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Clips from Community (2009) - App Development and Condiments (S05E05)

"- I can do tomorrow. - I can't."
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"And there's no need to manipulate each other. You know that's what you do."
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"Hello, Save Greendale Committee."
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"Hey, guys, Bixel and I would like to introduce you..."
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"That's why I'm giving him five MeowMeowBeenz."
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"You know, I could..."
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"I fought for this country..."
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"...and I know you don't get to pick and choose the parts you fight for..."
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"It's like toast bossing crackers around."
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"- I mean, I guess. - Garrett's got three MeowMeowBeenz."
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"Hey, here you go. Here you go."
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"You take my word for that."
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"...the more likeable you make others. Makes sense."
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"You're gonna think I'm joking, but you were getting through more..."
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"I love my four from Vicki."
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"I'm going to help Shirley."
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"Oh, now you're speaking my language."
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"Make sure you know the reason you're doing something..."
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"...or you'll fail before you start."
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"- That's actually a good point. - It is? Why?"
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"I'm like, "That's two cups," and she's like, "What?""
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"I feel like someone's about to hand me a Starburst."
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"Those are other threes. We talk about how we're glad we're not twos."
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"Hello, Jeffrey. I see you decided to join MeowMeowBeenz."
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"Oh, it's a great tool for living."
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"Yeah, you'll be watching my hinder, Mama..."
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"It is no secret that the threes and twos..."
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"All I know is that it's my birthday."
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"I know what you guys think of me, okay?"
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""Hey, it's Koogler. You know, he's cool."
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"I don't wanna be a five. I was happy as a three. I'm miserable."
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"Are you lost, Two?"
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"Bye-bye, new Beenz."
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"I can't break a four."
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"This is tyranny."
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"He was my everything."
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"I'll keep your secret, new Beenz."
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"Craig, I got this."
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"Last chance, Jeffrey."
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"...I didn't actually have any less."
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"I gotta get to the cafeteria before they run out of apples."
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"You're given three kinds of fruit. Mix it up."
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"Review, review! Meow, meow, meow!"
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"Down here, guys."
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"- What about everyone else? - Look around you. Everyone wanted this."
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"You... You think this system's gonna last forever?"
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"I'm gonna free people's minds."
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"I'm glad you don't think making Jeff a five was a mistake."
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"...that Shirley didn't clap with the rest of you after my performance."
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"I can't concentrate on the dance moves."
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"- You're one of the angriest... - You're angry."
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"The rule of the fives is over."
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"No!"
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"I guess it's easy to pretend that you don't when you got it."
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"You are permitted back indoors by decree of Britta, the Mother of Ones."
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"Well, you see, that's just part of the Koogler style."
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"I'm like everyone else."
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"Oh, great Mother of Ones..."
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"...mustard-faced saviour..."
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"- No. - No."
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"I'd like to propose we forget everything that happened over the last few days."
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"I don't anticipate a lot of pushback on that. I think we're all embarrassed."
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"Not even takeout? We could eat in the study room."
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"What?"
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"...that takes a serious look at higher education."
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"...assume the party."
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"This summer, fun has a new name."
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"I'm photocopying my rear end."
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"I guess I have what you might call an aversion to education."
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"Do you even have a career plan?"
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"Mitchell D. Hurwitz is Koogler, Rated R."
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"Okay, we'll get an estimate on adding grass to the soccer field."
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"Good meeting."
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"Oh, Jeff, what time's dinner?"
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"- Dinner? - Jeff, you didn't invite Shirley?"
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"It's okay. Part of making sacrifices for my loved ones..."
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"...is not expecting my loved ones to make sacrifices."
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"- I'm free on Fridays and Mondays... - We're not moving it."
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"...because it's just dinner."
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"You know you're doing it now with that face."
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"You don't like my face?"
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"This is David and Bixel. They're app designers."
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"They'd like to beta test their latest social-networking app on our campus..."
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"...which could be good for us. Look what Facebook did for Harvard."
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"...to a little app called MeowMeowBeenz."
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"...who you like, when you like..."
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"...all from a standard non-boost mobile phone."
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"Let's see how it works."
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"Well, Bixel, I'm sorry, but I thought his intro was just okay."
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"My MeowMeowBeenz."
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"With MeowMeowBeenz, students can rate teachers."
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"Everyone and anyone can rate each other."
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"- MeowMeowBeenz. - MeowMeowBeenz."
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"...but I know..."
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"I should go number two soon."
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"Hurry up. I'm late for Human Rights class."
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"Why is Starburns carrying Garrett's books?"
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"- Starburns is at two. - People are using this stupid app?"
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"- It's effective. - No, it's effectively stupid."
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"...and reduces it to explicit, objective numbers."
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"I've never felt more alive."
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"As long as you're happy, I'm unsettled."
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"Hey, guys."
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"- What happened to you? - I sat so long, my feet fell asleep."
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"Then I noticed limping was getting MeowMeowBeenz..."
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"- Wait. Are you using MeowMeowBeenz? - If you can't kill it, join it."
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"You get older, you see warning signs."
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"Mark Zuckerberg is Fidel Castro in flip-flops."
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"MeowMeowBeenz is gonna make East Berlin look like Woodstock."
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"Do you own stock in Trivial Pursuit's Baby Boom Edition?"
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"Britta, please tell me you're not using this app."
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"I liked the idea at first, giving a voice to the unheard..."
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"...but then Annie told me that the rating system..."
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"- No. - It means the more others like you..."
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"- You know who else it made sense to? - Say "Hitler" and I'm giving you a two."
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"You not registered? The longer you wait, the harder to get your number up."
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"You're letting a video game play you. I gotta set these people straight."
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"Hey, hey, you've got a..."
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"Students of Greendale!"
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"We don't have to worship a calculator!"
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