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Clips from A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

"Bye!"
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"Oh, hey, Ruthie, Clyde Hodgkins wanted to come by a little later on."
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"What did he want?"
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"I think he wants anal."
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"Oh, honey, we can afford to get you that new belt for church!"
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"Oh, that would be great!"
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"I know!"
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"Ah, that should work. Yeah."
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"Well, what time is his appointment?"
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"Uh, it's really not like a dentist's office here, Edward."
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"You know, he'll just come by"
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"when he feels like putting his penis inside an asshole."
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"Yeah, so we'll just say 5:30."
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"(BOTH CHUCKLING) Okay."
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"(BLEATING)"
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"(BLEATING)"
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"(HORSE HUFFS)"
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"You're late."
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"For what?"
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"Fair enough."
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"EDWARD: Albert."
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"We heard about Louise."
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"Do you want to sit down?"
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"I'm good. I'm gonna rest my asshole."
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"I was just looking at these old pictures of me and Louise."
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"This is from the carnival."
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"EDWARD: Oh, yeah."
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"ALBERT: There's the town picnic."
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"RUTH: Oh."
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"ALBERT: This is the square dance."
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"I almost wish you could smile in photographs."
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"Louise has such an amazing smile."
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"That'd be weird. Huh?"
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"Have you ever smiled in a photograph?"
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"No, have you? Oh, God, no."
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"No, you'd look like an insane person."
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"But, it's just, you know, I've been sitting here"
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"trying to figure out how the hell"
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"I did everything for her."
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"If she was happy I was happy."
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"That's all I cared about."
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"(SIGHS) And she was the one thing that made the shootings,"
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"and the diseases, and the wild animals, and the Indians,"
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"God, I love her so much."
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"Let's get fucked up. Yeah."
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"(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Uh..."
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"I don't know what I'm gonna do."
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"Albert, I know everything seems hopeless right now,"
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"Really? Is there?"
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"What is there to live for on the frontier in 1882? Huh?"
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"Look, let me tell you something."
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"We live in a terrible place and time."
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"The American West is a disgusting, awful, dirty, dangerous place."
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"Look around you."
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"Everything out here that's not you wants to kill you."
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"Outlaws, angry drunk people, scorned hookers, hungry animals,"
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"diseases, major and minor injuries, Indians, the weather."
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"You can get killed just going to the bathroom."
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"I take my life in my hands every time I walk out to my outhouse."
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"There's fucking rattlesnakes all in the grass out there."
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"And even if I make it, you know what can kill me?"
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"Cholera. You know cholera?"
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"The Black Shit. The Black Shit."
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"The latest offering in the frontier's disease-of-the-month club."
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"you know what else can kill you?"
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"The fucking doctor. The doctor can kill you."
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"I had a cold a couple of years ago. I went in there."
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"You know what he said to me? He goes,"
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""Oh, you need an ear nail.""
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"A nail in my fucking ear."
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"That is modern medicine for you."
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""Yeah, Doc, I have a fever of 102.""
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""Oh, you need a donkey kickin'.""
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"You know our pastor has shot two people? Our pastor."
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"No, no. No."
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"Honest to God. Shot a guy in a duel"
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"and then went back and killed the guy's teenage son"
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"because he was afraid he would kill him out of revenge."
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"Wait, how do you know that?"
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"Because he did a whole fucking sermon about it!"
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"A lesson about seeing things through."
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"By the way, look at this. See those guys over there?"
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"The guys who work in the silver mines? See what they're eating?"
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"They eat hot spicy foods every meal of the day."
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"Do you know why?"
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"Because their palates are so completely fucking dulled"
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"from inhaling poisoned gas, 12 hours a day, down in the mines."
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"That's all they can taste."
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"Constipation, cramps, dyspepsia, liver disease,"
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"They literally die from their own farts."
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"And, oh, oh, you want to see more death?"
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"All we got to do is get up and walk out the front door."
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"He is dead."
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"He has been lying there, dead, for three days."
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"Not moved him, not looked into his death,"
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"not even replaced him with a temporary appointee."
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"For the last three days, the highest-ranking official in our town"
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"has been a dead guy."
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"Oh! Look at that! Look at that!"
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"Wolves are dragging the body away as if to illustrate my point!"
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"Bye! Bye, Mr. Mayor!"
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"Bye! Have fun becoming wolf shit! Bye!"
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"God!"
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"That, my friends, is the American West."
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"A disgusting, awful, dirty cesspool of despair, and fuck all of it."
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"You shut up!"
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"Mmm, mmm..."
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"Ow! Ruth. Jesus Christ."
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"At least have Dr. Harper take a look at it tomorrow."
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"(LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY)"
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"If you could hear yourself right now."
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"You know what's gonna happen if I go to Dr. Harper"
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"and I say, "Take a look at that"?"
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"He's gonna say, "Oh, that looks like it hurts.""
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""Let me give you a blue jay to peck out the blood.""
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"I don't know, maybe you should try to talk to Louise."
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"That's a great idea. Yeah?"
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"That's the jackpot. That's the jackpot! Huh?"
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"I still got it! Okay."
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