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Clips from Mr. Mayor - #PalmTreeReform (S01E01)

and I am not to blame.

"and I am not to blame."

Mr. Mayor

- Are you sure people are gonna understand that?

"- Are you sure people are gonna understand that?"

Mr. Mayor

- L.A. is a damn hellscape,

"- L.A. is a damn hellscape,"

Mr. Mayor

and I am not to blame.

"and I am not to blame."

Mr. Mayor

- What--see, those palm trees need to be maintained.

"- What--see, those palm trees need to be maintained."

Mr. Mayor

There's a lot going on.

"There's a lot going on."

Mr. Mayor

- Well, it is trending under "dad bod fail."

"- Well, it is trending under "dad bod fail.""

Mr. Mayor

What is her plan to rectify this?

"What is her plan to rectify this?"

Mr. Mayor

[knocking on door]

"[knocking on door]"

Mr. Mayor

That's what I wanna know. - Um, let me see.

"That's what I wanna know. - Um, let me see."

Mr. Mayor

- Sir, Victoria Santos from the Chamber of Commerce is calling.

"- Sir, Victoria Santos from the Chamber of Commerce is calling."

Mr. Mayor

- These palm trees are on city property.

"- These palm trees are on city property."

Mr. Mayor

- Ah, thank you. I should take this.

"- Ah, thank you. I should take this."

Mr. Mayor

So to everyone attacking me,

"So to everyone attacking me,"

Mr. Mayor

Ms. Santos.

"Ms. Santos."

Mr. Mayor

um, let's think.

"um, let's think."

Mr. Mayor

- Mr. Mayor, if you're gonna screw me like this,

"- Mr. Mayor, if you're gonna screw me like this,"

Mr. Mayor

Whose responsibility is this, really?

"Whose responsibility is this, really?"

Mr. Mayor

at least buy me dinner first.

"at least buy me dinner first."

Mr. Mayor

Uh--oh.

"Uh--oh."

Mr. Mayor

Then, get my husband out of the house

"Then, get my husband out of the house"

Mr. Mayor

If only someone from the Gregory community

"If only someone from the Gregory community"

Mr. Mayor

and put on a movie for my kids,

"and put on a movie for my kids,"

Mr. Mayor

worked for the city.

"worked for the city."

Mr. Mayor

- Is she talking about me?

"- Is she talking about me?"

Mr. Mayor

one they can all agree on,

"one they can all agree on,"

Mr. Mayor

- Oh, sarcasm.

"- Oh, sarcasm."

Mr. Mayor

so good luck with that.

"so good luck with that."

Mr. Mayor

- Vicki, if this is about the TikTok,

"- Vicki, if this is about the TikTok,"

Mr. Mayor

What the ancient Greeks called

"What the ancient Greeks called"

Mr. Mayor

I hate it too, but we do have a problem here.

"I hate it too, but we do have a problem here."

Mr. Mayor

"dígma orgizménu adrós estí,"

""dígma orgizménu adrós estí,""

Mr. Mayor

- Yeah, you're trying to take away our palm trees.

"- Yeah, you're trying to take away our palm trees."

Mr. Mayor

the bite of the sassy man.

"the bite of the sassy man."

Mr. Mayor

- No, no, no one's trying to take away--

"- No, no, no one's trying to take away--"

Mr. Mayor

[mischievous music]

"[mischievous music]"

Mr. Mayor

- Palm trees symbolize this city!

"- Palm trees symbolize this city!"

Mr. Mayor

- Give me a break, L.A.

"- Give me a break, L.A."

Mr. Mayor

We have countless local businesses

"We have countless local businesses"

Mr. Mayor

"♪"

Mr. Mayor

Hey, Tommy, how much do we spend

"Hey, Tommy, how much do we spend"

Mr. Mayor

with "palm" in their names.

"with "palm" in their names."

Mr. Mayor

to take care of the city's palm trees?

"to take care of the city's palm trees?"

Mr. Mayor

- Look, those trees are a menace,

"- Look, those trees are a menace,"

Mr. Mayor

but I have to pay $50 million a year

"but I have to pay $50 million a year"

Mr. Mayor

- Oh, uh--

"- Oh, uh--"

Mr. Mayor

to keep them here.

"to keep them here."

Mr. Mayor

- $50 million a year, sir.

"- $50 million a year, sir."

Mr. Mayor

So if your buddies want them,

"So if your buddies want them,"

Mr. Mayor

- 50? Do you have any idea

"- 50? Do you have any idea"

Mr. Mayor

they gotta pay to maintain them.

"they gotta pay to maintain them."

Mr. Mayor

how many miles of bus lane I could buy with that?

"how many miles of bus lane I could buy with that?"

Mr. Mayor

- They'll never go for that.

"- They'll never go for that."

Mr. Mayor

A bunch, I'll bet.

"A bunch, I'll bet."

Mr. Mayor

- Bring them in. Bring them all in.

"- Bring them in. Bring them all in."

Mr. Mayor

Let's have a meeting. - Your funeral.

"Let's have a meeting. - Your funeral."

Mr. Mayor

- Sir, I have been trying to call attention

"- Sir, I have been trying to call attention"

Mr. Mayor

- We'll be at the 18th hole of the Brentwood Country Club.

"- We'll be at the 18th hole of the Brentwood Country Club."

Mr. Mayor

to this topic for years!

"to this topic for years!"

Mr. Mayor

They're gonna use my ashes to make a golf ball,

"They're gonna use my ashes to make a golf ball,"

Mr. Mayor

Palm trees are not even supposed to be here.

