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Clips from Mr. Mayor - #PalmTreeReform (S01E01)

"for the 1932 Olympics to trick people"
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"."
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"into thinking L.A. wasn't a waterless scorpion graveyard."
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"- So palm trees are expensive, dangerous,"
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"and they shouldn't be here in the first place."
Mr. Mayor
"[funky music] - It's "Mayor Chat""
Mr. Mayor
"- Like an NFL franchise, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"with your hosts, Chet Danville"
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"and Grover Sepulveda."
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"They get tax breaks to build a $5 billion stadium,"
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"- It's 4:00 a.m., Monday morning."
Mr. Mayor
"but we can't afford housing for the homeless?"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm Chet Danville."
Mr. Mayor
"Wait."
Mr. Mayor
"Grover Sepulveda died in 2003."
Mr. Mayor
"What was I furious about before?"
Mr. Mayor
"Joining us today to talk about his push"
Mr. Mayor
"Eh, it was good. - Palm trees, Arpi."
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"for dedicated bus lanes,"
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"- Yes! Here's what we do."
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"the 43rd mayor of L.A., the Honorable Neil Bremer."
Mr. Mayor
"- Thanks, Chet. Why is this live?"
Mr. Mayor
"Hire the homeless to cut down all the palm trees"
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"and dump them in the stadium."
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"- Also joining us is the 42nd mayor of L.A.,"
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"- We're not chopping them down,"
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"Victor Delgado."
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"but the city should be able to share the cost."
Mr. Mayor
"- My God. I didn't recognize you."
Mr. Mayor
"I--I thought you were an animal expert or something."
Mr. Mayor
"- Wow. Bold stand, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm being sarcastic,"
Mr. Mayor
"- No, more like Princess is an expert on me."
Mr. Mayor
"but not when I said I'm being sarcastic."
Mr. Mayor
"- So what have you been doing since you left office, Vic?"
Mr. Mayor
"That was dead serious. - All right."
Mr. Mayor
"- Self-care, Chet. I've been meditating."
Mr. Mayor
"Good morning."
Mr. Mayor
"I took a Zoom break, so I wanted to come on"
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"New agenda item--palm trees."
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"- Can we replace them all with signs that say"
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"and let all my fellow Angelenos know"
Mr. Mayor
""we are the virus"? - Okay."
Mr. Mayor
"that Victor Delgado is..."
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"First on the agenda,"
Mr. Mayor
"almost back to normal."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, that's so good to hear."
Mr. Mayor
"someone wrote "Jayden's big announcement" on here."
Mr. Mayor
"- I'm gonna be a father!"
Mr. Mayor
"You served during such a difficult time."
Mr. Mayor
"- [harshly] Oh, did I?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, you mean like a Catholic priest?"
Mr. Mayor
"Thanks, 'cause I forgot"
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, that makes sense. - Oh, now I get it."
Mr. Mayor
"about when that lady in Playa del Rey shot me"
Mr. Mayor
"Celibacy. - No!"
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"with a BB gun for handing out masks."
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"I mean a daddy of a baby! [laughs]"
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"- Oh."
Mr. Mayor
"The last time I was on this show,"
Mr. Mayor
"I was begging people not to drink bleach!"
Mr. Mayor
"Wow. Uh..."
Mr. Mayor
"who's the lucky-- well, the lady?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Or do drink it, but in moderation."
Mr. Mayor
"- We met at L.A. Comic-Con."
Mr. Mayor
"- I know it's a tough job, but--"
Mr. Mayor
"She was working the DC booth dressed as Talia al Ghul."
Mr. Mayor
"- Do you? What have you done?"
Mr. Mayor
"I was in my Aquaman costume,"
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"A straw ban and some scooter helmets?"
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"so the allure of the forbidden was in the air."
Mr. Mayor
"- And eventually, a bus lane."
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"- Well, uh, Jayden, this is wonderful news."
Mr. Mayor
"And that's cool!"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm sure that...Samanthee?"
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"Rock bands ride in buses."
Mr. Mayor
"Samanthee will make a terrific mom."
Mr. Mayor
"- Uh-huh, and how are you gonna pay for that?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Yeah! Totally!"
Mr. Mayor
"The city's broke."
Mr. Mayor
"She already has all her makeup tattooed on"
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"so she won't have to waste any mommy time on that."
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"- Chet, I-I think your viewers--"
Mr. Mayor
"- Viewer, singular. Helen got Netflix."
Mr. Mayor
"[cackles] Also,"
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"- Uh, my point is that"
Mr. Mayor
"you're all invited to the baby shower this afternoon."
Mr. Mayor
"the bus lane will get paid for."
Mr. Mayor
"I don't wanna impose a gender, so the cake will be gray."
Mr. Mayor
"If anyone knows how to work a budget, it is me, Neil--"
Mr. Mayor
"- Okay, moving on. Item two,"
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"- It's now 4:02 and that means we're out of time."
Mr. Mayor
""everyone hugs Jayden"?"
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"Thanks for watching, Steve. Up next, static."
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"- Absolutely not. - No, we're not doing that."
Mr. Mayor
"[bright music]"
Mr. Mayor
"- You always leave a stain on my shirt."
Mr. Mayor
"- There's only one thing I like less than workplace hugs,"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"[elevator dings]"
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"and that's not following the agenda."
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"♪"
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"- Hey."
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"- What are you doing here?"
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"."
Mr. Mayor
"- School's closed. - Closed? For what?"
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"[Lil Massive's "Renegade" playing]"
Mr. Mayor
"- There was an accident."
Mr. Mayor
"- ♪ Renegade, renegade, renegade ♪"
Mr. Mayor
"- ♪ Let's go"
Mr. Mayor
"Did you not see the official school TikTok?"
Mr. Mayor
"♪ Go, go, go, go, go"
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"Some palm tree branches fell and knocked a girl unconscious."
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"♪ Ooh, go, go, go"
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"- ♪ Down south, hood baby"
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"♪ Yeah, go, go, go"
Mr. Mayor
"♪ Hood baby make all the girls go crazy ♪"
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"♪ Go, go, go"
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"- L.A. is a damn hellscape,"
Mr. Mayor
"-This is how they disseminate important information?"
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