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Clips from Silicon Valley - Meinertzhagen's Haversack (S03E03)

"I will contact him and we'll have"
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"a frank discussion about this."
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"Great. I really appreciate you hearing me out on this."
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"Oh?"
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"What?"
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"You are here. Now."
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"What Richard means is he would prefer"
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"Yes, because the other interpretation makes no sense."
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"Jack, Laurie Bream on line one."
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"Guys. Guys, it's happening. It's happening."
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"Okay. Drop the hammer, Laurie Bream."
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"What are you doing? He's going to see you looking."
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"- Whose fucking fault is that, okay? - It's not my... Shh!"
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"What's happening? What's happening?"
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"Oh, man. Barker's pissed."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Like a nine, nine and a half."
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"He doesn't know. I could be hungry."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"You wanted to see me, chief?"
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"Oh."
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"Yeah. Okay."
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"So, guess who I just got off the phone with."
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"- Laurie Bream. - Laurie... Bream. From Raviga?"
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"Exactly. She was pretty adamant"
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"that the whole box project here at Pied Piper was..."
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"woefully misguided."
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"Whoa. Strong words. Wow."
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"in favor of the consumer platform version of Pied Piper"
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"which I believe you and your guys were bucking for."
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"Oh, I don't know about "bucking,""
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"- Laurie Bream is the investor. - Yeah."
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"She is the investor."
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"go-to-market strategy"
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"So... yeah. We should probably get started on that."
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"No, we shouldn't, Richard."
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"We're not building the platform."
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"We're building a box."
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"Okay, but..."
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"didn't Laurie say that she wanted the platform?"
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"that if Pied Piper was going to build a platform,"
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"she would have to fire me."
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"Uh, what did she say?"
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"She said she was not interested in doing that at this time."
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"And did she say anything after that?"
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"So, let's get it done."
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"Okay."
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"Yup."
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"One more thing, Richard."
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"If you're going to shoot the king,"
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"you better be goddamn sure you kill him."
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"Did you just say... "Yar"?"
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"No."
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"Let the rats run in their maze."
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"We chose this. This is our destiny."
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"- Did you say something? - Of course."
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"If it's more popcorn, tell 'em we're at capacity."
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"It's a guy from "Men in Black.""
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"- I'm supposed to give you this. - Pappy Van Winkle."
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"Now we're talking. I'll take it."
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"I respect your skills."
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"She was supposed to talk Barker out of making the box."
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"What the fuck happened?"
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"- Richard. - What?"
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"I was on the call, okay? She tried, he said no."
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"- Well, then she should fire him. - She can't fire him."
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"Why not? She fired me."
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"Firing a young CEO and installing a much more experienced one"
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"looks like leadership."
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"Firing two CEOs in a month looks like chaos."
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"Richard, look, I'm sorry,"
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"but I think the box is here to stay."
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"Okay? Laurie's gonna have to pretend to be in favor of it."
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"She'll probably issue press releases"
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"talking about how it's the best application of your visionary technology."
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"Is there nothing that we can say to Laurie to change her mind?"
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"If I could control Laurie,"
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"out my office door at that monstrosity?"
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"Jeez, Monica, he's not that bad."
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"I mean, he's a little ugly, I guess."
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"Oh, the question mark. Sorry."
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"Mr. Gilfoyle. We're ready for you."
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"Again?"
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"Good to see you again, buddy. Why don't you have a seat?"
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"because you're a full-stack engineer."
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"We already paid someone else for the missing piece of middle-out."
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"- Nope. - Well, I'm sure you at least recognize"
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"Okay. So, Endframe has our entire prediction loop,"
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"down to the last fucking semicolon."
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"So, while we are busy building Barker's box,"
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"Endframe is beating us to market with a platform."
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"So, basically, we are a fucking mediocre appliance company."
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"At least we'll make a little money doing it."
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"Oh, great. So, you can go back to the car wash and buy some more chains."
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"Wait. Are you not wearing it?"
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"- because I was fucking with you? - No."
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"Bullshit."
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"You flinched. Now the pain will never end."
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"I'm sorry to say it, but Gilfoyle's right."
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"Django?"
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"Unchained."
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"Great. Now even fucking Jared is busting my balls."
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"I am. I'm... I'm busting your balls."
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"for it anyway, I'm just going to wear it."
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"Okay, Jared. Congratulations, by the way,"
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"but we have our own balls to worry about, all right?"
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"What choice do we have? Barker is the CEO."
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"Richard, unfortunately, in this case I think we have to roll over and take it."
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"Or do we?"
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"- Erlich, you have something to say? - Richard..."
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"when George Washington founded a little startup"
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"we've come to know as these United States of America,"
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"and he was tired of getting shit from his CEO, the King of England,"
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"did he just roll over and take it from behind?"
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"No. He called on his ride-or-die homeboys,"
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"and Alex Hamilton... who was half-black, so that's Dinesh."
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"I'm not half-black."
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"let's build this country the way we motherfucking want to.""
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"And so, Richard, if we want to build the platform,"
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"build the platform."
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"That was underwhelming."
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