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Clips from A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

"This was the American frontier in 1882."
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"A hard land for hard folk."
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"Food was scarce,"
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"disease was rampant,"
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"and life was a daily struggle for survival."
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"Hell, this was Miss America in 1880."
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"required that a man be bold, fearless, and tough as iron."
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"The men who were courageous and resilient"
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"were the men who prospered."
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"But some men were just big, giant pussies."
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"(PANTING)"
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"Well, well."
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"Surprised you showed up, Stark."
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"Yeah, well, you said you would kill my family"
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"and burn my house down if I didn't, so..."
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"Is there anything at all that I can say"
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"Oh, okay, well, that's a little racist to our hardworking friends"
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"Draw, you son of a bitch!"
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"Look, I just feel like if we can talk this out, you know,"
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"I ain't in the mood to laugh, Stark!"
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"Look, there's always humor in any..."
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"Oh, hey, look. This will make you laugh. Look at our shadows."
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"Look at that."
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"Oh, wait, watch this. Oh, my God, Charlie. Oh, my God."
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"Thank you! This is so generous of you."
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"(CHUCKLING) Oh, wow! This is..."
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"What a terrific guy you are. (SNICKERING)"
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"We barely know each other, but, hey, when it's right, it's right, huh?"
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"I'll give you a little tap on the hat when I'm good to go, okay?"
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"Look, we're laughing, right? We're laughing now."
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"What were we even fighting about?"
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"I can't remember. Can you?"
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"Your goddamn sheep grazed up half my ranch, Stark."
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"That grass ain't never gonna grow back!"
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"All right, look. How about this?"
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"Just give me two days to sell off"
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"All right. Just two days."
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"If I don't have that cash, I'm coming after ya."
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"Okay, great. Thank you so much for your patience."
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"And what a relief for all these people"
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"who came out here hoping that we would"
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"Aw, somebody shoot some fucker!"
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"I took a half-day off work for this!"
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"Okay, I just want to point out"
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"that guy's an English teacher at our school."
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"(GROANS)"
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"Just a little taste."
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"ALBERT: I mean, that should have been the end of it, right?"
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"I mean, I tell him I'll pay him off,"
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"we go our separate ways, and that's it."
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"But, no, he shoots me in the fucking leg."
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"I mean, it's just a graze, but come on, look at that."
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"What?"
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"You should have fought him."
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"I should have fought him?"
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"Louise! My God! The guy is one of the best shots around."
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"I look like I have Parkinson's next to him. What is that?"
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"It's just another way God mysteriously shows that He loves us."
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"But, look, it would have been suicide to fight that guy."
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"I know."
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"Louise, where is this coming from?"
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"Is this because of the gunfight?"
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"No, I've actually been feeling this way for a while."
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"You're a great guy. I just..."
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"I realized that"
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"I want something else."
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"Something else? Louise, it's been a year and a half!"
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"Look, I know I'm just a sheep farmer, but I'm saving money..."
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"Yeah, but you're not even a good sheep farmer, Albert."
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"The one thing a sheep farmer has to do"
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"is keep all of his sheep in one place, all right."
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"I went to your farm the other day,"
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"three way up on the ridge,"
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"two in the pond, and one on the roof."
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"Okay, that's Bridget, all right?"
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"She has a problem with retardation, but she's full of love."
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"Look, we're getting off track here, all right?"
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"and then maybe I can fix it?"
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"Maybe if I were older,"
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"the timing would be right."
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"But people are living to be 35 these days"
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"and a girl doesn't have to just go off"
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"and get married right away."
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"Oh, my God."
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""I have to work on myself.""
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"You realize that."
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"You know what, it's okay, though."
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"It's all right. I know why you're saying it."
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"It's because you don't want to tell me that I'm the problem."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Goodbye, Albert."
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"I love you."
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"I'm sorry."
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"(MOANING)"
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"RUTH: Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
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"RUTH: I do. It's really terrific."
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"COWBOY: Yeah! Oh! Ah! Yeah! RUTH: Oh..."
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"(MOANING CONTINUES)"
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"Hi, Edward."
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"You waiting for Ruth?"
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"(RUTH SCREAMS) It sounds like she's just about done up there."
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"RUTH: Shoot that dirty cowboy cum all over my face!"
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"You look good. Oh, good."
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"Say, Edward, do you mind if I ask you something?"
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"Uh, yeah, sure."
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"You're okay with your girlfriend screwing 15 different guys every day"
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"and getting paid to do it?"
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"Well, my job sucks, too."
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"I know. But, I mean, you repair shoes."
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"Oh, hi, sweetie."
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"EDWARD: Well, I got off work early"
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"and I thought we could go for a walk by the stream."
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"(EXHALES) Oh. Oh..."
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"Oh, your breath is, uh..."
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"Ooh! Ooh."
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"It's okay. Here, I got you some flowers. (GASPS)"
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"They're beautiful! Yeah, come on."
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"Don't I have the best boyfriend, Millie?"
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"Honestly, I have no fucking idea."
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