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Clips from Rick and Morty - Pickle Rick (S03E03)

No, my father has never turned himself into a pickle before.

"No, my father has never turned himself into a pickle before."

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He's unpredictable and eccentric.

"He's unpredictable and eccentric."

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The whole family is. Speaking of which...

"The whole family is. Speaking of which..."

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and let me ask this.

"and let me ask this."

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Why do we think Grandpa turned himself into a pickle?

"Why do we think Grandpa turned himself into a pickle?"

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[ Sighs ]

"[ Sighs ]"

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Wow. Ugh!

"Wow. Ugh!"

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Hey, listen, I know this is your world not mine.

"Hey, listen, I know this is your world not mine."

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You are one driven rat.

"You are one driven rat."

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Yes, yes, yes!

"Yes, yes, yes!"

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[ Grunting ]

"[ Grunting ]"

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I said his work is important.

"I said his work is important."

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And she's saying what's important is

"And she's saying what's important is"

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that Grandpa lied to you to get out of coming here.

"that Grandpa lied to you to get out of coming here."

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Let's do an experiment here.

"Let's do an experiment here."

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I get the impression this family values science.

"I get the impression this family values science."

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So raise your hand if you feel certain

"So raise your hand if you feel certain"

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the syringe does not contain anti-pickle serum.

"the syringe does not contain anti-pickle serum."

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Beth, your hand did a little thing there.

"Beth, your hand did a little thing there."

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Do you really not see what's happening here?

"Do you really not see what's happening here?"

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by the way, racist name --

"by the way, racist name --"

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obviously, Morty and Summer are seizing on your

"obviously, Morty and Summer are seizing on your"

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Oh, I think this pickle incident

"Oh, I think this pickle incident"

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I think it's possible that you and your father

"I think it's possible that you and your father"

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have a very specific dynamic.

"have a very specific dynamic."

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I think it may punish them.

"I think it may punish them."

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I think it's possible that dynamic eroded your marriage,

"I think it's possible that dynamic eroded your marriage,"

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and is infecting your kids with a tendency

"and is infecting your kids with a tendency"

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to misdirect their feelings.

"to misdirect their feelings."

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-Mom! -Mom!

"-Mom! -Mom!"

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By the way, you might notice that in spite of

"By the way, you might notice that in spite of"

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your numerous distinctive features,

"your numerous distinctive features,"

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[growls] I never gave you a name like Scar or Stripe or Goliath.

"[growls] I never gave you a name like Scar or Stripe or Goliath."

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You were special to rats. Now they're dead.

"You were special to rats. Now they're dead."

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Pickle Rick!

"Pickle Rick!"

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[ Grunting ]

"[ Grunting ]"

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[ Sighs ]

"[ Sighs ]"

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[ Elevator dings ]

"[ Elevator dings ]"

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Just need to find the nearest exit.

"Just need to find the nearest exit."

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[ Shouting in Russian ]

"[ Shouting in Russian ]"

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Whoa!

"Whoa!"

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What is it?

"What is it?"

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[ Russian accent ] It says it's a scientist.

"[ Russian accent ] It says it's a scientist."

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It seems to be using the air ducts

"It seems to be using the air ducts"

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and the mail tubes to get around.

"and the mail tubes to get around."

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It's been gathering office supplies, we think,

"It's been gathering office supplies, we think,"

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But look what it did on the mezzanine.

"But look what it did on the mezzanine."

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Whatever this thing is, it's shaming us.

"Whatever this thing is, it's shaming us."

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We have 34 armed guards, and we can't kill a pickle?

"We have 34 armed guards, and we can't kill a pickle?"

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Your mere presence in this building

"Your mere presence in this building"

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violates international law.

"violates international law."

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You should know those men killed themselves.

"You should know those men killed themselves."

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Solen'ya.

"Solen'ya."

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you fucking children!

"you fucking children!"

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Some of my men are calling you "Solen'ya" --

"Some of my men are calling you "Solen'ya" --"

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the Pickle Man, an old wives tale.

"the Pickle Man, an old wives tale."

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to steal the dreams of wasteful children.

"to steal the dreams of wasteful children."

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That'd be a lucky break for you.

"That'd be a lucky break for you."

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[ Both scream ]

"[ Both scream ]"

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-Ah. -Ah.

"-Ah. -Ah."

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doesn't care about your children.

