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Clips from Rick and Morty - Pickle Rick (S03E03)

"Morty! -Rick?"
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"-Hey, Morty?! -Rick?"
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"Morty?"
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"Come on, flip the pickle, Morty."
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"You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge."
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"W-what are you just staring at me for, bro."
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"is this the first part of some magic trick?"
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"One takes brains, the other takes dark eye liner."
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"Well, can you move? Can you fly?"
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"All right, well, do pickles live forever or --"
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"The reason anyone would do this is, if they could,"
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"Morty, we have to get going, or we're gonna be late."
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"that was set a week ago and agreed upon by everyone,"
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"Geez, oh, man. I'm a pickle."
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"I hope my lack of fingers doesn't prevent"
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"Can't you just turn yourself back into a human?"
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"Great question, Summer."
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"I did this to challenge myself."
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"before I'm able to figure out how to return to human form."
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"a pair of scissors attached to a timer?"
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"Enough. Kids, it's time to go. We don't want to be late."
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"Well, I mean, you don't want to get pierced by a needle"
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"full of liquid unrelated to your situation."
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"Can't argue with that."
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"Great. We'll see you later."
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"It's for something else. [ Car doors open, close ]"
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"so don't break it."
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"Okay, I may have fucked up here."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Dup, ap, ap, pap, ut, dah, pap, pap, pap, pah."
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"[ Meows ]"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! I know what it looks like"
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"I'm a pickle, I'm a pickle!"
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"Perpendicular, perpendicular!"
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"Oh, shit!"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Yes!"
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"Yeah, and what's courageous about eating a hot dog?"
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"It's nobody's choice to be here, you knobs."
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"[ Door opens ] Oh, the Smith family,"
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"minus a dad."
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"Temporarily -- by order of the school."
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"Uh, me, neither."
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"He's a scientist."
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"The kind that wasn't designed to attack or hurt you in any way."
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"Okay, let's open things up to the whole family,"
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"[ Sawing ]"
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"The sooner I can get out, the sooner I can go back"
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"to taking big craps, and you can go back to subsisting on them."
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"Could you be a little more driven?"
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"To the right."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, was this your friend?"
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"[ Snarling, screeching ]"
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"[ Rats squealing ]"
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"I didn't say my father is perfect,"
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"Oh, he did not!"
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"you know what was in the syringe."
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"around what was supposed to be their therapy."
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"is a better path than any other"
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"to the heart of your family's dysfunction."
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"I don't think it's one"
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"that rewards emotion or vulnerability."
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"That's because, to me, you aren't special."
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"God damn it, I love myself."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Get that parkour!"
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"[ All gasp ] Hey, it's cool."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! No need to freak out."
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"[ Panting ]"
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"[ Alarm blaring ]"
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"[ Russian accent ] A pickle? A rat? Both."
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"It transferred a bottle from the trash to the recycling bin."
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"32 armed guards."
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"Put him on, and locate the phone he's using."
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"Rick: Hi, um, can you, uh, [belches] please let me out."
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"I couldn't let you out even if you hadn't killed two men."
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"Shut your mouth and do your jobs,"
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"Uh, is this not a good time or...?"
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"He crawls from bowls of cold soup"
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"Aaah!"
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"[ Russian accent ] We got him."
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"Rick: Because this pickle"
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"You can stay, dead to the world and die in this room."
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"There is no freedom while you're leader breathes."
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"Then Catarina is a prisoner."
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"-Anti-pickle serum. -It's anti-pickle serum."
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"They're just angry at me for divorcing their father."
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"You do it so you don't have to say"
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"He'll just make more."
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"He doesn't need anything from anyone."
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"other people's problems."
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"You should know that isn't original."
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"They have my daughter."
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"There's nothing I won't do to see her again."
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"Yeah, there's lots I wouldn't do to see my daughter,"
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"when you set her free."
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"We can do business."
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"Ooh! Aah!"
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"[ Helicopter blades whirring ]"
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"♪♪"
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"This helicopter will be shot down in seven minutes."
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"to the extent that love is an expression"
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"Okay. Good luck with that."
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"Wait. Do I have infinite daughters?"
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"Your family is crazy about you."
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"Why didn't you want to come here?"
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"Because I don't respect therapy, because I'm a scientist."
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"to listen to some agent of averageness"
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"I think it's helped a lot of people get comfortable"
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"You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind"
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"I'm going to give you guys my card"
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"I, um..."
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"I -- I shouldn't lie to you."
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"and Summer snorting glue or whatever..."
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"Are we gonna go back?"
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"Oh, my God, yes! Dad, it's in my purse."
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"[ Coughs ]"
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