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Clips from Scrubs - My New Role (S08E08)

"J.D.: What? Why aren't we cool?"
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"It must be because we're super cool. Ask him."
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"Look, you seem to think that just because I have this new job,"
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"that suddenly I don't realize that the patients come first."
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"For the love of God, I taught you what matters,"
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"Well, it was just terrific. Thank you for that."
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"Yes, sir."
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"J.D.: As I left, I couldn't tell if that pounding was the Janitor's hammering"
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"or just the sound in my head of Dr. Cox finally being boxed in."
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"and discuss the NICU issue on Thursday then."
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"All righty."
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"Are you finally finished with the project?"
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"Yep. All done."
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"I got the nail in there, but it's loose."
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"- Bear the weight. - Here."
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"Hold it right there. I'll be back in one minute."
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"You're doing great."
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"So, that's what a Chief of Medicine does."
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"Now what's with the lab coat, Bob?"
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"How's the pulse, Ted?"
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"Nothing."
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"Nah. I don't need to go dressing on..."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"he gets very angry and he uses that picture to drive them insane."
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"Now what the hell does a janitor need an office for anyway?"
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"So you wanna discuss the urinal cake issue on Thursday, huh?"
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"Let me check my calendar."
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"All right, Steve. I'll..."
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"Huh?"
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"Hey. Good one. A little racist."
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"You know what? Just give my love to Darlene, okay?"
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"Real... Syphilis, huh?"
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"Well, that's..."
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"I'm not a doctor, Steve. But..."
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"What happened to all that pull you have with Dr. Cox?"
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"So I asked Dr. Cox about hiring some extra nurses and he said "no.""
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"Did you really ask him or did you just compliment him on his new office?"
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"- You know what? Frick them. - Frick them? I'm one of them."
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"I don't blame them for being frustrated at working here,"
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"You're not mad at me, you're just frustrated about something else"
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"and you're taking it out on me."
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"I mean, it's like last night, when my favorite shoes"
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"made my toes bleed, and so I called you a frizzy-haired mega-bitch."
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"That's why we had to make the rule"
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"just 'cause we're pissy about other stuff."
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"Yeah, but, Elliot, all nurses want is to be treated with the same respect"
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"But what about all the other nurses? Like Barbara this morning."
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"Were you as respectful as you could have been?"
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"And, ma'am, you should feel confident in the decision"
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"who went to medical school"
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"Have people been taking care of him since I left?"
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"Who's a good boy?"
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"So, why are you so afraid to get all up in Dr. Cox's grill?"
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"We both know he can occasionally be somewhat of a vengeful person."
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"- This is demeaning. - I know,"
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"Listen, if he wanted to find a place to hide your patient, he could."
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"He's just stressed and out of his elements,"
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"because it comes with a whole host of overwhelming responsibilities,"
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"including keeping this hospital afloat."
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"I'd help him if he'd let me, but you know he won't."
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"When I was Chief, if Dr. Cox came to me"
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"And now, that person is you."
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"- Will he at least be grateful? - No."
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"Hey, guys. How's it going over here?"
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"Awesome."
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"Look, Barb, I really just wanted to come by and apologize"
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"for the way I treated you earlier."
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"and kicking your teeth in."
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"Look, you guys aren't even really mad at Carla."
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"Even if it means yelling at her best friend."
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"That's me."
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"to start a dialog and make things better,"
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"or ignore me, stay pissed and you can all hold me down"
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"Oh."
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"I thought that was when it was all gonna go down."
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"Look, I don't care if we have to fake a secondary infection,"
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"Actually, you know what, stay if you want to."
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"No, you're not. It's 7:00. Your day's over."
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"J.D.: That's why even the tiniest change in a dynamic"
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"- Did you do something good? - I totally did."
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"Okay, take good care of him."
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"J.D.: As for me, I was fine with my new lot in life,"
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"Yeah. Go to hell."
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"J.D.: Or not."
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"Swing low, sweet chariot"
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"sweet chariot"
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"Coming for to carry me home"
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"J.D.: Elliot didn't think it was interesting,"
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"I'm just gonna hit the floor and be a doctor,"
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"there are times when I close my eyes and it's just there."
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"That still doesn't change the fact"
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"Enid picked out the damn fountains. I don't even like them."
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"- Bob? - Fine."
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"I warned you about abusing interns."
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"- Really? - No."
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"He took a picture of me and Photoshopped on cactus hands."
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"You're welcome, Perry."
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"J.D.: How lucky was that?"
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"I'm no Superman"
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"I hope not."
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"Just put it someplace, will you?"
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"maybe instead of braiding each other's hair"
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"you could talk to him about making some new hires"
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"Women, that's obvious, baseball cards, puppet shows."
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"Plus, you get the 3D effect. Look at this."
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"Try again there, Chewie."
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"Everybody and their sister wants a favor."
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"Maybe we could hire a few extra nurses?"
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"Carla."
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"Stop it."
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"Okay. You know what? We're cool."
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"Are you hammering in the perfect spots for emphasis?"
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"I was trying to, yeah."
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"is a chance to breathe every now and then."
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"Just hold it level and tight."
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"Sir, I was just looking over the... Oh, dear God in heaven!"
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"So, now if anyone gets a nice new office,"
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"That's old man for "bullcrap.""
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"Yeah, but they're acting like a bunch of frickheads."
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"Sorry about all the F bombs."
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