Tell me about your parents, Britta.

"Tell me about your parents, Britta."

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Um... No?

"Um... No?"

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Barnes, you should be in the chapel.

"Barnes, you should be in the chapel."

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We lost a great man today.

"We lost a great man today."

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Yeah, he was the best, wasn't he?

"Yeah, he was the best, wasn't he?"

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That's why I don't understand

"That's why I don't understand"

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That's kind of a rookie mistake.

"That's kind of a rookie mistake."

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I'm sure it was just a faulty valve.

"I'm sure it was just a faulty valve."

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My first order as vice Dean,

"My first order as vice Dean,"

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I'm gonna have them all replaced.

"I'm gonna have them all replaced."

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So you're vice Dean now?

"So you're vice Dean now?"

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Why the sudden interest in air conditioning repair?

"Why the sudden interest in air conditioning repair?"

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I thought you missed your friends.

"I thought you missed your friends."

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- I do. - Then go be with them.

"- I do. - Then go be with them."

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I'm releasing you.

"I'm releasing you."

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- But you... - Goodbye, Troy.

"- But you... - Goodbye, Troy."

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Miss Edison, do you recognize the baby in that picture?

"Miss Edison, do you recognize the baby in that picture?"

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That's Shirley's baby Ben.

"That's Shirley's baby Ben."

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Would you think less of Shirley Bennett

"Would you think less of Shirley Bennett"

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if she offered to sell Ben on craigslist

"if she offered to sell Ben on craigslist"

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for a chance to bump it with Denzel?

"for a chance to bump it with Denzel?"

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That was a joke for my cousin.

"That was a joke for my cousin."

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Damn those Facebook privacy settings.

"Damn those Facebook privacy settings."

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Jeff, do something. He's got nothing.

"Jeff, do something. He's got nothing."

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Or perhaps she doesn't even love that baby,

"Or perhaps she doesn't even love that baby,"

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because she spent most of last year not even knowing

"because she spent most of last year not even knowing"

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who the father is. Objection.

"who the father is. Objection."

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Establishing character, your honor.

"Establishing character, your honor."

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This woman is clearly unfit to own a sandwich shop.

"This woman is clearly unfit to own a sandwich shop."

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Alan, come on.

"Alan, come on."

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No furths.

"No furths."

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Felt easy to me.

"Felt easy to me."

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He was dressed as a dinosaur.

"He was dressed as a dinosaur."

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Is that why you dropped out of High School?

"Is that why you dropped out of High School?"

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