"doesn't care about your children."

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[ Screaming ]

"[ Screaming ]"

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Solen'ya! He's coming!

"Solen'ya! He's coming!"

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It's because I threw half-way my sandwich!

"It's because I threw half-way my sandwich!"

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He's a monster.

"He's a monster."

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He's not the only one.

"He's not the only one."

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[ Beep ]

"[ Beep ]"

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Or you can kill a pickle for me and earn your freedom.

"Or you can kill a pickle for me and earn your freedom."

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Our country is a prison.

"Our country is a prison."

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Perhaps I could arrange her escape, as well.

"Perhaps I could arrange her escape, as well."

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What do you think is in the syringe, Beth?

"What do you think is in the syringe, Beth?"

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You're the one that costs $200 an hour. You tell me.

"You're the one that costs $200 an hour. You tell me."

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Your kids think it might be anti-pickle serum.

"Your kids think it might be anti-pickle serum."

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My kids pee their desks and suck on unbaked vases.

"My kids pee their desks and suck on unbaked vases."

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That's the point of pottery-enamel huffing, Summer.

"That's the point of pottery-enamel huffing, Summer."

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"I'm angry at mommy" out loud.

""I'm angry at mommy" out loud."

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Oh, my God! Oh, there --

"Oh, my God! Oh, there --"

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there's pictures of people eating poop in there!

"there's pictures of people eating poop in there!"

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It's not my job to take sides or pass judgment.

"It's not my job to take sides or pass judgment."

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Do you think when your father asks for that syringe,

"Do you think when your father asks for that syringe,"

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you could ask him-- He won't have to ask for it, okay?

"you could ask him-- He won't have to ask for it, okay?"

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He won't need it.

"He won't need it."

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You admire him for that.

"You admire him for that."

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It's better than making your problems

"It's better than making your problems"

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but killing you gets me to her quicker

"but killing you gets me to her quicker"

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I never bullshit, Pickle Man.

"I never bullshit, Pickle Man."

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and I have never died.

"and I have never died."

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That will be your downfall, Jaguar,

"That will be your downfall, Jaguar,"

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[ Gunfire ]

"[ Gunfire ]"

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Jaguar?!

"Jaguar?!"

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Do it.

"Do it."

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Okay, you win, Pickle Man.

"Okay, you win, Pickle Man."

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I'm unsealing the building.

"I'm unsealing the building."

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No, thanks. I'm coming for you now.

"No, thanks. I'm coming for you now."

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in a safe on level two.

"in a safe on level two."

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I'll give you the combination.

"I'll give you the combination."

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That money belongs to the people.

"That money belongs to the people."

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Shut up and call me a helicopter, you prick!

"Shut up and call me a helicopter, you prick!"

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Do we have a deal?!

"Do we have a deal?!"

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Take that money, give it to Jaguar's daughter

"Take that money, give it to Jaguar's daughter"

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Or I'll be visiting you.

"Or I'll be visiting you."

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Huh, so you're a liar.

"Huh, so you're a liar."

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You're an intelligent pickle.

"You're an intelligent pickle."

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-Is the helicopter here? -Yes.

"-Is the helicopter here? -Yes."

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And the police are on the way.

"And the police are on the way."

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What do we tell them?

"What do we tell them?"

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Tell them we were robbed.

"Tell them we were robbed."

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I'm right here!

"I'm right here!"

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Well, my daughter is about five away,

"Well, my daughter is about five away,"

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and I've got about eight to live.

"and I've got about eight to live."

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Pickle Man, it's too late for me to tell my daughter

"Pickle Man, it's too late for me to tell my daughter"

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I love her, but not for you.

"I love her, but not for you."

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Oh, well, uh, she knows.

"Oh, well, uh, she knows."

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I mean, we don't really buy into that kind of crap,

"I mean, we don't really buy into that kind of crap,"

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of familiarity over time, my access to infinite timelines

"of familiarity over time, my access to infinite timelines"

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precludes the necessity of attachment.

"precludes the necessity of attachment."

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In fact, I even abandoned one of my infinite daughters

"In fact, I even abandoned one of my infinite daughters"

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in an alternate version of earth

"in an alternate version of earth"

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that was taken over by mutants.

"that was taken over by mutants."

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Huh? Uh, no. No, nope, sorry about that.

"Huh? Uh, no. No, nope, sorry about that."

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