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Clips from Trading Places (1983)

"Hey, come on. Loosen up, man."
Trading Places (1983)
"It's almost New Year's Eve."
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"Sometimes, they look so human, it gives you the creeps."
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"Boy, that other one's getting kinda horny, ain't he?"
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"Think we ought to hit him up with the tranquilliser gun?"
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"It's New Year's. Let 'em have their fun."
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"That black one must be the female."
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"- Where is he? - Beeks. Are you there, Beeks?"
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"That's far enough."
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"Did you get the report?"
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"OK, toss it over."
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"Wonderful news. Wonderful."
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"Beeks, Happy New Year."
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"I worked real hard for this, Louis. Hope you know what you're doing."
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"- Thank you, Ophelia. - What are you doing?"
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"That's us, Louis."
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"Coleman, would you please."
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"Keep the change."
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"Think big, think positive. Never show any sign of weakness."
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"Nothing can prepare you for the unbridled carnage you are about to witness."
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"Pressure? Here it's kill or be killed. Make no friends and take no prisoners."
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"We've got to kill the motherfucker... We've got to kill them."
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"We want you to buy as much OJ as you can, the instant trading starts."
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"They'll broadcast the crop report in an hour, what if..."
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"Let us worry about that, Wilson."
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"Yes, sir."
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"- How's the ulcer, Harry? - Pretty good. How's the hypertension?"
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"Hasn't bothered me in months."
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"Let's kick some ass."
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"This is it. The last bastion of pure capitalism left on earth."
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"Here in New York they trade everything, gold, silver, platinum,"
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"heating oil, propane, cocoa and sugar"
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"and, of course, frozen, concentrated orange juice."
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"The people on the phones are taking orders from brokers all over the world."
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"They're trading cotton over there. And that's the silver pit."
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"The Dukes' trader is going to be buying like crazy right from the opening."
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"We wait until he drives the price up?"
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"Right. I can't wait to see his face, when they broadcast that genuine crop report."
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"OJ trading opens at 9:00."
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"- Let's go kick some butt. - Let's go."
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"Hey, hey. The Dukes are trying to corner the market."
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"- They know something. - Let's get in on it."
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"200, taken."
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"Not yet, almost."
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"- 220 taken. - 209."
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"That's not right. How can the price be going down?"
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"Something's wrong. Where's Wilson?"
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"- Unless that crop report... - God help us."
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"I told you we shouldn't have committed everything, you asshole."
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"We've got to get Wilson and tell him to sell."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"the Secretary Of Agriculture."
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"We have concluded the following..."
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"...consumers can expect orange juice prices to fall..."
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"Wilson, for Christ's sake, sell."
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"Buy 'em."
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"Wilson, where are you going?"
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"You idiot. Get back in there at once and sell, sell."
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"- Five. - Yeah, 200."
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"Did you get that?"
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"Happy New Year."
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"- How'd you make out today? - How could you do this to us,"
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"Oh, see I made Louis a bet here."
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"Louis bet me that we couldn't get rich and put you in the poorhouse."
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"He didn't think we could do it. I won."
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"I lost."
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"- One dollar. - Thank you, Louis."
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"All accounts to be settled at the end of the day's trading, without exception."
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"You know perfectly well, we don't have $394 million in cash."
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"I'm sorry, boys. Put the Duke brothers' seats on the exchange up for sale at once."
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"as well as all personal holdings of Randolph and Mortimer Duke."
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"You can't sell our seats. A Duke has been on this exchange since it was founded."
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"We founded this exchange. It's ours."
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"It belongs to us."
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"We'd better call your brother an ambulance."
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"Fuck him! I want trading reopened, right now."
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"Get those brokers back in here. Turn those machines back on."
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"Turn those machines back on."
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"Where's Beeks? Where in hell is Beeks?"
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"- Beeks! - Yeah, I forgot all about that guy."
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"Wait a minute. There's two of them in that cage."
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"One gorilla, two gorillas. Big deal. Whole bunch is getting sent back to Africa."
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"What about lunch? The lobster or the cracked crab?"
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"- What do you think? - Can't we have both?"
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"Why not?"
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"- Dimitri. - Sir."
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"- Lobster and cracked crab for everyone. - Extra prima good, Mr Coleman, sir."
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"Feeling good, Louis."
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"- Morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Good morning."
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"- Morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Morning."
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"- Morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Morning."
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"- Morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Morning, Mr Winthorpe."
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"- Good morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Morning."
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"- Good morning, Mr Duke. - Morning, Mr Duke."
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"- Morning, Mr Duke. - Morning, Mr Duke."
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"- Mr Duke. - Good morning, Mr Duke."
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"When do we sell?"
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"How stupid these scientists are!"
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"I don't care about heredity versus environment."
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"I'm sick and tired of hearing it. I care how much we get for our pork bellies."
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"Winthorpe will sell at 76 and a quarter."
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"Patience, Mortimer. Let's see if Winthorpe's right."
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"Winthorpe's wrong. It's topped out. I say we sell now."
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"We won't get the order in."
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"We just made an extra $347,000."
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"Yes, I'm sure a lot of people went belly-up on that one."
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"Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Thank you very much."
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"Spare a poor war veteran some change? I'm on my knees for life."
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"I have no money to give you."
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"Please, anything."
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"Thanks! How'd you like a stump up your ass?"
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"- Stay outta here! - You've got a lot of soul. I appreciate it."
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"Listen to this."
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""Expect this stagnation to continue,"
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""until the Department Of Agriculture's"
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"They've given this genetics fellow"
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"the Nobel Prize. He doesn't know the first thing about human nature."
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"We're about to make millions of dollars in frozen orange juice"
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"Money isn't everything."
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"Mother always said you were greedy."
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