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Clips from Community (2009) - Introduction To Finality (S03E03)

Did someone say "sexy construction worker"?

"Did someone say "sexy construction worker"?"

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I'm dressed like this

"I'm dressed like this"

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I am here to replace my fake bachelor's

"I am here to replace my fake bachelor's"

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so he's finally gonna let me

"so he's finally gonna let me"

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♪ Give me some rope tie me to dream ♪

"♪ Give me some rope tie me to dream ♪"

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Repairmen would duel each other inside,

"Repairmen would duel each other inside,"

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Troy, there is a prophesy. I miss Abed so much.

"Troy, there is a prophesy. I miss Abed so much."

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Sir, there's been a flow duct rupture in quadrant four.

"Sir, there's been a flow duct rupture in quadrant four."

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I'll handle it.

"I'll handle it."

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This is your destiny, Mr. Barnes.

"This is your destiny, Mr. Barnes."

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- Bi-ol-o-gy. - Are you lying?

"- Bi-ol-o-gy. - Are you lying?"

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Ye-es?

"Ye-es?"

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Let Pierce cool down.

"Let Pierce cool down."

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You know how crazy and paranoid he can get.

"You know how crazy and paranoid he can get."

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and I get to dress like a judge.

"and I get to dress like a judge."

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Now I'm calling my lawyer.

"Now I'm calling my lawyer."

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Abed?

"Abed?"

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What's going on?

"What's going on?"

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about stabbing in the... Sundance!

"about stabbing in the... Sundance!"

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- Tango! - Hey.

"- Tango! - Hey."

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So... The case of the sandwich signature.

"So... The case of the sandwich signature."

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Hawthorne's a cash cow,

"Hawthorne's a cash cow,"

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That's money.

"That's money."

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I really want to be done by 4:00.

"I really want to be done by 4:00."

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Here's the truth.

"Here's the truth."

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how he could rupture a freon line.

"how he could rupture a freon line."

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I thought you said you were gonna go easy.

"I thought you said you were gonna go easy."

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What was he wearing?

"What was he wearing?"

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Ah, do you feel that, Britta?

"Ah, do you feel that, Britta?"

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that didn't get picked on.

"that didn't get picked on."

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Actually, that sounds delicious.

"Actually, that sounds delicious."

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After all, you did provide 100% of the financing.

"After all, you did provide 100% of the financing."

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So you're telling me they're not good at basketball?

"So you're telling me they're not good at basketball?"

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This ceremony is a lie.

"This ceremony is a lie."

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Court briefly adjourned.

"Court briefly adjourned."

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Sorry about that. Of course there are rules.

"Sorry about that. Of course there are rules."

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each with a broken unit.

"each with a broken unit."

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Evil Abed, what are you doing?

"Evil Abed, what are you doing?"

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for me to have put you in.

"for me to have put you in."

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I'm lying when I say there is no truth.

"I'm lying when I say there is no truth."

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It's that easy.

"It's that easy."

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I withdraw my case.

"I withdraw my case."

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I know.

"I know."

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And I never got a chance to thank you.

"And I never got a chance to thank you."

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But you can't. You cured me.

"But you can't. You cured me."

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Cool. I went crazy and I wanted to cut off Jeff's arm.

"Cool. I went crazy and I wanted to cut off Jeff's arm."

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All right.

"All right."

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♪ give me the hope ♪

"♪ give me the hope ♪"

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♪ we could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year ♪

"♪ we could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year ♪"

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♪ that makes up a perfect lie ♪

"♪ that makes up a perfect lie ♪"

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♪ there's another way ♪

"♪ there's another way ♪"

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$1.79 at Kroger's.

"$1.79 at Kroger's."

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but let's see.

"but let's see."

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Let's Potato Chips are good, and they're a buy.

"Let's Potato Chips are good, and they're a buy."

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So... cellular mitosis is what?

"So... cellular mitosis is what?"

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I miss Troy.

"I miss Troy."

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Annie. I'm worried about Abed.

"Annie. I'm worried about Abed."

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He hasn't left the apartment since Troy moved out.

"He hasn't left the apartment since Troy moved out."

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He won't even play in the Dreamatorium.

"He won't even play in the Dreamatorium."

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Sorry, not "play."

"Sorry, not "play.""

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"Render imaginated dreamscapes."

