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Clips from Community (2009) - App Development and Condiments (S05E05)

"There is no formula for people!"
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"You're punishing me for being alive!"
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"That's the general idea, baby."
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"- ...with mustard on your lip. - Shut up."
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"He's not kidding. I thought I was imagining it."
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"When you had mustard on your lip, I was open to your opinion."
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"Maybe it dilutes or distracts from your excessive intensity."
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"Maybe it dilutes or distracts from your stupid butt."
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"- How you doing, Rog? - Oh, don't be..."
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"Hey, Charlotte. I see what you did there."
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"Vicki, I love this."
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"She's nice to people, Jeff. You know Shirley."
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"Oh, Vicki, thank you."
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"No."
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"Stop it!"
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"I didn't mean it."
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"Yeah. I do know Shirley."
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"We should be having brownies."
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"Not a bad idea. She could make you a two again."
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"Screw your twos, and screw MeowMeowBeenz."
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"I know that's your one talking."
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"- What are you doing? - Registering for MeowMeowBeenz."
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"I'm gonna become a five and expose this for the sham it is."
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"Oh, come on."
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"All right, Trent, Mulch, Dave..."
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"...Herpie, Clutch, Dirt Mouth, Rope, Tingles, Cat Woman, Steve."
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"Haul it, ball it, never call it."
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"- Girls are objects. - Yeah!"
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"Two MeowMeowBeenz."
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"Congratulations."
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"Abed was just explaining that the fives get to choose..."
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"...what setting the air conditioning is on."
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"Is it me, or are more people wearing grey?"
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"Wear neutral colours. Looking like you wanna move up..."
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"- ...can get you moved down. - Abed, hey."
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"Small talk, guys."
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"- You look great. - You look great."
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"- Know what you're doing. - Know what you're doing."
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"I'm watching you, okay?"
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"...and choking on its billowing plume of highly rated dust."
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"Fours and above only."
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"These are snacks for the fives."
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"Yeah? You're a two."
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"Leonard, would you rather a three serve the fives food?"
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"...are growing suspicious of the fours and fives."
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"What if we give these people something to believe in again?"
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"- Koogler? - Hey."
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"Entertainment."
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"A talent show."
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"An event where threes and twos can rise and fall."
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"- Helps people believe in the system. - Give my spot to someone else."
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"Oh, dear Abed. So humble."
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"You people are monsters."
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"Well, if there's nothing else, then. Speak."
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"Headline items."
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"Twos broke into a supply closet and stole a box of peanut butter."
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"The futurization of the campus decor is almost complete."
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"And a few hours ago, Jeff Winger became a four."
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"That's nice."
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"You there, girl."
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"Two."
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"- Two? Are you lost, Two? - Yes."
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"I'll escort her to the common area."
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"- You're a four? I don't recognise you. - He's new Beenz."
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"Building 1 after 7 is fours only."
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"- What are you doing? - How goes the revolution?"
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"- They got this thing locked up. - They're nervous."
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"They're hosting a talent show to prove anyone can be a five."
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"...and you can tell everyone this isn't democracy."
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"Can you put some mustard...?"
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"I shouldn't have to put mustard on my face for this to make sense."
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"You know we have to take this system down."
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"You know, I once loved a two."
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"Matthew."
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"But numbers change."
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"You know what they say."
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"...and ones don't get a rhyme because they're garbage."
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"No. No, please."
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"Not The Outlands! Please!"
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"Boo on you!"
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"And you..."
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"...are not very good and..."
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"What? No! Please!"
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"I'm just not very good at public speaking and..."
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"Showtime."
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"My name is Jeff Winger."
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"I recently became a four."
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"Funny thing is, when I was a two..."
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"Hey, my name's Tommy Talouca. I'm from hallway C. I'm a two."
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"Then you become a four."
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"You know what I'm talking about? It's like one of these."
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"And they got a little trail of twos behind them..."
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"What else is going on?"
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"He's killing it."
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"Or did I just hate myself for being a two?"
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"Oh, the Koog approogs. That's a five."
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"Review, review! Meow, meow, meow!"
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"- Yeah, yeah. - Can I get a picture?"
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"I want my future kids to know this happened."
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"- What the hell? - I don't wanna hear it."
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"I got this far to take Shirley down."
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"Fives only, ma'am."
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"Oh, great. Come on."
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"I'm a psych major. Words are my weapons."
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"I'm a security guard. Weapons are my weapons."
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"Welcome, fives, to the inaugural fancy future dance."
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"Yeah. Jeff's really cool."
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"Couldn't help but notice..."
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"Is she always so different?"
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"Shirley, I can hear what you're saying."
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"You're trying to manipulate someone into thinking I'm manipulative."
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"I have no idea what you're talking about."
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"No one knows what you're talking about."
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"Do you wanna have this conversation, or just keep flexing your veiny arms..."
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"...and throwing out apples?"
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"A happy three is a future four."
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"Twos and Threes, you're accepting a life you don't have to live."
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"Stand up for yourselves!"
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"Really?"
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"- Fine. Give me that. - Hey."
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