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Clips from Silicon Valley - Meinertzhagen's Haversack (S03E03)
"Okay. Let me show you the next location"
Silicon Valley
"- in which we would install... - Actually, you know what?"
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"Sorry. No offense, but once you see one space in a rack,"
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"you've kind of seen them all."
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"That's what I used to think..."
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"until I saw them all."
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"- Our desks? - What?"
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"This is where we would install"
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"a Pied Piper engineer."
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"Sorry. Why, exactly, would we need to be here?"
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"Your sales representative promised 24-hour-a-day, on-site maintenance..."
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"at least for the first year."
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"So, one of us would have to be down here"
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"Even at night?"
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"- Almost right now. - Yeah, right now even."
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"Okay. There are 16 stairwells."
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"Which one would you like to see first?"
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"- Oh! - You see these fucking mole people?"
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"Hey, where did John go?"
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"Oh shit. Did he go in a room?"
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"No. Uh... probably around here."
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"Hey, John?"
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"- John! - Oh shit."
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"We can't take my algorithm"
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"and put it in a box and bury it at Maleant."
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"- We just can't. - I think this thing is dead."
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"Jack, look, I have no doubt"
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"that your guys can sell a box"
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"and an appliance may be a good short-term play,"
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"but in the long term, we need to be building"
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"- our full-time platform. - Gloria!"
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"Could you call the fish guy and see what kind of warranty"
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"we have one these things? I think one of them is dead."
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"Jack, please."
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"- we would discuss this. - Okay, let's discuss it."
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"Take a look at the Conjoined Triangles of Success."
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"Now, what do those two triangles make together?"
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"- A square? - A box. They make a box."
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"But I was only referring to the serendipity of the coincidence."
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"Look, if we build you the box,"
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"will you promise to let us build the platform when it's done?"
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"We'll think about then then."
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"All right, then."
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"What do you... What do you mean? What are you doing?"
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"Just like that? How... How can you do that?"
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"By saying the words "I" and "quit""
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"in conjunction together... i.e., I quit."
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"I'll just fish it out of the trash later."
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"'cause if you quit now,"
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"you're gonna lose all your shares."
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"And what if Barker changes his mind and lets us build the platform?"
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"And the odds of that are?"
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"Oh."
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"Already? Recruiters move fast these days."
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"More recruiter swag?"
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"You got an Oculus?"
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"- Yup. - That's a hoverboard?"
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"How many meetings are you taking?"
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"- What are you doing? - Eating popcorn."
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"- That's my popcorn. - You have seven tubs of it."
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"You could be the mayor of Popcornopolis."
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"Don't eat the caramel. You can have the cheese or the plain."
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"No. Whoa, whoa, hold on."
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"Just kind of throw it on every now and then."
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"None of that is true."
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"I've been working hard. I'm making money for the first time."
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"I was like... buy myself something nice, you know?"
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"But instead of that, you bought a chain?"
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"And you are too legit to quit,"
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"eh, MC Hamas?"
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"- Fuck off. - Later, Chain the Virgin."
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"are gonna have to take back their gift baskets,"
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"because I just got off the phone with Monica"
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"and she's getting me in to see Laurie this morning"
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"so I can tell her what's going on."
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"I mean, if Jack finds out, he'll be furious."
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"Hey, when you push a man so far,"
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"I'm not... I'm not going to."
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"Just... The point is,"
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"what other option do I have, anyway?"
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"Have I done something to offend you?"
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"You know, when you and the boys picked up and went to the new offices,"
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"Yeah, because you don't work at Pied Piper."
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"And you haven't let me forget that"
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"for even one moment, have you, Richard?"
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"I don't know what you're mad about."
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"You publicly proclaimed, "I have to go over Barker's head"
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"because what other option do I have?""
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"What other option do you have, Richard?"
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"- Uh... - 'Cause there is another option,"
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"and he's standing here, looking you in the face,"
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"and you're staring back like he don't even exist."
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"Just to be... as clear as I possibly can be here,"
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"are you trying to tell me that you want to talk to Barker?"
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"No, Richard, I don't want to talk to Barker."
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"sure, you can go talk to Barker."
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"Was that so hard?"
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"Yeah, she's definitely dead."
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"I'm sorry for your loss. Gloria!"
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"Gloria! Gl... Oh!"
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"back from whence she came?"
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"The toilet, dear. That's okay."
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"Ah yes, to the matter at hand."
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"I spoke with Richard about the box project, and..."
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"Well, here are some of my thoughts in no particular order."
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"- Why a box? - What information do I not already have?"
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"I'm sorry?"
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"I said, "What information do I not already have?""
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"I already have a five-year run rate plus a full market forecast"
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"for my appliance. I have the same for Richard's platform."
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"So, before you waste time"
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"just tell me what concrete information you have for me"
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"that I do not already possess!"
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"The way I see it, you've got about two options."
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"One, you build yourself the box."
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"All right, I'll see you back at the house."
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"Ah. Hiroki-san."
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"It is a question mark made of human hair,"
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"Right. Speaking of questions..."
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"that a backup appliance for data centers seems"
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