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Clips from Trading Places (1983)

"Just what do you think you're doing?"
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"Randolph, Mortimer, come in here quickly, I've finally caught him."
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"Winthorpe, is that you?"
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"I'm making a citizen's arrest. This man is a drug dealer."
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"Marijuana joints, pills, Quaaludes,"
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"He's the pusher, not me."
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"It's obviously some primitive attempt to frame me."
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"This man's obviously a lunatic. I'm calling security."
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"Put that phone down."
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"Hello, security... Merry Christmas."
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"Look, this is a big misunderstanding."
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"Put that gun away at once, Winthorpe. Have you lost your mind?"
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"Freeze, slime ball."
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"I realise this whole experience must have been rather unsettling for you."
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"Winthorpe, don't leave. We can explain."
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"You'll all be very, very sorry."
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"Now he's dressing up like Santa Claus."
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"Very sordid business."
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"It's not my business, but he belongs behind bars."
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"- He's unemployed, Valentine. - It's no excuse, Mortimer."
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"But he has money to buy drugs, right?"
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"You can't be soft on people like that. Take it from me, Randolph."
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"Pay up, Mortimer, I've won the bet."
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"Here, one dollar."
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"And during the same time,"
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"we turned an honest, hard-working man"
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"into a violently deranged, would-be killer."
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"Now, what are we going to do about taking Winthorpe back"
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"and returning Valentine to the ghetto?"
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"I don't want Winthorpe back after what he's done."
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"You mean keep Valentine on, as Managing Director?"
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"Do you really believe I would have a nigger run our family business, Randolph?"
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"Of course not. Neither would I."
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"I do think we should hold off on switching them back, though."
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"Until we get that crop report, New Year's Eve, don't you?"
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"Absolutely, no sense rocking the boat until then."
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"If Mr Beeks does what we paid him to do,"
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"Indeed."
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"Hey, Winthorpe, Winthorpe."
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"Hey."
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"Hey, Winthorpe. Yo, Winthorpe."
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"Winthorpe. Yo."
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"Sorry about that."
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"Yo! Yo!"
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"Hey, Taxi!"
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"Hi, Louis. Merry Christmas."
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"Louis, I have a big surprise for you."
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"- Does he live here? - Wait here a minute, I'll be right back."
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"Louis, Louis. It's him. It's Valentine."
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"Now, make sure he gets plenty of rest."
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"And for God's sake, no excitement."
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"Thanks, Doc. Merry Christmas."
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"Merry Christmas to you. I'll let myself out, Coleman. Thank you."
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"- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas."
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"It was a dream. I dreamt the whole thing."
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"Coleman, I've had the most absurd nightmare."
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"I lost my job, I lost my house. Penelope hated me."
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"It was an experiment. They used us as guinea pigs, man."
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"- I'm afraid it's true, sir. - I believe him, Louis."
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"The Dukes ruined my life over a bet?"
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"One dollar."
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"You can't just shoot people with a double-barrelled shotgun"
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"You get 20 years for that shit."
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"Do you have any better ideas?"
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"Yeah, it seems the best way to hurt rich people is by turning 'em into poor people."
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"Under heavy security,"
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"are being delivered to the Department Of Agriculture in Washington DC."
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"Louis, Louis, that's him, the guy who paid me to talk dirty to you."
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"In charge of security, Mr Clarence Beeks of Lyndhurst Security."
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"Clarence Beeks."
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"- The Dukes gave him 10 grand. - I saw 50,000 in the payroll."
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"Mortimer said it was for research."
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"Research, so he can get that top secret report, two days before it goes public."
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"Duke & Duke, he's busy. Can you hold please?"
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"May I help you? One moment, Mr Beeks, I'll put you right through."
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"Fuck off!"
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"Orange, I like that, very good."
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"The final payment is due on delivery, in cash."
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"Are you kidding, it's not even New Year's Eve."
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"Come here, kiss this beautiful ape."
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"- No it isn't. - It is."
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"Yeah, but you had the video tape recorders this afternoon."
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"I backed them up about five feet."
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"- Merry New Year. - Happy New Year."
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"Beef jerky time."
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"- You want some beef jerky? - No, please."
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"There's plenty, you know."
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"Its care and feeding instructions are on this bill of lading."
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"- Oh, yeah? - Say, have you guys been drinking?"
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"That's kind of you, son. A Happy New Year to you, too."
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"I do not drink. It is against my religion."
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"I always say, religion's a fine thing, taken in moderation."
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"We are moving! We are moving!"
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"Come in, my child, join the party."
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"Oh yeah, sure, why not?"
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"Well, maybe there's some pretzels in the bar car."
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"- Who is that? - Open the door, man."
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"Imagine how embarrassed I was that someone had the same costume I had!"
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"Naga, Naga Eboko, from Cameroon."
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"Lionel, from the African Education Conference, right?"
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"I was Director of Cultural Events at the Haile Selassie Pavilion."
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"I remember we have big fun there."
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"Now we are all here, we will have a picnic, ja?"
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"You will help me get my rucksack down for the Swedish meatballs."
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"- The memories. - All day long I could tell those stories."
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"- Those were good ones. - The good old days."
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"- There you are, sweet pea. - Danke."
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"So, the train will be pulling into Philadelphia soon."
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"- See if this one's empty. - Hey, back off."
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"Bunch of fucking weirdos! We're going to take a little walk."
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"Don't try anything funny or the whore loses a kidney."
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"- No, I'm from Sweden. - Beat it."
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"Hey, I'm King Kong, the biggest, baddest guy in the jungle."
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"Get lost, you maggot."
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"Hey, who is that guy, your father or something?"
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"All right, hold it right here."
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"- Honestly, Beeks. - This is as far as we go."
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"And no more phoney Irish whisky."
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"The party's over."
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"It's not even ten o'clock, you dummy."
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