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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken's Physical (S01E01)

"Did the Rutledges rent out their house"
Dr. Ken
"but you insist I play outside an hour every day."
Dr. Ken
"You can't have it both ways, people."
Dr. Ken
"Please don't tell me you got fired."
Dr. Ken
"Great. I won't."
Dr. Ken
"Stop. What did you do?"
Dr. Ken
"It depends on whose version you hear."
Dr. Ken
"I was conscientious and did a great job."
Dr. Ken
"I stole from the register."
Dr. Ken
"I took an advance on my salary to buy some nail polish"
Dr. Ken
"If anything, we fire people."
Dr. Ken
"Look, Mol, when you have a job,"
Dr. Ken
"That's right, Mol."
Dr. Ken
"Oof baboof. "No-boarding"?"
Dr. Ken
"Turd in the pool. Super-forced, Al."
Dr. Ken
"He's always saying we should hang out"
Dr. Ken
"You're asking me all these questions"
Dr. Ken
"So every year, when you told me you got a physical,"
Dr. Ken
"I would know if something was wrong with me."
Dr. Ken
"Look, but I'm healthy."
Dr. Ken
"you've been lying about getting physicals?"
Dr. Ken
"That body of yours belongs to both of us."
Dr. Ken
"Bow-chicka-bow!"
Dr. Ken
"To cut back on the number of stolen scrubs,"
Dr. Ken
"to punch into the machine to get your scrubs."
Dr. Ken
"That was you, Pat."
Dr. Ken
"Does the phrase "I'm gonna tell you a filthy sex story,"
Dr. Ken
"But what about your physical?"
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Julie Dobbs is a professional."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, there has been a horrible mistake!"
Dr. Ken
"It would look adorable."
Dr. Ken
"Good morning, Dr. Park."
Dr. Ken
"Iced Venti Chai."
Dr. Ken
"I am administering this exam."
Dr. Ken
"Except your attitude."
Dr. Ken
"Fine, let's just get this over with."
Dr. Ken
"But I'm not letting you check my prostate."
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Park, you know at your age, it's mandatory."
Dr. Ken
"I guess I could call your wife"
Dr. Ken
"and tell her you're not cooperating."
Dr. Ken
"Huh."
Dr. Ken
"What?! No! That's complete overkill!"
Dr. Ken
"you didn't put me through a hernia exam."
Dr. Ken
"And this number here..."
Dr. Ken
"This is your wife's cell, correct?"
Dr. Ken
"I mean, what if I want to go swimming"
Dr. Ken
"Cannons don't get fired as much as you!"
Dr. Ken
"Cuban cigars, a crowd at a pep rally, a furnace in Alaska..."
Dr. Ken
"I derailed a toddler train."
Dr. Ken
"before I hit it."
Dr. Ken
"You said, "do what's best for the business.""
Dr. Ken
"Uh, I got five pizzas for a Damona Watkins."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, everybody, free pizzas... on me!"
Dr. Ken
"if Mastercard hadn't scorched that earth."
Dr. Ken
"Interesting. Very interesting."
Dr. Ken
"You don't want this sucker to blow."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, forcing the Rutledges on me."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, that cruller is mine."
Dr. Ken
"If it'll start my weekend, yes."
Dr. Ken
"Mm-hmm."
Dr. Ken
"I thought you were upset, but then I was like,"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God!"
Dr. Ken
"I'm gonna stop you right there, Andy."
Dr. Ken
"Really? 'Cause Molly's virtually unemployable,"
Dr. Ken
"that really constricts the blood flow to the heart."
Dr. Ken
"Not true."
Dr. Ken
"Well, we'll see what Mr. Holter monitor"
Dr. Ken
"I mean, if you want to talk about it"
Dr. Ken
"over a beer with Andy, I know he'd love to just..."
Dr. Ken
"No, I wouldn't!"
Dr. Ken
"You know what?"
Dr. Ken
"It's time for me to man up and start blaming the kids."
Dr. Ken
"They're growing up. They're a lot more work."
Dr. Ken
"I get it. But don't worry. I'm in perfect health."
Dr. Ken
"but you can't blow off any more check-ups, okay?"
Dr. Ken
"Right through there to the left."
Dr. Ken
"You sure you don't want a hot towel,"
Dr. Ken
"What's with all the trucks in the street?"
Dr. Ken
"for another commercial shoot?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah. Apparently, it's a big one..."
Dr. Ken
"Tampax."
Dr. Ken
"Right here in our own neighborhood?"
Dr. Ken
"Gross."
Dr. Ken
"the port-a-potties will be gone in a couple of days."
Dr. Ken
"I love those things."
Dr. Ken
"They take hand-washing out of the equation."
Dr. Ken
"Stay out of those plastic crap shacks."
Dr. Ken
"So I can't use the port-a-potties"
Dr. Ken
"or pee in the bushes,"
Dr. Ken
"How was your first day at Freddy dog?"
Dr. Ken
"I can't believe I ever thought"
Dr. Ken
"I could work for that soul-sucking corporation."
Dr. Ken
"That was easier than I thought."
Dr. Ken
"What's your version?"
Dr. Ken
"What's their version?"
Dr. Ken
"- What?! - But it isn't true."
Dr. Ken
"so my hands would look better serving their gross meat sticks."
Dr. Ken
"I can't believe you got fired."
Dr. Ken
"Parks don't get fired."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, really? Did you fire the gardener yet?"
Dr. Ken
"He's a good guy. He deserves a second chance."
Dr. Ken
"He doesn't own a lawnmower."
Dr. Ken
"you have to think about what's best for the business,"
Dr. Ken
"Although, good color. Candy Apple?"
Dr. Ken
"Ruby Slippers."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, all right, all right."
Dr. Ken
"Well you better find another job, Missy,"
Dr. Ken
"because we're not paying for your snowboarding trip."
Dr. Ken
"No employment, no enjoyment."
Dr. Ken
"Get another job,"
Dr. Ken
"or snowboarding turns into no-boarding."
Dr. Ken
"I just talked to Barb."
Dr. Ken
"She and Andy can't get in their kitchen"
Dr. Ken
"because of the commercial shoot,"
Dr. Ken
"so I invited them over for dinner tomorrow."
Dr. Ken
"No! Andy's so annoying!"
Dr. Ken
"and giving me tips on my lawn"
Dr. Ken
"and compliments on my weekend wear."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, we have to renew our life insurance."
Dr. Ken
"They need the records from your last annual check-up."
Dr. Ken
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