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Clips from Community (2009) - App Development and Condiments (S05E05)

"You're all alive."
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"Look at the mustard on my face, but listen to my words."
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"The rules got changed on you."
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"You can't just be cool and be in charge now."
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"No, you have to gossip and give out food and make people feel guilty."
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"Okay, yeah. I bust my ass making a world full of selfish idiots..."
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"...remember my name."
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"Call it hard work, but don't tell me the system measures who's nice."
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"Actually, it kind of does."
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"Security, banish them to The Outlands with the rest of the ones."
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"- No! No! No! - Okay, okay, okay."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, please put your tray tables in their party positions."
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"So sayeth Captain Koogler."
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"Actually, keep the tray tables where they are, Koogler."
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"Long live the review-lution!"
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"That comes down?"
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"I knew you couldn't go to that stupid dinner."
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"- That's why I didn't invite you. - It's nice to be invited."
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"Sure, if you're a control freak."
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"No. I love it."
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"You'd think we'd be better friends..."
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"...you felt you could park in handicap spots?"
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"It's human-crap style."
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"Rate him."
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"Okay, well, that's low."
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"All fives must be cleansed of their five filth and reduced to oneness."
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"Jeff. Hey, Shirley. I'm not a five anymore. I'm a one like everyone else."
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"Who's next?"
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"...there is still a five hiding among us that has not been cleansed."
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"Nonsense. All fives were reduced to oneness..."
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"...in the great purge of about two minutes ago."
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"It never registered, yet was given a five from outside the system."
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"Behold."
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"Its beta test ended days ago."
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"It's now available in the app store, 99 cents."
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"This five lied to us..."
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"...used us, judged us..."
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"It's selling our information to spammers because I am getting a lot more e-mail..."
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"So how do you cleanse a five that's unregistered?"
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"Delete it."
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"By the way, guys, it's a Saturday."
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"You're all in school for nothing. Go home and get some sleep."
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"No, don't go! Where are you going?"
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"No."
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"Attention, Greendale."
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"So I was thinking about checking out this new restaurant tonight."
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"Oh, that's sweet, but I can't tonight."
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"Oh, I think I have time for that, Jeffrey."
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"I'm not gonna take it off."
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"I still got two days left on the rental."
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"This is not one of them."
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"Gentlemen..."
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"- Koogler. - Koogler!"
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"Hammer Road Pictures invites you to meet the man, the myth..."
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"- ...the Koogler. - Koogler."
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"- Yeah, does getting laid count? - No!"
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"Well, it's Tuesday. Shirley always goes to Elijah's karate practise on Tuesdays."
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"MeowMeowBeenz lets you say how much you like..."
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"Bixel, what did you think of the way the dean introduced us?"
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"That's why I'm gonna give him two out of five MeowMeowBeenz."
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"Teachers can rate students."
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"I'm sorry."
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"...and it was working fine."
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"MeowMeowBeenz takes everything about human interaction..."
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"Did you understand a word he said?"
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"Nobody is gonna down-vote a guy on his birthday."
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"Did you just give me four MeowMeowBeenz?"
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"He likes to get laid. He's not that old.""
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"I'm a five because I know what the twos and the threes need. What do we need?"
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"Threes and twos must leave Building 1 after 7."
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"It says you're next."
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"Now, Jeffrey, I beg you not to take this risk."
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"There came a time when I has to ask myself..."
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"...did I even wanna be a three?"
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"...I sure do love them apples!"
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"I admire your optimism, Garrett."
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"You are all alive."
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"- Okay, all right, all right, all right. - All right."
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"Oh, and you clearly hate control."
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"...because we're big fans of the same thing."
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"This five cheats."
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"...yet exempts itself from judgment."
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"...and trust me, my penis needs no enlargement."
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"No! No. Wait."
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"Hope you don't mind if I play through."
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"All right, keep it floppy."
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"No."
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"If you enter, you'll be centre stage with all eyes on you..."
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"Yeah!"
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"- Shirley's a five. - How?"
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"Every once in a while, a film comes along..."
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"All I know is..."
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"Five stars."
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"- Hey there. - Oh, hey."
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"There was a rating system in place called "cool people get more"..."
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"And you get that... That four walk."
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"- Koogler. - Koogler! Koogler!"
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"The fives have spoken."
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"Annie. Listen to yourself. You're learning its language."
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"The MeowMeowBeenz app."
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"You don't believe the rumours, do you, that Jeff manipulated his way to the top?"
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"I thought he did great."
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"That's unintentional, trust me."
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"I'm like, "Two cups, balls back, tops off.""
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"I make small talk now."
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"It's impossible to get any higher without half the fives."
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"But I did have a lot of crazy friends."
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"What is with twos and apples?"
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"- Hey, come here. - Hi. Come on."
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"I believe in taking risks."
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"You there. Ones."
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"All right, time to pull the plug."
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"And do I hear correctly that as a five..."
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"- Koogler? - Koogler!"
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"When Shirley can have dinner, we'll have another dinner..."
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"...so I just kind of started committing."
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"As your ratings go up, your ratings of other people become more important."
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"...is exponentially weighted."
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"Yep."
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"How many MeowMeowBeenz?"
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