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Clips from Rick and Morty - Pickle Rick (S03E03)

"Really? Like, go somewhere?"
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"Yeah, let's drop the kids off and go tie one on."
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"I -- I liked her."
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"So what are you thinking, like, Smokey's Tavern?"
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"That is where you're mistaken, Mr. Sanchez."
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"[ Plays "Moonlight Sonata" ]"
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"After everything we've been through,"
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"Jaguar!"
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"Rick: Morty?!"
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"Are you far away, or are you inside something?"
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"Is this a camera?"
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"Is everything a camera?"
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"Rick: Morty, the garage, Morty."
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"Come to the garage!"
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"Rick? W-where are you?"
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"On my work bench, Morty."
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"Are you invisible and you're gonna, like, fart on me?"
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"What, I'm gonna touch it,"
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"and you're gonna tell me it's an alien dick or something."
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"I turned myself into a pickle, Morty!"
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"Boom! Big reveal -- I'm a pickle."
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"I turned myself into a pickle!"
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"I turned myself into a pickle, Morty!"
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"And? And?"
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"What more do you want tacked on to this?"
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"I turned myself into a pickle, and 9/11 was an inside job."
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"Global acts of terrorism happen every day."
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"Uh, here's something that's never happened before --"
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"I'm Pickle Rick!"
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"♪♪"
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"Are you going to, I mean, you know,"
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"I don't do magic, Morty, I do science."
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"I wouldn't be much of a pickle if I could."
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"Morty, stop digging for hidden layers and just be impressed."
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"I'm a pickle. I-I'm just trying"
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"to figure out why you would do this --"
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"why anyone would do this."
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"which they can't, would be because they could,"
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"which they can't. [ Door opens ]"
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"Where's your grandpa? Right here, sweetie."
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"I'm a pickle! What?!"
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"Why would you -- ugh!"
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"Look, we're running late. We have to go."
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"Where are you guys going?"
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"We have an appointment downtown"
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"including you."
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"Oh, my God. Beth, oh, it totally slipped my mind."
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"Rick, did you do this on purpose to get out of family counseling?"
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"I understand Morty's suspicion."
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"I've misled him before."
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"Morty, I assure you, I would never find a way"
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"to get out of family therapy."
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"the perception of my air quotes."
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"The unfortunate answer is"
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"And it could take hours or even days"
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"in a purse or a pocket, you know,"
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"if she really needs me to go."
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"Nobody needs anything. Okay, it's fine."
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"how to stop being a pickle, okay?"
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"Hey, Rick, why is there a syringe of mysterious fluid"
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"hanging directly over you?"
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"Also, why is the string attached to it running through"
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"And why is the time set to 10 minutes from now,"
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"exactly when we would have left for therapy?"
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"Well, Morty, if you know must know,"
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"the syringe is completely unrelated to this discussion,"
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"and, therefore, it does not warrant further explanation."
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"W-w-what are you doing there, Beth?"
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"What are you doing there, sweetie?"
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"How's that gonna help?"
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"T-t-tah, tah."
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"[ Blowing raspberries ]"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"[ Clicking tongue ]"
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"Stupid cat."
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"[ Sniffs, yowls ]"
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"to you, Izzy, but I'm not a snake!"
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"I've seen the YouTube videos, I know cats are scared"
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"of cucumbers and pickles because they think they're snakes."
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"[ Hisses ] I'm not a snake!"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Oh, crap, that sun is bright."
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"Okay, come on."
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"This can't really be the way I go out."
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"This is the mega-genius equivalent"
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"of dying on the toilet."
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"This is how I'm gonna die."
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"[ Thunder rumbles ]"
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"Oh, God, moisture."
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"Dial it back a little bit here!"
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"[ Gasping ]"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Come on. That's it."
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"Come get this delicious brine."
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"[ Squeals ] [ Grunts ]"
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"[ Muffled ] Come on! Come on, mother-fucker"
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"Come on!"
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"[ Panting ]"
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"How is this even family therapy"
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"if Dad's not invited and Grandpa won't come?"
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"The family was told to get counseling by your principal,"
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"even though it's not the family that was"
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"huffing pottery glaze in the art room"
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"and desk wetting in history class."
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"You're patients of Dr. Wong, too?"
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"Me too. How long have you all been eating poop?"
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"We...have never..."
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"eaten poop."
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"Smith family, I'm Dr. Wong."
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"Come on in."
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"He got wrapped up in an experiment."
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"Like, legit, like on a an inter-galactic,"
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"sci-fi level. His work is very --"
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"He turned himself into a pickle."
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"Morty, Mom's talking. I'm sorry."
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"I suppose that's a good segue"
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"into our little discipline cases here."
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"Does Grandpa turn himself into a pickle a lot?"
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"What?! No! What kind of question is that?"
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"Oh, Jesus Christ, one of these."
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