""Render imaginated dreamscapes.""

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Guys, we just finished retaking biology all summer,

"Guys, we just finished retaking biology all summer,"

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and if I don't pass this final, it was for nothing.

"and if I don't pass this final, it was for nothing."

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Can we stay on target?

"Can we stay on target?"

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- Ooh! - Stay... stay on target.

"- Ooh! - Stay... stay on target."

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because I'm building to big news.

"because I'm building to big news."

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Subway has officially ended its agreement with Greendale,

"Subway has officially ended its agreement with Greendale,"

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to occupy the cafeteria kiosk is...

"to occupy the cafeteria kiosk is..."

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Shirley's Sandwiches!

"Shirley's Sandwiches!"

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I just need one of you to sign this

"I just need one of you to sign this"

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as the official owner of the business.

"as the official owner of the business."

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Ooh, we should both sign it, we're 50-50 partners.

"Ooh, we should both sign it, we're 50-50 partners."

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But there's only one dotted line on the form, so...

"But there's only one dotted line on the form, so..."

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- Oh, well, Pierce can... - Me.

"- Oh, well, Pierce can... - Me."

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- Hey! - I paid for it.

"- Hey! - I paid for it."

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Well, there'd be no "it" to pay for

"Well, there'd be no "it" to pay for"

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if I hadn't done all the work.

"if I hadn't done all the work."

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My goodness, this molehill is becoming a mountain.

"My goodness, this molehill is becoming a mountain."

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You guys work it out,

"You guys work it out,"

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while I put together an Alpine costume.

"while I put together an Alpine costume."

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I knew eventually you'd try to box me out

"I knew eventually you'd try to box me out"

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of my own business, just like Hawthorne Wipes did.

"of my own business, just like Hawthorne Wipes did."

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I'm not letting you guilt me

"I'm not letting you guilt me"

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into letting you call yourself the owner of my company.

"into letting you call yourself the owner of my company."

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Jeff! Hello?

"Jeff! Hello?"

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Get involved. No.

"Get involved. No."

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so I can get back to my life as a lawyer.

"so I can get back to my life as a lawyer."

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Nobody else is sacrificing their interests.

"Nobody else is sacrificing their interests."

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Don't ask me to sacrifice mine.

"Don't ask me to sacrifice mine."

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Don't ask me to sacrifice mine.

"Don't ask me to sacrifice mine."

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- Ooh, I gotta go. - Unbelievable.

"- Ooh, I gotta go. - Unbelievable."

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Today is Abed's first therapy session.

"Today is Abed's first therapy session."

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His what?

"His what?"

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He's been feeling extra vulnerable lately

"He's been feeling extra vulnerable lately"

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having lost Troy to the air conditioning repair school,

"having lost Troy to the air conditioning repair school,"

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practice my psych skills on him.

"practice my psych skills on him."

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Give me some credit, Winger.

"Give me some credit, Winger."

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What's the worst that could happen?

"What's the worst that could happen?"

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Classic tee-up.

"Classic tee-up."

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Shut up, Leonard, I know about your crooked wang.

"Shut up, Leonard, I know about your crooked wang."

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No such thing as bad press.

"No such thing as bad press."

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This can't be good.

"This can't be good."

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♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪

"♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪"

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♪ somebody said it could be here ♪

"♪ somebody said it could be here ♪"

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♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪

"♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪"

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There are those who ask, why connect the capillary tube

"There are those who ask, why connect the capillary tube"

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directly to the compressor valve?

"directly to the compressor valve?"

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Oh, sure, why not just attach it

"Oh, sure, why not just attach it"

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to the moisture accumulator?

"to the moisture accumulator?"

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Hey, Troy.

"Hey, Troy."

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We boring you? I miss my friends.

"We boring you? I miss my friends."

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- He misses his friends. - Aww.

"- He misses his friends. - Aww."

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Mr. Barnes...

"Mr. Barnes..."

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Gather your things and come with me.

"Gather your things and come with me."

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Now!

"Now!"

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The sun chamber. A shameful relic

"The sun chamber. A shameful relic"

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from a savage chapter of our history.

"from a savage chapter of our history."

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losers succumbing to heat exhaustion, or worse.

"losers succumbing to heat exhaustion, or worse."

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that this might be me.

"that this might be me."

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Now I realize that it's you.

"Now I realize that it's you."

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