"Palm trees are not even supposed to be here."

Mr. Mayor

Most of them were planted

"Most of them were planted"

Mr. Mayor

and Phil Mickelson's gonna hit a drive at sunset.

"and Phil Mickelson's gonna hit a drive at sunset."

Mr. Mayor

This will be nothing like that.

"This will be nothing like that."

Mr. Mayor

- Sir, somebody changed the password

"- Sir, somebody changed the password"

Mr. Mayor

to the city's TikTok account.

"to the city's TikTok account."

Mr. Mayor

- Where are you getting the costumes?

"- Where are you getting the costumes?"

Mr. Mayor

- Okay, there's no way that guy's

"- Okay, there's no way that guy's"

Mr. Mayor

actually gonna be a father.

"actually gonna be a father."

Mr. Mayor

- Wait, do you not believe Samanthee, a fellow woman?

"- Wait, do you not believe Samanthee, a fellow woman?"

Mr. Mayor

- Oh. - Hey.

"- Oh. - Hey."

Mr. Mayor

Do one of you guys have, like, a coat hanger?

"Do one of you guys have, like, a coat hanger?"

Mr. Mayor

Or hands?

"Or hands?"

Mr. Mayor

- So, Jayden, have you and Samanthee

"- So, Jayden, have you and Samanthee"

Mr. Mayor

discussed the, um, legalities of your situation?

"discussed the, um, legalities of your situation?"

Mr. Mayor

- Oh, well, I offered to marry her,

"- Oh, well, I offered to marry her,"

Mr. Mayor

obviously, but she didn't wanna--

"obviously, but she didn't wanna--"

Mr. Mayor

[off-key] ♪ Put a ring on it

"[off-key] ♪ Put a ring on it"

Mr. Mayor

- That is not how that song goes.

"- That is not how that song goes."

Mr. Mayor

- What song? Anyway,

"- What song? Anyway,"

Mr. Mayor

I'm fine with whatever she wants.

"I'm fine with whatever she wants."

Mr. Mayor

I'm just so psyched to be a dad,

"I'm just so psyched to be a dad,"

Mr. Mayor

you know, like my hero, my dad.

"you know, like my hero, my dad."

Mr. Mayor

- But there are some real things

"- But there are some real things"

Mr. Mayor

that you guys need to work out.

"that you guys need to work out."

Mr. Mayor

Like what about visitation?

"Like what about visitation?"

Mr. Mayor

Or, um, grandparents' rights to see the kid?

"Or, um, grandparents' rights to see the kid?"

Mr. Mayor

- Oh, my grandparents are either all dead or estranged.

"- Oh, my grandparents are either all dead or estranged."

Mr. Mayor

- No, he means your parents.

"- No, he means your parents."

Mr. Mayor

- My parents can see me whenever they want,

"- My parents can see me whenever they want,"

Mr. Mayor

just not together. - Oh, boy.

"just not together. - Oh, boy."

Mr. Mayor

Um, Jayden, you need to get a lawyer.

"Um, Jayden, you need to get a lawyer."

Mr. Mayor

- Okay, well, you're a lawyer, right?

"- Okay, well, you're a lawyer, right?"

Mr. Mayor

- Well, I-- - Yes!

"- Well, I-- - Yes!"

Mr. Mayor

Tommy would be happy to help

"Tommy would be happy to help"

Mr. Mayor

because maybe Samanthee could come by

"because maybe Samanthee could come by"

Mr. Mayor

and we could meet Samanthee.

"and we could meet Samanthee."

Mr. Mayor

Get a sense of her deal,

"Get a sense of her deal,"

Mr. Mayor

maybe play two truths and a lie.

"maybe play two truths and a lie."

Mr. Mayor

- Yes, that is a very good idea.

"- Yes, that is a very good idea."

Mr. Mayor

- Game night! I'll text Samanthee

"- Game night! I'll text Samanthee"

Mr. Mayor

and see if she can get time off from the hospital tonight.

"and see if she can get time off from the hospital tonight."

Mr. Mayor

She gives blood, like, every day.

"She gives blood, like, every day."

Mr. Mayor

[comical music]

"[comical music]"

Mr. Mayor

"♪"

Mr. Mayor

- Following up on the palm trees, sir.

"- Following up on the palm trees, sir."

Mr. Mayor

I found a guy who's willing to donate axes to the homeless.

"I found a guy who's willing to donate axes to the homeless."

Mr. Mayor

And I've got the perfect native replacement flora, milkweed!

"And I've got the perfect native replacement flora, milkweed!"

Mr. Mayor

Boy, oh, boy, do wasps love it.

"Boy, oh, boy, do wasps love it."

Mr. Mayor

"♪"

Mr. Mayor

- [clears throat]

"- [clears throat]"

Mr. Mayor

- Hey,

"- Hey,"

Mr. Mayor

let me ask you a question.

"let me ask you a question."

Mr. Mayor

How do I not invite somebody to something

"How do I not invite somebody to something"

Mr. Mayor

without them finding out?

"without them finding out?"

Mr. Mayor

- You don't. You have to invite everyone.

"- You don't. You have to invite everyone."

Mr. Mayor

We do tons of workshops in school about this.

"We do tons of workshops in school about this."

Mr. Mayor

- School is teaching you that?

"- School is teaching you that?"

Mr. Mayor

- Exclusion is a form of relational aggression.

"- Exclusion is a form of relational aggression."

Mr. Mayor

- Oh, come on.

"- Oh, come on."

Mr. Mayor

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