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Clips from Rick and Morty - Pickle Rick (S03E03)

"Nope, just me."
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"Yeesh!"
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"I..."
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"am..."
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"that my kids will get expelled."
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"Good. Summer, you go."
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"I am mad..."
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"that I can't huff enamel"
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"I hope to be seen one day"
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"as someone that just likes getting high."
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"Good job."
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"I am sad..."
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"that I peed."
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"I'm sad that I peed in class instead of a toilet."
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"Look at this family go. You guys are pros."
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"What do you guys think about doing this once a week?"
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"Ugh."
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"You must be Rick. Mm-hmm."
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"I've heard a lot about you today."
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"happen to have that syringe in your purse?"
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"I would like you to tell me what's in the syringe."
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"And, uh, I've sustained a lot of damage."
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"I'm pretty close to death, which the serum will prevent."
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"By changing you from a pickle to a human."
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"Yes."
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"Rick, why did you lie to your daughter?"
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"So I wouldn't have to come here."
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"Because I invent, transform, create, and destroy"
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"for a living, and when I don't like something"
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"about the world, I change it."
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"And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall"
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"explain which words mean which feelings"
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"has ever helped anyone do anything."
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"and stop panicking, which is a state of mind"
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"[burps] we value in the animals we eat,"
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"but not something I want for myself."
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"I'm a pickle -- when I feel like it."
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"So...you asked."
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"Rick, the only connection between"
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"your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness"
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"destroying your family is that everyone in your family,"
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"you included, use intelligence to justify sickness."
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"as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse."
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"truly unapproachable concept for you"
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"is that it's your mind within your control."
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"You chose to come here, you chose to talk"
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"to belittle my vocation, just as you chose to become a pickle."
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"You are the master of your universe,"
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"and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces."
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"Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand."
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"I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless"
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"by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth"
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"and wipe my ass."
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"Because the thing about repairing,"
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"It's just work."
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"And the bottom line is,"
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"some people are okay going to work, and some people..."
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"Each of us gets to choose."
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"and hope to hear from you again."
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"And if you have any friends or family that eat poop"
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"and would like to stop, give them my number."
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"I'm sorry I lied to get out of the thing."
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"Oh, it's fine."
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"I mean, thank you, and, yeah, you shouldn't."
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"But I hope you know that's not what"
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"that session was supposed to be."
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"She huffed enamel, and we never even talked about it."
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"Well, there was so much more at stake."
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"I mean, that shrink, what a monologuist."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. You must be in agony."
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"Eh."
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"[ Coughing ]"
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"Jesus."
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"Jesus Christ. Therapists, man."
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"Man, I missed having hands..."
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"and blood and a stomach."
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"We should get a drink."
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"Absolutely."
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"Yeah, either one. Either one."
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"Rick: You'll never get away with this, Concerto."
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"This shall be my greatest performance of all time!"
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"This is it, Morty. We're goners."
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"We're not getting out of this one."
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"this is how we're gonna die."
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"Make peace with your god."
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"That, Morty, is why you don't go to therapy."
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"Flip the pickle over."
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"I'm a pickle."
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"But, I mean, you know, your mom could put me"
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"[ Car engine starts ] It's really important,"
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"Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"So hot."
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"Oh, God, the moisture -- dial it back, God."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Oh!"
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"Aah!"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Say, where did my family get off to? [ Chuckles ]"
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"Don't worry, he died doing what he loved, being a dumb fucking rat."
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"♪♪"
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"Raise your hand if you know for certain"
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"I guess it was me you should have impressed."
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"And how is that?"
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"They didn't [belches] let me out."
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"And I'm not gonna take their dreams."
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"He's just a pickle!"
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"She lives, Jaguar."
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"I never said I was angry at you."
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"[ Whirring ]"
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"Pickle Man, you should know this isn't personal!"
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"than your derivative bullshit."
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"This can only end with one of us dead,"
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"Farewell, Solen'ya."
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"Morty, do you have an "I" statement?"
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"Dad..."
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"It's a serum that I need to, uh, to stay alive."
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"I have had a rough day."
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