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Clips from Daria (1997) - College Bored (S01E01)

"I think people who run over animals"
Daria (1997)
"What about unpopular animals?"
Daria (1997)
"Hooray."
Daria (1997)
"Read to me."
Daria (1997)
"Isn't she darling? What is she reading now?"
Daria (1997)
"Actually, I may just skip college and stay home."
Daria (1997)
"End of discussion."
Daria (1997)
"Way to go, Mom. She can't get her way all the time."
Daria (1997)
"Maybe we can sit together."
Daria (1997)
"this is an informational sheet Push Comes to Love sends around to 600 leading colleges."
Daria (1997)
"What a child."
Daria (1997)
"She's got a dark, threatened look."
Daria (1997)
"How could you afford such a space in New York?"
Daria (1997)
"I used the money my parents saved for college."
Daria (1997)
"Oh! Okay."
Daria (1997)
"Money well spent, since it wasn't my money."
Daria (1997)
"Scholarship? Way to go, sweetie."
Daria (1997)
"But Quinn,"
Daria (1997)
"your father and I would love it if you kids followed in our footsteps."
Daria (1997)
"Hey, hey, my man. Toss me that disk, dude."
Daria (1997)
"I'm your tour guide, Heather. Welcome to Middleton."
Daria (1997)
"Damn it! I'll kill you, college scum!"
Daria (1997)
"Jake, honey, didn't that balloon just come out of your old dorm window?"
Daria (1997)
"Okay, next is the old bell tower in the center of campus"
Daria (1997)
"the historical meeting place of..."
Daria (1997)
"Right."
Daria (1997)
"A whipping. It's nice that they keep some of the old traditions."
Daria (1997)
"Yes, ma'am."
Daria (1997)
"Quinn, you're in high school."
Daria (1997)
"She's God's problem now, kid. Let's get out of here."
Daria (1997)
"How refreshing to see someone doing school work."
Daria (1997)
"Actually, I'm sending an erotic letter to a female inmate I met on the Internet."
Daria (1997)
"I think she's female."
Daria (1997)
"Don't worry, men. The situation is under control."
Daria (1997)
"and begging your parents for money."
Daria (1997)
"Seems like only yesterday I was partying with the best of them."
Daria (1997)
"That's why I refer a lot of our parents to this institution."
Daria (1997)
"does not have an apostrophe in it... anywhere."
Daria (1997)
"Second, unless your ex-boyfriend is an authority on D.H. Lawrence,"
Daria (1997)
"don't base your thesis on something he said while making out."
Daria (1997)
"Thank you, and good luck with the doctorate."
Daria (1997)
"You seem pretty comfortable with the brain-dead."
Daria (1997)
"So, let's go to a party."
Daria (1997)
"Why, you little bastard! Oh, wait a minute,"
Daria (1997)
"to fly a Middleton woman's panties from our flagpole."
Daria (1997)
"What's happened?"
Daria (1997)
"Right now, we don't even know where they are!"
Daria (1997)
"The fuzz?"
Daria (1997)
"Missing daughters... bad."
Daria (1997)
"As you go around counting off, for every number that has a three in it"
Daria (1997)
"One..."
Daria (1997)
"She gets to drive the kegs to and from the distributor."
Daria (1997)
"They made me their queen! Isn't it great?!"
Daria (1997)
"Hi!"
Daria (1997)
"Yes, officer. Thank you for your help."
Daria (1997)
"Don't make me use the cuffs, Mr. Morgendorffer."
Daria (1997)
"then they let me make up some of my own!"
Daria (1997)
"And they were really interested in my feelings and thoughts and stuff."
Daria (1997)
"That sounds stupid."
Daria (1997)
"I learned about the first-string exemption."
Daria (1997)
"you never have to take any exams."
Daria (1997)
"Yeah. I'm looking forward to a great education."
Daria (1997)
"You little... oh, and you two."
Daria (1997)
"I, I just can't understand you kids sometimes."
Daria (1997)
"I'm so proud of you, honey."
Daria (1997)
"Uh, did you guys read this letter?"
Daria (1997)
"Yes, and it says right there that she's in."
Daria (1997)
"No!"
Daria (1997)
"My mom wouldn't let me keep it."
Daria (1997)
"But you've gotta admit, there are some pretty choice moments."
Daria (1997)
"I've been working on the railroad..."
Daria (1997)
"come on, guys, we know this one."
Daria (1997)
"How do you know?"
Daria (1997)
"should get run over themselves to see how they like it."
Daria (1997)
"Unpopular animals don't count."
Daria (1997)
"What about the stupid ones?"
Daria (1997)
"Come on, girls. We'll be at Susan and Doug's soon."
Daria (1997)
"and there's nothing wrong with that. Right, honey?"
Daria (1997)
"We have to think about college application time."
Daria (1997)
"I mean, it's so hard to get into a good school now."
Daria (1997)
"What are you guys doing about it?"
Daria (1997)
"It'll save me the trouble of moving back in later."
Daria (1997)
"Daria, if you don't get into a decent school your life will be ruined."
Daria (1997)
"Today's admission standards are more rigorous than ever, which is why..."
Daria (1997)
"Television counts as a place."
Daria (1997)
"Okay, okay. Topic one: testing."
Daria (1997)
"Like, when you get a multiple-choice question,"
Daria (1997)
"Let's all talk about college..."
Daria (1997)
"Thanks, man, I owe you one."
Daria (1997)
"the goal of the worksheet is to help you focus on what you want out of college."
Daria (1997)
"you focus on personal goals and aspirations..."
Daria (1997)
"Kevin... thank you for my beautiful roses."
Daria (1997)
"Where did you get them?"
Daria (1997)
"Oh, it was nothing. My high-school girlfriend sent them to me."
Daria (1997)
"Oh, Brittany."
Daria (1997)
"She never cracked no books."
Daria (1997)
"Brittany, you're the only girl I ever loved!"
Daria (1997)
"This is all quite amazing."
Daria (1997)
"Brilliant! Just like your art."
Daria (1997)
"it's called "Focus on How to... ""
Daria (1997)
"Hey, this must be the new roommate. Guys."
Daria (1997)
"Excellent, the new roommate."
Daria (1997)
"Howdy, roomy."
Daria (1997)
"Hi."
Daria (1997)
"All right, guys. Best man wins."
Daria (1997)
"like two of the answers are more rigorous than..."
Daria (1997)
"Daria, I know it's only the first week of freshmen year,"
Daria (1997)
"but I wonder if you'd consider transferring to the graduate school."
Daria (1997)
"I'm not really sure I want to be a professional student."
Daria (1997)
"Not here, of course. On our Paris campus."
Daria (1997)
"Superb! Now I can use your dorm room to carry on affairs"
Daria (1997)
"with some of the more beautiful undergraduates. Thank you!"
Daria (1997)
"How come even in my fantasies everyone's a jerk?"
Daria (1997)
"Then we filled out this worksheet, and that was pretty much it."
Daria (1997)
"You left out the best part."
Daria (1997)
"Getting a date with the instructor is only the best part to you."
Daria (1997)
"It's not a date. We're meeting to discuss scholarship options."
Daria (1997)
"There's no such thing as a making-out scholarship."
Daria (1997)
"Anyway, the best part, I meant, was the trip."
Daria (1997)
"What trip?"
Daria (1997)
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